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Old 12-10-2007, 10:41 PM   #1
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Default do you know people who slurp cereal/soup/beverages and chew loudly with their mouths.

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if so, do the world a favor and put a bullet in their fucking heads.

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Old 12-10-2007, 10:45 PM   #2
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brutal

 
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Old 12-10-2007, 10:46 PM   #3
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my little brother always was a sloppy cereal eater. we would sit at the table together in the morning and he would gross me out.

sluuuuurp. then crunch. sluuuuurpp. then crunch.
i wish he would just put it all in his mouth at once.

 
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Old 12-10-2007, 10:47 PM   #4
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i would gladly put a bullet in my head but ive been told suicide is not the way to go

 
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Old 12-10-2007, 10:48 PM   #5
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i savor my food, sorry if it grosses everyone else out

 
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Old 12-10-2007, 10:50 PM   #6
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in japan its rude not to slurp soup or noodles.

 
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Old 12-10-2007, 10:50 PM   #7
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My dad slurps his tea to the point that I could not eat breakfast with him when I lived at home. It was horrible.

Every.

Fucking.

Sip.

*slluuuuuuuuurrrppppppppppppp*

He also leaves his paper napkin in the tea cup when he is finished like he's at a fucking restaurant.

 
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Old 12-10-2007, 10:52 PM   #8
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yeah this has bothered me to an unbelievable level for as long as i can remember

 
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Old 12-10-2007, 10:52 PM   #9
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i savor my food, sorry if it grosses everyone else out
you can savor just as much with your fucking mouth closed.

 
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Old 12-10-2007, 10:55 PM   #10
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wow. I have ALWAYS noticed this and it drives me crazy. My brother used to do it when I was a kid - I just stopped eating cereal to avoid being near him at the table. My wife does this too, but not as bad.

 
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Old 12-10-2007, 10:55 PM   #11
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I try not to slurp... i used to a lot though

 
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Old 12-10-2007, 10:56 PM   #12
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mnah mnah mnah manh mnah mnah mnah

 
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Old 12-10-2007, 10:57 PM   #13
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it's always bothered me, but i have NEVER encountered someone who is as blatantly offensive with it as my current roommate (ONLY FOR ONE MORE WEEK HELL YEAH). and i thought i was maybe overreacting, but everyone else who has ever eaten with him says the same thing.

it's horrifying.

last night he was eating fucking RAISINS while i was trying to sleep and i wanted to fucking kill myself.

 
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Old 12-10-2007, 10:57 PM   #14
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you can savor just as much with your fucking mouth closed.
its more fun this way

 
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Old 12-10-2007, 10:57 PM   #15
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mnah mnah mnah manh mnah mnah mnah
ahh, that's the spelling i was looking for

i was ranting to my sister and said "SLLLLUUUURP CHOMPCHOMPCHOMP NOMNOMNOM"

yours is better

 
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Old 12-10-2007, 10:58 PM   #16
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its more fun this way
i honestly think you're a disgusting jackass if you knowingly do this and make no effort to stop.

 
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Old 12-10-2007, 10:59 PM   #17
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Yes, in fact I do, Eulogy kind sir

 
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Old 12-10-2007, 11:01 PM   #18
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it's always bothered me, but i have NEVER encountered someone who is as blatantly offensive with it as my current roommate (ONLY FOR ONE MORE WEEK HELL YEAH). and i thought i was maybe overreacting, but everyone else who has ever eaten with him says the same thing.

it's horrifying.

last night he was eating fucking RAISINS while i was trying to sleep and i wanted to fucking kill myself.

how are raisins so hard to eat that you need to do that? God.. I'm sorry you have to live with that man..

 
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Old 12-10-2007, 11:03 PM   #19
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i honestly think you're a disgusting jackass if you knowingly do this and make no effort to stop.
im giving you a hard time, i have been told it looks like i enjoy my food too much, i dont realize it though, im so focused on my food, hunched shoulders and all, i dont really think about it.

 
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Old 12-10-2007, 11:07 PM   #20
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im giving you a hard time, i have been told it looks like i enjoy my food too much, i dont realize it though, im so focused on my food, hunched shoulders and all, i dont really think about it.
eating frantically is one thing. i know people who do this and look kind of odd sometimes while doing it. i'm sure i do it sometimes too. but for the most part, they keep their excitement within themselves and successfully limit the amount of noise that reaches people in the surrounding area.

 
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Old 12-10-2007, 11:16 PM   #21
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I do this, but not to those extremes. My roommate/friend gets annoyed at me, but I don't do it on purpose. I think the instance I can think of I was drinking the milk at the end of the bowl of Special K with Red Berries.

 
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Old 12-10-2007, 11:23 PM   #22
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i've never been annoyed by someone else doing this

does that mean i do it?

 
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Old 12-10-2007, 11:38 PM   #23
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when my aunt eats, everyone knows; she eats very loudly even with things like pudding and jello

 
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Old 12-10-2007, 11:43 PM   #24
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it's kind of impossible to not slurp hot beverages. drrrr

 
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Old 12-10-2007, 11:46 PM   #25
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my first girlfriend used to always point out when i chewed with my mouth open. or loudly. it would bother the hell out of her and she'd flip out and leave the room.

so now i usually eat in solitude.

though what bothers me more is not so much the sound of chewing but when they respire like they're running a fucking marathon. especially when they call in to work and it's right in your ear.

 
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Old 12-10-2007, 11:49 PM   #26
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it's kind of impossible to not slurp hot beverages. drrrr
no it's not

 
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Old 12-10-2007, 11:50 PM   #27
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maybe if i wanna burn my mouth. im not going to burn my mouth for anyone.

 
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Old 12-10-2007, 11:51 PM   #28
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this is not something i've ever given a shit about.

an ex of mine got really bothered by it and i think it must be some kind of neurotic control issue thing that some people have. especially because she happened to be a bitch.

 
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Old 12-10-2007, 11:51 PM   #29
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maybe if i wanna burn my mouth. im not going to burn my mouth for anyone.
....?

i drink hot beverages all the time. i do not slurp and i do not burn my mouth.

 
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Old 12-10-2007, 11:52 PM   #30
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keep in mind that belching loudly/licking fingers/picking teeth/etc. are all fine by me.

 
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