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10-18-2021, 09:30 PM | #91 | |
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2. i didn't know you were so baby 3. what is not sloot? Last edited by yo soy el mejor : 10-18-2021 at 09:39 PM. |
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10-18-2021, 09:31 PM | #92 |
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sloot
/ (sluːt) / noun Southern African a ditch for irrigation or drainage |
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10-19-2021, 06:50 AM | #93 |
Brazilian Blouselord
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10-19-2021, 09:32 AM | #94 |
Braindead
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nice
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10-19-2021, 09:59 AM | #95 | |
Janis Jopleybird
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And you're asking me if I think it would have been more appropriate for you to walk away What is the disconnect here |
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10-19-2021, 10:16 AM | #96 |
Brazilian Blouselord
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She asked me if my cock would look good in her mouth and I told her that I can generally squat 380 if I really try my best.
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10-19-2021, 12:38 PM | #97 | |
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So my girlfriend is size 8 age 21. She's never worked out in her life. Her bodys ok its just the belly is getting abit fat now shes been eating to much chocolate and takeaways. shes 5ft 5 weighing 58Kg If she cuts the calories to 1200 will she lose fat within 12 weeks ( our holiday ). This is without doing cardio as shes lazy. Also if yes what kind of food does she eat anything? as long as its under 500 calories maintaince? I know us men need high protein but we have muscle she has none. The photo was 1 year ago. Shes still got the image just fat on the belly. |
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10-19-2021, 02:47 PM | #98 | |
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I didn't get flirtatious vibes at all from her. I think she was just paying me a cool compliment and wanting to chat. |
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10-19-2021, 03:13 PM | #99 |
ILL KILL UR DOG
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its my experience that people avoid all contact at the gym unless they already know someone or have reason to want to connect their genitals together
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10-19-2021, 04:16 PM | #100 |
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you mean that's been the only motive behind your making conversation at the gym? SAD!
but at this point, no one should be talking to anyone in public ever again but back a long time ago when i went to the Y during the day with the hardcore crowd, everyone, even the buff people, were super friendly and helpful got my dungon now though but i miss some machines and big mirrors to watch my form |
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10-19-2021, 04:23 PM | #101 |
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I just wanna get fit enough where I actually can approach someone at a gym and have a non-zero chance of them going out with me. Not going to happen in my current dadbod shape. I think I'll need abs for that.
Oh well. Now to sabotage myself and buy myself a hamburger and fries with a dumb idiot juice for lunch. |
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10-19-2021, 05:01 PM | #102 |
Minion of Satan
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We can't go applying the same rules to sports people as we would to the normal.
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10-19-2021, 05:06 PM | #103 |
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lots of philosophers extolled the virtues of physical fitness, but lazy people who just like to watch and talk about sports ruined it! and now physical fitness is seen a jock thing but i choose brains and brawn
/kisses muscles and cracks a book |
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10-19-2021, 05:08 PM | #104 |
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10-19-2021, 06:06 PM | #105 |
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did Diogenes say anything
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10-19-2021, 06:38 PM | #106 |
Janis Jopleybird
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I BUILD THIS SINFUL SHELL FOR THE GLORIFICATION OF CHRIST THE KING
IT IS NOT I WHO CLEAN AND JERK. IT IS THE LORD OUR GOD CLEANING AND JERKING THROUGH ME |
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10-19-2021, 06:43 PM | #107 |
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On the one hand, Diogenes is depicted accusing philosophers, in particular Plato, of idle talk, himself advocating double training (mental and bodily), and performing his philosophy through acts of “street theatre” in various public spaces. On the other hand, he derides athletes and the folly of those following them to athletic festivals.
SEE! sanctioned sporting events and teams and fandom have always sucked Last edited by yo soy el mejor : 10-19-2021 at 06:48 PM. |
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10-19-2021, 06:48 PM | #108 |
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btw, run2me. no 19 year old needs to hear from their 20 year old partner that they're getting fat and especially none of the stuff you said to us about her body. >_> the best you can do since you're so PASSIONATE about fitness is be a motivation and invite her to join you without expectation. WHATEVER you do, refrain from criticizing her body and stop letting your friends make jokes at her expense.
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10-19-2021, 08:25 PM | #109 |
ILL KILL UR DOG
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10-19-2021, 09:16 PM | #110 | |
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I told her I would help but when I do she gets mad at me Example: yesterday she had two hotdogs with mayonnaise and chips, ontop of that she was dipping all of that into nacho cheese. I said that she should hit the gym hard today she gets mad at me but at the same time her friend said she should cut back on mayonnaise didn't even get mad at her friend. Should I just let her run her 2 weeks of the gym before she gives up or is there some kind of way to actually help her. Also she had a brownie Sunday thing from sonic last night Cliffs: -gf eats chit -gf expects to lose weight -gf diet logic is chit -won't let me help -is a bish |
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10-19-2021, 09:22 PM | #111 |
real estate cowboy
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jeez man
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10-19-2021, 09:22 PM | #112 |
real estate cowboy
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she gonna be fat
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10-19-2021, 09:53 PM | #113 |
Shut the fuck up!
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I can't tell if serious.. or satire
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10-19-2021, 09:54 PM | #114 |
Shut the fuck up!
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cause straight men don't really think that about their partners, right?
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10-19-2021, 09:55 PM | #115 |
Shut the fuck up!
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Or post it online if they do
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10-19-2021, 09:58 PM | #116 |
ILL KILL UR DOG
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Pretty sure these have all been copypastas
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10-19-2021, 10:19 PM | #117 |
Braindead
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Guys plz
Let's be grownups here and go back to posting our protein shakes and lifting stats |
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10-19-2021, 10:19 PM | #118 | |
Braindead
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excuse my language |
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10-19-2021, 10:31 PM | #119 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
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yeah no one eats hot dogs with mayonnaise if they eat hot dogs at all
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10-20-2021, 12:12 AM | #120 |
Shut the fuck up!
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Mayonnaise belongs on Fries. Justing thinking of mayo on a hotdog make me gag
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