I boxed tonight

bonsor · 10-05-2002, 12:59 AM

Man oh man, was it great. It was one of those parties like the one in the 1979 video. My first one, actually. The first time I've ever been to a real house party.

Anyway, the centerpiece of the party was boxing in the backyard with a live punk band playing. I got up to box a few times, and let me tell you, it was exhilerating. It was the first time I've ever done something like that.

Though my technique mainly consisted of trying to make the opponent double over in laughter by shaking my gloved fist at them shouting 'I'll butter your biscuit' in a 1920s Irish-American drawl and showing them some of my fancy footwork (which was stongly inspired by Michael Flatley, according to onlookers), I managed to do a serious bit of damage. I lost all the matches, but god, I want to do it again. One of the few things I remember from the matches was being punched in the face insanely hard and saying 'Dude.......I smell boogers'.

What's happening to me? Weightlifting? Boxing?

Crippler · 10-05-2002, 01:15 AM

Start recruiting guys from around your neighborhood, find a diner with a big basement, and throw no-holds-barred two-man wars every weekend.

bonsor · 10-05-2002, 01:18 AM

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Originally posted by Crippler
Start recruiting guys from around your neighborhood, find a diner with a big basement, and throw no-holds-barred two-man wars every weekend.

I can't believe nobody's thought of this before!

Crippler · 10-05-2002, 01:20 AM

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Originally posted by ******
I can't believe nobody's thought of this before!

If you're gonna be sarcastic, at least do it when the other guy is not being this blatantly obvious.

bonsor · 10-05-2002, 01:24 AM

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Originally posted by Crippler

If you're gonna be sarcastic, at least do it when the other guy is not being this blatantly obvious.

I'm on your side, dude.

Affect · 10-05-2002, 01:38 AM

Fond memories that you will likely never be able to forget.

If I can give you one work of advice, don't hold back as much as you normally do(not you, per se). Take chances.

Because if you don't, the regret will almost overshadow these memories.

bonsor · 10-05-2002, 01:42 AM

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Originally posted by Affect
Fond memories that you will likely never be able to forget.

If I can give you one work of advice, don't hold back as much as you normally do(not you, per se). Take chances.

Because if you don't, the regret will almost overshadow these memories.

And I'm assuming this can be applied to more than boxing?

Affect · 10-05-2002, 01:46 AM

That's why I like you, ******. That big fucking brain of yours.

Undone · 10-05-2002, 04:45 AM

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Originally posted by Affect
That's why I like you, ******. That big fucking brain of yours.

He's a three dimensional thinker in disguise.

DeviousJ · 10-05-2002, 02:00 PM

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Originally posted by Affect
That's why I like you, ******. That big fucking brain of yours.

Minus a few brain cells from the concussion

Undone · 10-05-2002, 02:40 PM

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Originally posted by DeviousJ

Minus a few brain cells from the concussion

It's like a jumbo sized fish bowl without any fish.

sawdust restaurants · 10-05-2002, 02:41 PM

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Originally posted by DeviousJ
Minus a few brain cells from the concussion

If you were female, I'd fuck your brains out.

Affect · 10-05-2002, 02:46 PM

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Originally posted by sawdust restaurants

If you were female, I'd fuck your brains out.

Quit being gay.

sawdust restaurants · 10-05-2002, 05:35 PM

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Originally posted by Affect
Quit being gay.

Yours, too.

Undone · 10-05-2002, 05:38 PM

I'll fight you John.

DeviousJ · 10-05-2002, 08:38 PM

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Originally posted by Affect
Quit being gay.

We could start

10-05-2002, 12:59 AM	#1
bonsor Minion of Satan Location: midwest Posts: 8,771	I boxed tonight Man oh man, was it great. It was one of those parties like the one in the 1979 video. My first one, actually. The first time I've ever been to a real house party. Anyway, the centerpiece of the party was boxing in the backyard with a live punk band playing. I got up to box a few times, and let me tell you, it was exhilerating. It was the first time I've ever done something like that. Though my technique mainly consisted of trying to make the opponent double over in laughter by shaking my gloved fist at them shouting 'I'll butter your biscuit' in a 1920s Irish-American drawl and showing them some of my fancy footwork (which was stongly inspired by Michael Flatley, according to onlookers), I managed to do a serious bit of damage. I lost all the matches, but god, I want to do it again. One of the few things I remember from the matches was being punched in the face insanely hard and saying 'Dude.......I smell boogers'. What's happening to me? Weightlifting? Boxing? __________________

10-05-2002, 01:38 AM	#6
Affect Fuck Location: xxx Posts: 5,360	Fond memories that you will likely never be able to forget. If I can give you one work of advice, don't hold back as much as you normally do(not you, per se). Take chances. Because if you don't, the regret will almost overshadow these memories. __________________ ...let this be a sermon I mean everything I've said...

10-05-2002, 01:46 AM	#8
Affect Fuck Location: xxx Posts: 5,360	That's why I like you, ******. That big fucking brain of yours.

10-05-2002, 05:38 PM	#15
Undone Apocalyptic Poster Location: Atlanta, GA Posts: 1,335	I'll fight you John.