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Old 04-21-2022, 08:09 AM   #1
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Default people of Netphoria, I think I might be BALLS DEEP IN YOU MOM OR DAD OR BOTH

Gents and ladies,

I'll admit it,

I'm mighty confused here because my arm is stinky and it could only mean one or two things:

Your dirty whore of a mother, or more likely a father down on his luck and looking for a HARD FISTING have found me, THE LAST MOTHERFUCKER IN THE BAR AT THE END OF THE NIGHT with money for last call. Sad, but not too proud for me to buy them the final drink, just before we exit and look for some coke, meth or crack to finish off what would be called "Here we go, empty our lives before the last dawn"

Listen forumsters:

I think I fucked your mom or your dad last night and I didn't wear gloves. There's DNA under my nails of your mom or dad's poop tube, because they didn't take the time to fucking DOUCHE OUT THEIR ASSHOLES

IF YOU ARE READING THIS GEN Z:

Your perception of this reality is correct: the old have raped the land, took a shit on liberty, fucked with your favorite youTube personalities, flooded the TikTok of geriatric lame parroting of your art.

HOW WE ALL GET PAST THIS:

Parents gotta listen, ya hear? THIS TRAGEDY OF LIFE HAS GONE ON TOO LONG!

Wokeness! Whether or not you agree, is the only way that we do or don't deal with what is projected to us as dire, and important, unless you are high as fuck, then SPLIFF ON A DOOBIE AND CARRY US TO A NON BINARY, HARD FUCKING DREAM, THE KIND THAT CANCELS THE CULTURE YOU KNOW IS PRESSED!

 
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Old 04-21-2022, 08:16 AM   #2
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How to Decode the 30 Most Common Gen Z Slang Words
Kelly KuehnKelly KuehnUpdated: Jan. 20, 2022
This list hits different, fam.

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What’s Gen Z saying?

Have you ever heard a group of Gen Z-ers talking and thought, “Wait, what does that word even mean?” If so, don’t worry—you’re not alone. Just like the generations before them, Gen Z uses specific slang words when communicating (some of those slang words are now new words in the dictionary). If you aren’t in that generation, though, it can be tough to figure out what those words actually mean. You may know the origins of popular slang words, but Gen Z slang may be a whole new ballpark for you. No worries—we’ve decoded some of the most common Gen Z slang terms to keep you in the know.

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Basic

Meaning: A word to describe someone who likes mainstream things and is considered unoriginal.

Example: “His taste in music is pretty basic.”

RELATED: Slang Words No One Outside Your State Will Understand

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Bet

Meaning: A term for agreement or approval.

Example: “Are we still on for Saturday night?” “Bet.”

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Big yikes

Meaning: Think of it as an emphasis on the word “yikes”—it’s something that’s really embarrassing, disturbing, or shocking.

Example: “My mom called me 30 times after I broke curfew—big yikes.”

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Bop

Meaning: A really good song or beat.

Example: “Listen to this new song—it’s a bop.”

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Canceled

Meaning: To stop supporting something or someone by doing a number of things, including boycotting their work, products, or unfollowing on social media.

Example: “I can’t believe that company was caught dumping waste in the river—it’s canceled.”

RELATED: 29 Trendy Slang Words That Seriously Need to End

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Cap

Meaning: Something that’s considered false or an outright lie. It’s most commonly used in the phrase “no cap,” which means “no lie.”

Example: “That was the best pizza I’ve ever had—no cap.”
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Catch these hands

Meaning: To start a fight. It’s typically used in a confrontational matter.

Example: “Get out of my way—you don’t want to catch these hands.”

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Drag

Meaning: To criticize or make fun of something. Many people equate dragging someone to roasting someone.

Example: “Why are you dragging me so hard today?”

RELATED: 15 Slang Words You Didn’t Know Were in the Dictionary

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Drip

Meaning: A cool sense of style. It can refer to clothes or the way someone carries themselves.

Example: “Her drip is iconic.”

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Fam

Meaning: A shortened term for “family” typically used to describe one’s inner circle.

Example: “I’m hanging out with the fam today.”

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Finesse

Meaning: The act of getting what you want by tricking or manipulating someone.

Example: “I finessed my co-worker into covering my shifts next week.”

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Ghosted

Meaning: To stop communicating with someone out of the blue.

Example: “I was talking to this guy, but he ghosted me last week.”

RELATED: 10 Online Dating Terms You Need to Know Now
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Glow up

Meaning: To go through a positive physical, mental, or spiritual change.

Example: “He had a major glow up over the summer.”
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High key

Meaning: The opposite of “low key;” commonly used when you want to emphasize something. Synonyms ******* “really” and “very.”

Example: “I high-key love those shoes.”

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Hits different

Meaning: Used to describe something that stands out from the rest or makes you feel different compared to other things.

Example: “My mom’s cooking just hits different.”

RELATED: Common British Slang You Didn’t Realize You Knew
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I’m dead

Meaning: An expression to use when you find something hilarious.

Example: “Did you hear her crack that joke? I’m dead.”

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Main character

Meaning: A phrase used to describe someone who seems to naturally have charismatic energy that draws people in. Someone described as a “main character” tends to be well-liked, confident, and knows they’re in control of their life. If a movie were to be made, they’d be the main character.

Example: “Debbie’s definitely the main character in this group.”

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Periodt

Meaning: A more intense version of “period,” meant to add emphasis to the point being made.

Example: “This is the best song I’ve ever heard—periodt.”

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Pressed

Meaning: Being mad or upset about something.

Example: “Why are you so pressed about what they said?”

RELATED: How Many of These 13 Old-School Slang Words Do You Know?
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Sis

Meaning: A shortened version of “sister” typically used as an affectionate greeting for a close friend.

Example: “Sis, it’s been too long! How are you?”

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Sending me

Meaning: A term to describe how funny you find something.

Example: “This movie is sending me—you have to see it.”

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Slaps

Meaning: An adjective that describes how great something is.

Example: “This song slaps!”
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Snack

Meaning: A term to describe someone you think is good-looking.

Example: “They’re looking like a snack today.”

RELATED: 10 Funny Vintage Slang Words People Should Start Using Again

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Snatched

Meaning: A term to describe something that looks really good, typically when it comes to style.

Example: “Your outfit is snatched!”

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Stan

Meaning: Another word for someone who’s a super fan, and sometimes excessively enthusiastic of, a celebrity’s work. The term originated from Eminem’s song “Stan.”

Example: “She’s a Taylor Swift stan.”

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Sus

Meaning: Short for “suspicious.” It typically means something is not as it may seem.

Example: “That story is sus.”

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Tea

Meaning: Another word for gossip.

Example: “Sit down—I have some tea to spill.”

RELATED: These 17 “Modern” Words Are Much Older Than You Thought
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Vibe

Meaning: The mood or emotional state someone has. People typically radiate this and people associated that vibe with that specific person.

Example: “She has such a chill vibe.”

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Wig

Meaning: An expression used when something completely blows you away. It would refer to the fact that, if you had a wig on, what happened would cause so much shock and admiration that it would fly off your head.

Example: “Did you see that concert?! Wig!”
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Yeet

Meaning: So this one technically has two meanings. One is a word that’s essentially an exclamation of approval or excitement. The other is to describe a powerful throw.

Example 1: “He yeeted the football 30 yards!”

Example 2: “Did you see that throw? Yeet!”

Now that you know what these common Gen Z slang words mean, expand your vocabulary further by checking out these funny words you probably didn’t know existed.

 
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Old 04-21-2022, 10:21 AM   #3
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Old 04-23-2022, 11:39 AM   #4
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Ladies and gentlemen,

to find out

I'm confused here because my hand is stuck and only one or two things mean:

Your mother was dirty, or maybe a more unhappy father, looking for a hard blow and she found me, the last gun in the bar and the money for the last call. Sadly, I was not too proud of it but I bought one last drink from them before we left and searched for coca - cola or methamphetamine or cola to end the so - called "Let's get rid of our lives before last morning. "

Listen to forum members:

I think I shot my mum or dad last night and didn't wear gloves.
I have the DNA of your mum or dad's sewing tubes under my nails because they did not have time to wash their donkeys.

If you are reading this generation Z:

You are right about this fact: old men rape on the ground, famine, have sex with your favorite people on youtube, TikTok is full of old papers interfering with your art.

How I got through this ordeal:

Parents want to listen, you hear? This tragedy is too long!

Wake up! Whether you agree or not, this is the only way we can deal with the terrible and important things that are presented to us or not, unless you are too loud, then SPLIFF ON A DOOBIE and take it to non-Binary, curse it. dream, that you are pressured to end the culture you know!


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Old 04-23-2022, 06:35 PM   #5
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Old 04-23-2022, 07:01 PM   #6
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Hey man are you ok

 
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Old 04-24-2022, 04:49 PM   #7
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I wish to be adressed as The Farty Queef

 
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Old 04-24-2022, 10:24 PM   #8
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i'd like to say hello to my......... family

i'd like to say hello to my.......... friends

& most of all

i'd like to say hello

to




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Old 04-29-2022, 03:39 AM   #10
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a sick thing but not really all that bad

 
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