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Old 12-25-2021, 07:47 AM   #1
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Old 12-25-2021, 12:32 PM   #2
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thank you for keeping the CHRIST in CHRISTMAS Daddy Jon!

 
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Old 12-25-2021, 03:20 PM   #3
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Did any of you buy yourselves something really cool? I bought a Ninja Foodi pressure cooker and air fryer combo. And one of those ridiculously sized therapeutic pillows.

 
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Old 12-25-2021, 11:27 PM   #4
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Didn’t buy anything, just ate some sack.

 
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Old 12-26-2021, 12:18 AM   #5
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Old 12-26-2021, 02:18 AM   #6
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Happy Chrimbo 🎄 ⭐️

My 16 year old son abandoned us in the evening to go and hang out and drink with his girlfriend and her family. It’s a new era for me as a parent. I gave him a bottle of wine and some chocolates to take for her parents/family

 
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Old 12-26-2021, 11:01 AM   #7
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Old 12-26-2021, 11:07 AM   #8
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the coolest thing i got for anyone is a bonsai starter kit for my newly retired dad who's done mostly construction and likes the outdoors and the lego kits i've gotten as other gifts. i also considered another lego kit or a remote control car/plane for him.

he and my mother, i suppose, sent me a pocket knife as a gift to make up for the one he took away from me as a kid (that my biological father had given to me). this knife is way more hardcore

love that dude like he's my blood and then some. i used to worry that we'd lose touch if my mother ever died, but now i don't (and we made it legal on a day my birthday fell on father's day).

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Old 12-26-2021, 02:45 PM   #9
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Old 12-26-2021, 08:48 PM   #10
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I made a joke this year while visiting parents about how my dad should add a union suit to his shopping list (was just thinking of absurd asks while he was out)

My mom thought I was being serious, and sent me a bright red union suit in the mail. I tested out the butt flap but I haven't taken a real poop in it. It's like an uncomfortable romper.

 
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Old 01-06-2022, 12:03 PM   #11
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merry belated christmas, everyone!

i was here during the actual christmas, but i felt like waiting for the "good tidings"

let it get real crisp

 
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Old 01-07-2022, 07:52 AM   #12
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Old 01-07-2022, 11:11 AM   #13
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Old 01-07-2022, 12:41 PM   #14
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Old 01-07-2022, 02:10 PM   #15
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Old 01-07-2022, 05:57 PM   #16
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