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Old 01-07-2008, 03:21 PM   #1
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Thumbs down I may be getting my own store next week

Which means drug test.

If I had known about this at the begining of last month I would not have started smoking pot again, but my dumb ass bought a fucking oz and has been cheeching ever since...I hope a week is enough time to detox hardcore.

Looks like I'll be dieting on niacin and beer for the next few days.

 
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Old 01-07-2008, 03:33 PM   #2
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so fucked up.

 
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Old 01-07-2008, 03:37 PM   #3
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CONGRATULATIONS, THOUGH!

 
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Old 01-07-2008, 03:39 PM   #4
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*fart*

 
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Old 01-07-2008, 03:40 PM   #5
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do you guys take drug tests all the time or something? Fuck that, i would be out of there so fast!

 
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Old 01-07-2008, 03:48 PM   #6
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Anytime there is a promotion involved they require a drug test.

I passed my DT for walgreens within a week by exercising, drinking a 12pk a day and taking about 900mg of niacin daily.

I'm going to try that again and get this stuff from GNC that a friend reccomended.

 
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Old 01-07-2008, 03:48 PM   #7
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CONGRATULATIONS, THOUGH!
thx, kin folk.

 
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Old 01-07-2008, 03:50 PM   #8
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Anytime there is a promotion involved they require a drug test.

I passed my DT for walgreens within a week by exercising, drinking a 12pk a day and taking about 900mg of niacin daily.

I'm going to try that again and get this stuff from GNC that a friend reccomended.
whatd they reccomend?
ps- good luck!

 
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Old 01-07-2008, 03:51 PM   #9
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whatd they reccomend?
ps- good luck!
http://gnc.imageg.net/graphics/produ...-2331896dt.jpg

 
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Old 01-07-2008, 03:52 PM   #10
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Abstinence powder.

 
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Old 01-07-2008, 03:52 PM   #11
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for 50 bucks it better fucking work, but like I said I don't know when I'm taking the test so I'll buy it as a safety net I suppose.

 
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Old 01-07-2008, 03:53 PM   #12
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Money Back Guarantee, eh!!

 
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Old 01-07-2008, 03:54 PM   #13
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I would not have started smoking pot again, but my dumb ass bought a fucking oz and has been cheeching ever since...I hope a week is enough time to detox hardcore.

Looks like I'll be dieting on niacin and beer for the next few days.
this whole passage is completely RAW

 
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Old 01-07-2008, 04:05 PM   #14
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good luck man

don't be a fool and smoke again before you get your results...oftentimes, those supplements can render your urine worthless and they'll want to retest when you come back in to get the results and start the job

 
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Old 01-07-2008, 04:15 PM   #15
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Yeah, I tried to smoke the rest of my bag over the weekend so I wouldn't be tempted at all, but I just couldn't do it so I hid it this morning and will not smoke again until I know for sure that I'm getting the job or not.

 
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Old 01-07-2008, 04:37 PM   #16
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well if you hid it, what's going to stop you from just going and getting it?

 
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Old 01-07-2008, 04:44 PM   #17
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well if you hid it, what's going to stop you from just going and getting it?
self-control.

 
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Old 01-07-2008, 05:09 PM   #18
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Congrats man.

 
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Old 01-07-2008, 05:14 PM   #19
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self-control.
you're a better man than i

 
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Old 01-07-2008, 05:21 PM   #20
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12pk a day?

 
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Old 01-07-2008, 05:28 PM   #21
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I guess the theory is that the diuretic qualities of beer will help to flush out the system. One conceivable problem is that a 12-pack will add on additional fat which may make it difficult for the THC to flush out of existing fat cells.

 
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Old 01-07-2008, 05:31 PM   #22
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It sounds like drinking lots and lots of water would be the best choice.

 
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Old 01-07-2008, 05:35 PM   #23
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I guess the theory is that the diuretic qualities of beer will help to flush out the system. One conceivable problem is that a 12-pack will add on additional fat which may make it difficult for the THC to flush out of existing fat cells.
The theory is to be drunk every day so if he fails the test, saying "fuck it" is so much easier.

 
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Old 01-07-2008, 05:57 PM   #24
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A solid theory but without gainful employment how will he buy more beer?

 
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Old 01-07-2008, 06:07 PM   #25
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yeah nice try couch ass

 
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Old 01-07-2008, 06:08 PM   #26
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good luck sir

 
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yeah nice try couch ass
Nice try at what?

 
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Old 01-07-2008, 06:15 PM   #28
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Congrats and good luck with the test.

 
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Old 01-07-2008, 06:47 PM   #29
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Money Back Guarantee, eh!!
one would probably need that money if they got fired!

 
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Old 01-07-2008, 06:49 PM   #30
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in the past, when i would smoke weed irregularly, i would just drink a lot of water and pure cranberry juice.

never failed; then again i was never a heavy smoker at all.

 
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