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Old 09-16-2023, 11:48 AM   #301
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Seems I was slightly mistaken, the whole thing is solely about Brand and his crimes.

 
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Old 09-16-2023, 09:15 PM   #302
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I strive every day to be a mother worthy of this type of praise, and every day I fall spectacularly short. But this means SO much to me, I'm having a hard time right now. Thank you, bitch. We got this!
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Old 09-19-2023, 01:32 AM   #303
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I get weird looks from people now when I say I don't have kids and never wanted them. It's like they think i'm a witch or something.
this doesn't happen

 
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Old 09-21-2023, 06:23 PM   #304
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lol

"or something" is probably more accurate

 
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Old 09-21-2023, 06:26 PM   #305
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I have a mother squirrel and two babies living in a hole in the wall on my balcony.

I will not turn into my mother and feed them everyday.

Kind of fun and funny to watch them scramble around. One of the babies likes to chill and stick his head out and feel the nice breeze.

 
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Old 09-21-2023, 06:29 PM   #306
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My grandpa took me squirrel hunting once and I took a life on my first try. Grandma boiled the brains and they made me eat it. Kind of weird rite of passage looking back.

 
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Old 09-21-2023, 06:31 PM   #307
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But basically I probably acquired squirrel knowledge on that day it's whatever.

 
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Old 09-21-2023, 06:49 PM   #308
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okay now i'm mad these little shitheads are munching my green onions

 
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Old 09-22-2023, 12:46 AM   #309
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One of the babies likes to chill and stick his head out and feel the nice breeze.
#justlikeus

 
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Old 09-22-2023, 02:51 AM   #310
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what kind of absolute ASSHOLE

would not chat

inside this thread?

 
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Old 09-22-2023, 12:42 PM   #311
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okay now i'm mad
Eating brains will do that.


 
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Old 09-22-2023, 08:31 PM   #312
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interesting. i've been eating squirrel brain for years to cure my impotence with no negative effects

 
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Old 09-22-2023, 09:04 PM   #313
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i mean my dick is now really skinny and furry like a squirrel tail. hard like an acorn tho

 
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Old 09-22-2023, 09:16 PM   #314
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One of the kids at my daughter's bus stop had a dead mouse this morning and was trying to show it to everyone, and most of the kids were really interested. Then she threw it on the ground and stomped on it, and it's body pretty much exploded.

It seems like all the kids forgot by the time I picked mine up from the bus stop after school, but I won't forget.

 
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Old 09-22-2023, 09:27 PM   #315
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that's nuts!

 
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Old 09-22-2023, 09:32 PM   #316
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did you tell the kids that the best laid schemes of mice and men go oft awry leaving nought but pain for promised joy?

 
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Old 09-22-2023, 09:33 PM   #317
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man i'm feeling squirrely tonight. i'm in my squirrel era

 
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Old 09-22-2023, 11:11 PM   #318
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did you tell the kids that the best laid schemes of mice and men go oft awry leaving nought but pain for promised joy?
No, I said wash your fucking hands before you step in my direction

 
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Old 09-24-2023, 05:22 PM   #319
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One of the kids at my daughter's bus stop had a dead mouse this morning and was trying to show it to everyone, and most of the kids were really interested. Then she threw it on the ground and stomped on it, and it's body pretty much exploded.

It seems like all the kids forgot by the time I picked mine up from the bus stop after school, but I won't forget.
god what the FUCK

 
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Old 09-24-2023, 05:24 PM   #320
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Eddie Gein The Kid The Menace

 
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Old 09-25-2023, 12:11 AM   #321
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My parents occasionally cook squirrel. Usually as a stew. It tastes terrible.

Not sure whether I've eaten the brains. I don't think my dad put the heads in the stew.

 
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Old 09-25-2023, 12:45 AM   #322
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I could not knowingly eat that

 
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Old 09-25-2023, 10:32 AM   #323
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My parents occasionally cook squirrel. Usually as a stew. It tastes terrible.

Not sure whether I've eaten the brains. I don't think my dad put the heads in the stew.

 
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Old 09-26-2023, 11:47 AM   #324
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I like squirrels. I once lived in a shared house where there were lots of squirrels in the back garden, climbing trees and frolicking.

 
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Old 09-26-2023, 12:06 PM   #325
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I would eat a squirrel. Why not?

 
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Old 09-26-2023, 12:22 PM   #326
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I bet the meat would be quite stringy.

 
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Old 09-27-2023, 04:17 AM   #327
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I think itís better to eat a squirrel than a pig. Pigs are really intelligent and social, itís not their fault theyíre made out of bacon

If you could get bacon out of squirrels it would be the ethical choice

 
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Old 09-27-2023, 08:47 AM   #328
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I basically never eat pork products, either. And don't really care for them, despite the worldwide hype. So maybe I'm not the best judge of what a delicious dead animal is.

 
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Old 09-27-2023, 11:06 AM   #329
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I'm a Pearl Jam kind of guy, myself

 
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Old 09-27-2023, 12:22 PM   #330
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Squirrels tried to destroy my house and garden so I would absolutely eat one if given the chance, out of pure spite

A pig's never gonna invade my attic and chew the fuck out of important stuff, I'll tell you that for free

 
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