You Know I'm Chat Thread - Page 167

ourruseoffools · 08:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ram27

what eventually evolved in my life is simply not having others around because it's incredibly stressful and pressing and i don't have the facilities or abilities to support that whatsoever.

This is hitting because I feel like EVERYONE is trying to get between my relationship with God. But I can’t really figure out how I should deal with such a challenge in a proper manner

mxzombie · 07-25-2023, 10:04 AM

insert the lord directly into your rear end. it's worked miracles for me.

mxzombie · 04:45 PM

insert the LORD directly into your rear end.

redbreegull · 07-25-2023, 01:28 PM

what if my god doesn't fit in my butt

ilikeplanets · 07-25-2023, 01:49 PM

You're gonna need a bigger butt

Elijah Moon · 07-25-2023, 02:00 PM

God likes big butts and he cannot lie.

Joey Goldberg · 07-25-2023, 02:30 PM

listen to zwan until you reach an adequate god/ass ratio

ilikeplanets · 07-25-2023, 03:23 PM

I really want to start a new chat thread again

ilikeplanets · 07-25-2023, 03:24 PM

But I have no confidence in the mods to delete this one, or close it or whatever sorcery they employ

phang · 07-25-2023, 04:34 PM

Don't let your dreams be dreams.

mxzombie · 07-25-2023, 04:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by redbreegull

what if my god doesn't fit in my butt

practice

Joey Goldberg · 05:08 PM

the real answer to all this

mxzombie · 07-25-2023, 05:40 PM

that's just crass

Elijah Moon · 07-25-2023, 06:10 PM

try that in a small town.

redbreegull · 07-25-2023, 08:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ilikeplanets

I really want to start a new chat thread again

I endorse this can reprise85 and catman help this happen

redbreegull · 07-25-2023, 08:37 PM

ILP do you have an idea for the thread title? let's make this happen

ourruseoffools · 07-25-2023, 09:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Joey Goldberg

the real answer to all this

This stinks bro

ilikeplanets · 07-26-2023, 12:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by redbreegull

ILP do you have an idea for the thread title? let's make this happen

I feel obligated to remain on-theme with SP lyric puns

My impulse is "chat in a cage" but I'm sure someone has a better one...?

Joey Goldberg · 07-26-2023, 01:03 AM

the world is a chat thread

who wouldn't chat inside this thread

you're all chats and I'm a thread

QUIET... I am chat thread

ilikeplanets · 07-26-2023, 01:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Joey Goldberg

who wouldn't chat inside this thread

I like this one

redbreegull · 07-26-2023, 04:29 AM

petition to close thread.

it's time.

07-25-2023, 10:04 AM	#4983
mxzombie Braindead Location: i like traffic lights, but only when they're green. Posts: 15,718	insert the LORD directly into your rear end. Last edited by mxzombie : 07-25-2023 at 04:45 PM.

07-25-2023, 05:02 PM	#4992
Joey Goldberg Minion of Satan Location: andy dick NAKED Posts: 7,511	the real answer to all this Last edited by Joey Goldberg : 07-25-2023 at 05:08 PM.

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mxzombie Braindead Location: i like traffic lights, but only when they're green. Posts: 15,718	insert the lord directly into your rear end. it's worked miracles for me.

07-25-2023, 01:28 PM	#4984
redbreegull Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: N3t4Euh Haus Posts: 32,660	what if my god doesn't fit in my butt

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ilikeplanets Braindead Location: Ignore List Posts: 16,998	You're gonna need a bigger butt

07-25-2023, 02:00 PM	#4986
Elijah Moon Apocalyptic Poster Location: I circle distant stars. Posts: 1,993	God likes big butts and he cannot lie.

07-25-2023, 02:30 PM	#4987
Joey Goldberg Minion of Satan Location: andy dick NAKED Posts: 7,511	listen to zwan until you reach an adequate god/ass ratio

07-25-2023, 03:23 PM	#4988
ilikeplanets Braindead Location: Ignore List Posts: 16,998	I really want to start a new chat thread again

07-25-2023, 03:24 PM	#4989
ilikeplanets Braindead Location: Ignore List Posts: 16,998	But I have no confidence in the mods to delete this one, or close it or whatever sorcery they employ

07-25-2023, 04:34 PM	#4990
phang Demi-God Posts: 475	Don't let your dreams be dreams.

07-25-2023, 05:40 PM	#4993
mxzombie Braindead Location: i like traffic lights, but only when they're green. Posts: 15,718	that's just crass

07-25-2023, 06:10 PM	#4994
Elijah Moon Apocalyptic Poster Location: I circle distant stars. Posts: 1,993	try that in a small town.

07-25-2023, 08:37 PM	#4996
redbreegull Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: N3t4Euh Haus Posts: 32,660	ILP do you have an idea for the thread title? let's make this happen

07-26-2023, 01:03 AM	#4999
Joey Goldberg Minion of Satan Location: andy dick NAKED Posts: 7,511	the world is a chat thread who wouldn't chat inside this thread you're all chats and I'm a thread QUIET... I am chat thread

07-26-2023, 04:29 AM	#5001
redbreegull Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: N3t4Euh Haus Posts: 32,660	petition to close thread. it's time.