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Old 11-22-2022, 09:19 PM   #4171
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i'm having some sort of dermatological crisis on the backs of my hands and my asshole. burning red burning red code red so burny

 
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Old 11-23-2022, 01:46 AM   #4172
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is this the setup to some niche-ass porn?

 
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Old 11-23-2022, 02:28 AM   #4173
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My theme for this Thanksgiving is "summer barbecue" and I'm making baby back ribs (in homemade Jack Daniels sauce!), mac n cheese, cole slaw, cranberry sauce, and apple pie (which is the only store bought component because I hate making pie crust). I don't really like turkey or the traditional Thanksgiving sides so I'm going completely opposite. Plus I got a new pressure cooker and want to see if the ribs will really be fall-off-the-bone tender in 30 minutes. You're all invited.

 
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Old 11-23-2022, 01:14 PM   #4174
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i'm having some sort of dermatological crisis on the backs of my hands and my asshole. burning red burning red code red so burny
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Old 11-23-2022, 04:38 PM   #4175
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in hindsight i think i just washed my hands too frequently for this winter dry weather. as for the ass i think it was from all of your moms pegging me.

 
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Old 11-24-2022, 05:06 AM   #4176
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Plus I got a new pressure cooker and want to see if the ribs will really be fall-off-the-bone tender in 30 minutes.
let us know!

 
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Old 11-24-2022, 05:30 PM   #4177
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I'll be posting about it on Facebook later.

Bye, thanks for stopping by!

 
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Old 11-25-2022, 04:21 AM   #4178
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but i am not on the face book :/

 
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Old 11-25-2022, 01:33 PM   #4179
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My crown broke so I have to get it fixed and stay ANOTHER MONTH IN MEXICO


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Old 11-25-2022, 03:31 PM   #4180
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The pressure cooker works great, though it took an hour instead of 30 minutes. The Jack Daniels sauce came out perfect, too. Full success with the food.

Ever single member of my family, except for ilikeplanets, had a mental breakdown at some point yesterday. I saved a little of that Jack Daniels for a well deserved cocktail after they all went to sleep. Thanksgiving really brings it out of people!

I did not post those parts on Facebook, though perhaps I should have.

 
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Old 11-25-2022, 03:36 PM   #4181
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Old 11-25-2022, 05:04 PM   #4182
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what a funny looking combination! i think mainly the mac n cheese looks out of place to me.

and i'm kind of satisfied to learn it took one hour instead of thirty minutes.
sounded too good to be true.

 
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Old 11-25-2022, 06:30 PM   #4183
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It's pretty standard fare, I thought. Just not on Thanksgiving.

 
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Old 11-26-2022, 06:16 AM   #4184
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So apparently the racing heartbeat I’ve been getting on and off for more than 10 years is called SVT. I thought I was just having panic attacks, so I’ve been trying to fix it with box breathing and mindfulness.

I went to the emergency department the first time I had it, but it passed before I was seen by a doctor, so they told me there was nothing wrong with me and implied it was all in my head. So I figured it was, until Thursday.

It kept going for 8 hours, so I went to my family doctor, and thought he would tell me to get over myself and stop worrying. But instead he had the nurse hook me up to their ECG, tried the valsalva manoeuvre, gave me a child aspirin, called an ambulance and put a line in my arm.

At the hospital they gave me a drug that stopped my heart, to re-set it. It was a pretty disgusting feeling, having my heart stop beating. Then it just started up again, in a normal rhythm.

If I keep having these longer episodes I might need minor heart surgery to prevent it. So yeah. Apparently I don’t get panic attacks, I just have a small electrical problem with my heart. Who knew?

 
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Old 11-26-2022, 01:10 PM   #4185
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Well shit. How long do the positive effects of the drug last?

 
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Old 11-26-2022, 03:19 PM   #4186
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Only a few seconds. The drug actually stops your heart, but it has such a short half life that the effect is only momentary. Then your heart starts up again on its own after the drug wears off.

Or, it doesn’t start up again and then the doctors freak out and do CPR. But that hardly ever happens, apparently.

They didn’t tell me about that before giving me the drug.

 
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Old 11-26-2022, 04:07 PM   #4187
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Well, it didn't happen so I guess that's fine, totally fine

 
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Old 11-26-2022, 04:17 PM   #4188
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Seriously though, that sounds terrifying, obviously.

Bright side is you may not have panic attacks, though this may start them, eh?

I'm bad at cheering people up when it comes to health issues, there's not much anyone can say or do. I'm glad you're okay and hope no further action is needed.

 
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Old 11-26-2022, 07:57 PM   #4189
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I'm in Berlin. Fuck you.

 
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Old 11-26-2022, 07:57 PM   #4190
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I mean AMA.

 
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Old 11-26-2022, 07:59 PM   #4191
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Old 11-26-2022, 08:00 PM   #4192
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Old 11-26-2022, 08:11 PM   #4193
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Old 11-27-2022, 05:53 AM   #4194
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berlin, schmerlin!

 
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Old 11-27-2022, 05:53 AM   #4195
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what is you doing in berlijn?

 
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Old 11-27-2022, 06:05 AM   #4196
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It was a pretty disgusting feeling, having my heart stop beating. Then it just started up again, in a normal rhythm.
Did they play +44's one and only banger during the procedure, to lighten the atmosphere a bit there?

 
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Old 11-27-2022, 06:16 AM   #4197
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damn slunken's on a roll

 
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Old 11-27-2022, 06:24 AM   #4198
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So apparently the racing heartbeat I’ve been getting on and off for more than 10 years is called SVT. I thought I was just having panic attacks, so I’ve been trying to fix it with box breathing and mindfulness.

I went to the emergency department the first time I had it, but it passed before I was seen by a doctor, so they told me there was nothing wrong with me and implied it was all in my head. So I figured it was, until Thursday.

It kept going for 8 hours, so I went to my family doctor, and thought he would tell me to get over myself and stop worrying. But instead he had the nurse hook me up to their ECG, tried the valsalva manoeuvre, gave me a child aspirin, called an ambulance and put a line in my arm.

At the hospital they gave me a drug that stopped my heart, to re-set it. It was a pretty disgusting feeling, having my heart stop beating. Then it just started up again, in a normal rhythm.

If I keep having these longer episodes I might need minor heart surgery to prevent it. So yeah. Apparently I don’t get panic attacks, I just have a small electrical problem with my heart. Who knew?
god. gah. oof. what the fuck

glad you're ok. I just had a quasi panic attack trying to imagine right around the seams where the heart stops. or starts. both sound equally terrible. shudders

sorry you had to go through that. on the upside though, now you can finally start your new care free life as the child-eating undead?

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Old 11-27-2022, 06:36 AM   #4199
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At least now we have official confirmation that vixnix does indeed have a heart.

 
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Old 11-28-2022, 01:59 AM   #4200
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Seriously though, that sounds terrifying, obviously.

Bright side is you may not have panic attacks, though this may start them, eh?

I'm bad at cheering people up when it comes to health issues, there's not much anyone can say or do. I'm glad you're okay and hope no further action is needed.
Thank you, me too. I’m bad at it and I think you’re actually very good at it.


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Did they play +44's one and only banger during the procedure, to lighten the atmosphere a bit there?
No, and now I will have to look it up

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god. gah. oof. what the fuck

glad you're ok. I just had a quasi panic attack trying to imagine right around the seams where the heart stops. or starts. both sound equally terrible. shudders

sorry you had to go through that. on the upside though, now you can finally start your new care free life as the child-eating undead?
An unexpected benefit! My mind involuntarily went to a dark space where I tried to imagine carefree child eating and found that the prospect made me feel far to many cares, mostly along the lines of police chases and having to find new hustlers to make new fake IDs for me

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Yes! Good to have this official confirmation. Is it unsurprising that it doesn’t work properly?

 
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