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Old 11-08-2007, 12:04 AM   #1
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Unhappy I just received some terrible news about my fiance

Apparently they forgot to drill air holes in the crate and she suffocated.

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Old 11-08-2007, 12:05 AM   #2
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;_;

 
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Old 11-08-2007, 12:13 AM   #3
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And how she deepthroats now!

 
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Old 11-08-2007, 12:15 AM   #4
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Farewell, my dear Olga. We will meet again in heaven, God willing.

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Old 11-08-2007, 12:45 AM   #5
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how do you know olga!

 
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Old 11-08-2007, 12:48 AM   #6
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how do you know olga!
http://www.alena-marriage-agency.com

 
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Old 11-08-2007, 11:37 AM   #7
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look at the upside, you just got a high end REAL DOLL!!

 
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Old 11-08-2007, 06:02 PM   #8
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Good point. If I rub Vicks under my nose the smell doesn't even bother me.

 
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Old 11-08-2007, 07:00 PM   #9
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i'd send her back and ask for a refund.

 
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