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Old 06-11-2022, 11:07 AM   #31
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lol no doubt

check the levels of the conditioner bottle

 
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Old 06-11-2022, 11:11 AM   #32
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personal care jerk sessions to mayonnaise is extreme zoomer behavior

take the pills away!!!!

 
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Old 06-12-2022, 09:57 AM   #33
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Went out for a walk this evening and listened to mayonnaise and yknow I still get the feels

I cant believe after all these years it speaks to my teenage kid

I put this thread here because I forgot about the other forum

The thought of being an awkward teenager getting hit in the very first feels with "I JUST WANT TO BE ME" in these sad ass times for mankind is heartbreaking.

Doesn't even matter who you pick to be your idol at this point, you google em and find out they're irredeemable serial rapists or some other terrible shit. Don't you miss it when records were like portals to other planets we knew nothing about?

 
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Old 06-12-2022, 10:04 AM   #34
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"Mom...."

"Is it ... Is it true that Billy Corgan owns a rassling business and has a history of bullying transgenders online...?"

"Mom....?!?!?"


 
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Old 06-12-2022, 10:05 AM   #35
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You may in high probability be finding a copy of Fight Club tossed around the house soon Agent Vix, I must warn you those will be a difficult few weeks

 
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Old 06-14-2022, 11:36 PM   #36
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just keep a close monitor on the levels of the pantene pro-v

 
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Old 06-14-2022, 11:38 PM   #37
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actually don't. just keep a free-flowing supply. let them jerk to the heavens.

 
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Old 06-15-2022, 09:28 AM   #38
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She’s cool enough to not quite see it

 
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Old 06-17-2022, 01:31 PM   #39
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Long showers at that age… just saying. It sure wasn’t self care related for me in that era of corporeal discovery
Jerksterbation is some of the highest form of self care

Unless/until it gets to the point you need to be fully cross-dressed, with fake smelly japanese titjob toy strapped to your hairy chest, giant bag of weed, and four screens of porn to even begin to start your 4-hour edging session, well, then…..

 
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Old 06-17-2022, 05:37 PM   #40
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Old 06-17-2022, 11:23 PM   #41
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Old 06-17-2022, 11:24 PM   #42
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Old 06-18-2022, 08:39 AM   #43
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the first time i ever jerked off i was in the shower and wearing a condom

 
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Old 06-23-2022, 09:54 PM   #44
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Have not checked conditioner levels. To busy trying to get him to see a future beyond next week, one where getting good grades in high school has paid off. Its not really working.

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You may in high probability be finding a copy of Fight Club tossed around the house soon Agent Vix, I must warn you those will be a difficult few weeks
You must be prophetic. He just came home after a few days away and told me hed watched it on the way home

Hes having so many deep thoughts about everything now

 
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Unsure if that predictability is depressing or comforting

 
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Old Yesterday, 09:26 AM   #46
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slunken you definitely have a type

 
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Have not checked conditioner levels. To busy trying to get him to see a future beyond next week, one where getting good grades in high school has paid off. Its not really working.



You must be prophetic. He just came home after a few days away and told me hed watched it on the way home

Hes having so many deep thoughts about everything now
loooool

 
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slunken you definitely have a type
what did i say? i'm too lazy to check back

 
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Old Yesterday, 08:45 PM   #49
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vix rules

she's gone through so many levels of personal abuse via posters with personality changes on this board: first the libs hated her, then the trads, and now the crypto-libs

i was probably guilty of this a time or two

kudos to vixnix for standing so strong

 
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<3

 
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what did i say? i'm too lazy to check back
the frontmen you lust after

 
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Old Today, 12:02 AM   #52
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and is this frontman you?

 
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