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Old 04-22-2020, 10:32 PM   #1
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Old 04-27-2020, 12:24 AM   #2
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Old 04-27-2020, 02:44 AM   #3
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how do you feel about pandas?

 
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Old 04-27-2020, 04:51 AM   #4
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Old 04-27-2020, 09:24 AM   #5
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Old 04-27-2020, 09:29 AM   #6
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Bank of Montreal?

 
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Old 04-27-2020, 11:19 AM   #7
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what most hurts your butt?

 
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Old 04-27-2020, 11:20 AM   #8
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i watched "call me by your name" last week and then my butthole hurt for 24 hours afterward. i think it got all clenched up. my wife takes it as confirmation of her longrunning suspicion that i am actually gay

 
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Old 04-27-2020, 11:20 AM   #9
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man, you always do stuff like this

 
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Old 04-27-2020, 11:24 AM   #10
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why are you butthurt

 
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Old 04-27-2020, 11:40 AM   #11
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i watched "call me by your name" last week
man i want to watch this because of the sufjan stevens songs

 
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Old 04-27-2020, 12:22 PM   #12
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man i want to watch this because of the sufjan stevens songs
waste of time

 
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Old 04-27-2020, 12:42 PM   #13
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rly? 95% on rotten tomatoes and then there's this:


 
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Old 04-27-2020, 12:42 PM   #14
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Old 04-27-2020, 12:46 PM   #15
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Old 04-27-2020, 01:28 PM   #16
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Old 04-27-2020, 01:45 PM   #17
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where do you rank yourself among the Netphorian Butt family?

 
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Old 04-27-2020, 01:47 PM   #18
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When u put that cracklin foam in your butt does it soothe your hurts? That’s what i had to use for the buttroids

 
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Old 04-27-2020, 01:49 PM   #19
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Old 04-27-2020, 03:09 PM   #20
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call me by your name was fantastic, for the record. maybe a little... too fantastic, i guess

i think the peach scene is what did my butthole in

 
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Old 04-27-2020, 03:13 PM   #21
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k imma check it out

do you like sufjan?

 
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Old 04-27-2020, 03:20 PM   #22
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eh, i liked the songs in the film but i never got into him when i was younger, and now i just listen to the same ten records over and over that i know i can count on to evoke the appropriate emotion for the occasion

 
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Old 04-27-2020, 11:09 PM   #23
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have you posted under a different name here?

 
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Old 04-27-2020, 11:41 PM   #24
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What is your favorite name?

 
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Old 04-28-2020, 12:00 AM   #25
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r u ok?

 
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Old 04-28-2020, 07:21 AM   #26
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How can he be "ok" if he's butthurt?!? Answer me that if you can, Swinequeen, you silly goose!!

 
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