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Old 03-11-2009, 10:05 PM   #1
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Old 03-11-2009, 10:24 PM   #2
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i thought that this was going to be a confessional thread

 
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Old 03-12-2009, 12:37 AM   #3
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aaaahhhhhhhhh

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Today, I was at work and a very obese woman came in to get a pedicure. When she took her shoes off I noticed an odd black substance on her feet. I started scrubbing it off and wondered out loud, "What IS this stuff??" As a chunk of it fell onto my lip, she replied, "Girl, that's just the fungus." FML

 
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Old 03-12-2009, 01:03 AM   #4
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This website is beautiful.

 
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Old 03-12-2009, 03:30 AM   #5
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oh my fucking god :[

 
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Old 03-12-2009, 03:48 AM   #6
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lots of those are great. the one that's made me laugh out loud so far is this:

Today, at the restaurant where I work, I served a table of 4 middle-age women. Before greeting the table, I was deciding between saying "Can I get you anything to drink?" and "Can I start you off with something?" My actual greeting? "Can I get you ladies off?" FML

 
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Old 03-12-2009, 04:13 AM   #7
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sites like this and post secret are stupid because just about all of the entries are fake. who gives a shit why dont you guys read interesting blogs like the war nerd for once

 
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Old 03-13-2009, 04:52 AM   #8
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Today, my cat was in the bathroom with me. I was getting undressed to get into the shower. My cat looked at me after I undressed and then proceeded to throw up all over the rug. FML

 
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Old 03-13-2009, 04:54 AM   #9
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Today, I decided to tell my mom about my choice to wait to have sex until after marriage. Coming from a very christian family I thought she would be proud. Instead she laughed and said, "is that your excuse for not being able to get laid?" and walked out of the room. FML

 
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Old 03-13-2009, 04:55 AM   #10
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Today, I fell asleep in the car on a 10+ hour trip with my family as soon as we got on the highway. When I woke up an hour later, I realized I'd had a wet dream. I had to sit next to my grandma with semen all over my thighs and boxers for the rest of the trip. FML

 
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Old 03-13-2009, 04:57 AM   #11
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some of these are pretty good

 
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Old 03-18-2009, 05:11 PM   #12
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i've been reading this site a lot the last few days. cool site

 
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