fuck my life

Toby · 03-11-2009, 10:05 PM

sickbadthing · 03-11-2009, 10:24 PM

i thought that this was going to be a confessional thread

agenda suicide · 03-12-2009, 12:37 AM

aaaahhhhhhhhh

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Today, I was at work and a very obese woman came in to get a pedicure. When she took her shoes off I noticed an odd black substance on her feet. I started scrubbing it off and wondered out loud, "What IS this stuff??" As a chunk of it fell onto my lip, she replied, "Girl, that's just the fungus." FML

TheMilstead · 03-12-2009, 01:03 AM

This website is beautiful.

Starla · 03-12-2009, 03:30 AM

oh my fucking god :[

wHATcOLOR · 03-12-2009, 03:48 AM

lots of those are great. the one that's made me laugh out loud so far is this:

Today, at the restaurant where I work, I served a table of 4 middle-age women. Before greeting the table, I was deciding between saying "Can I get you anything to drink?" and "Can I start you off with something?" My actual greeting? "Can I get you ladies off?" FML

Mayfuck · 03-12-2009, 04:13 AM

sites like this and post secret are stupid because just about all of the entries are fake. who gives a shit why dont you guys read interesting blogs like the war nerd for once

I'm Hardcore · 03-13-2009, 04:52 AM

Today, my cat was in the bathroom with me. I was getting undressed to get into the shower. My cat looked at me after I undressed and then proceeded to throw up all over the rug. FML

I'm Hardcore · 03-13-2009, 04:54 AM

Today, I decided to tell my mom about my choice to wait to have sex until after marriage. Coming from a very christian family I thought she would be proud. Instead she laughed and said, "is that your excuse for not being able to get laid?" and walked out of the room. FML

I'm Hardcore · 03-13-2009, 04:55 AM

Today, I fell asleep in the car on a 10+ hour trip with my family as soon as we got on the highway. When I woke up an hour later, I realized I'd had a wet dream. I had to sit next to my grandma with semen all over my thighs and boxers for the rest of the trip. FML

I'm Hardcore · 03-13-2009, 04:57 AM

some of these are pretty good

wHATcOLOR · 03-18-2009, 05:11 PM

i've been reading this site a lot the last few days. cool site

03-11-2009, 10:05 PM	#1
Toby Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: the mtns Posts: 43,035	fuck my life My life sucks but I don't give a fuck

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03-11-2009, 10:24 PM	#2
sickbadthing Out fart the hottie! Location: I have super gonorrhoea Posts: 24,318	i thought that this was going to be a confessional thread

03-12-2009, 01:03 AM	#4
TheMilstead Minion of Satan Location: Damn fine cup of coffee. Posts: 5,520	This website is beautiful.

03-12-2009, 03:30 AM	#5
Starla ***** Posts: 15,731	oh my fucking god :[

03-12-2009, 03:48 AM	#6
wHATcOLOR THIS IS AWESOME!!!!!!!!!! Location: \|\| MY NAME IS KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIID ROCK!! Posts: 47,093	lots of those are great. the one that's made me laugh out loud so far is this: Today, at the restaurant where I work, I served a table of 4 middle-age women. Before greeting the table, I was deciding between saying "Can I get you anything to drink?" and "Can I start you off with something?" My actual greeting? "Can I get you ladies off?" FML

03-12-2009, 04:13 AM	#7
Mayfuck Banned Location: i'm from japan also hollywood Posts: 57,805	sites like this and post secret are stupid because just about all of the entries are fake. who gives a shit why dont you guys read interesting blogs like the war nerd for once

03-13-2009, 04:52 AM	#8
I'm Hardcore Banned Location: so 1994 I could die Posts: 15,964	Today, my cat was in the bathroom with me. I was getting undressed to get into the shower. My cat looked at me after I undressed and then proceeded to throw up all over the rug. FML

03-13-2009, 04:54 AM	#9
I'm Hardcore Banned Location: so 1994 I could die Posts: 15,964	Today, I decided to tell my mom about my choice to wait to have sex until after marriage. Coming from a very christian family I thought she would be proud. Instead she laughed and said, "is that your excuse for not being able to get laid?" and walked out of the room. FML

03-13-2009, 04:55 AM	#10
I'm Hardcore Banned Location: so 1994 I could die Posts: 15,964	Today, I fell asleep in the car on a 10+ hour trip with my family as soon as we got on the highway. When I woke up an hour later, I realized I'd had a wet dream. I had to sit next to my grandma with semen all over my thighs and boxers for the rest of the trip. FML

03-13-2009, 04:57 AM	#11
I'm Hardcore Banned Location: so 1994 I could die Posts: 15,964	some of these are pretty good

03-18-2009, 05:11 PM	#12
wHATcOLOR THIS IS AWESOME!!!!!!!!!! Location: \|\| MY NAME IS KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIID ROCK!! Posts: 47,093	i've been reading this site a lot the last few days. cool site