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Old 03-25-2019, 12:39 AM   #1
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Unhappy Kimani "Catherine 'Baby Hands' Wheel" Shorter making Satan smell his fingers IN HELL

Forgive us L. Ron, for we know not what we do. RIP in peace you beautiful bastard

 
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Old 03-25-2019, 12:44 AM   #2
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Old 03-25-2019, 12:44 AM   #3
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I've been saving this one for you CW. Too bad you didn't live long enough to see me post it

 
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Old 03-25-2019, 01:04 AM   #4
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I have developed a typology based on Carl Jung's theory of archetypes. I have also developed a assessment to figure out which type you are.

 
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Old 03-25-2019, 01:27 AM   #5
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Petition to change this thread's title to "Kimani "Catherine 'Baby Hands' Wheel" Shorter paying multiple phone bills IN HELL"

 
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Old 03-25-2019, 01:44 AM   #6
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rest in piss you cuck

 
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Old 03-25-2019, 01:50 AM   #7
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pulling cheetah-print-pant-clad bitches

 
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Old 03-25-2019, 01:50 AM   #8
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being sexually harassed by children

 
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Old 03-25-2019, 01:51 AM   #9
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comparing the discographies of loosely related bands

 
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Old 03-25-2019, 01:51 AM   #10
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IN HELL

 
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Old 03-25-2019, 02:13 AM   #11
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RIP CW

Surely one on the most intelligent, perceptive and self aware people you could ever hope to meet.
He had to deal with a lot of mischief but he took it in his stride

 
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Old 03-25-2019, 02:25 AM   #12
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offering up a sniff of the digits

 
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Old 03-25-2019, 02:28 AM   #13
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doing selfies in the bathroom even though they're not mirror selfies and therefore need not be lessened by background shower heads

 
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Old 03-25-2019, 08:49 AM   #14
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which one of you bastards killed him

 
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Old 03-25-2019, 10:11 AM   #15
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there is a lot we can gather about kimonino shortshort from this one sentence:
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And the ones there don’t repeatedly call me a baby or insecure or say I lack confidence cus it’s over 21 club so no high schoolers aloud.
aw. i mean ew, pretty sure he is close to 40.

 
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Old 03-25-2019, 12:20 PM   #16
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which one of you bastards killed him
Everybody knew he was in trouble. But we didn't do anything

 
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Old 03-25-2019, 12:42 PM   #17
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another legend lost, cut down in his prime like a cedar

 
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Old 03-25-2019, 12:42 PM   #18
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or an elm

 
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Old 03-25-2019, 12:48 PM   #19
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Red face

Just took his Typology test in memoriam and apparently the celebrity I most resemble is…Count Chocula??????

 
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Old 03-25-2019, 01:07 PM   #20
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so no high schoolers aloud.
Shhh, they have to be quiet.

 
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Old 03-25-2019, 02:05 PM   #21
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over 21 club
Jung-but-not-too-Jung

 
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Old 03-25-2019, 05:45 PM   #22
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RIP CW

Surely one on the most intelligent, perceptive and self aware people you could ever hope to meet.
He had to deal with a lot of mischief but he took it in his stride
you know he is going to read this and think you're being serious

 
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Old 03-25-2019, 05:45 PM   #23
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Jung-but-not-too-Jung
god damn take your positive rep

ok don't cuz i repped you too recently but shit man

 
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Old 03-25-2019, 06:01 PM   #24
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ALERT: MOD MAKING POST ABOUT REP!!!!



















































































http://ufoetblog.com/wp-content/uplo...07/H-Bomb1.jpg

 
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Old 03-28-2019, 09:56 AM   #25
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Look, if i'm just talking about someone talking about r*p, that doesn't mean i'm actually talking about r*p, does it?

Caic, your way outta line, bro.

 
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Old 03-28-2019, 12:32 PM   #26
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damn i got hit with a red wave from lithuavia

 
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Old 03-28-2019, 01:27 PM   #27
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My next thread is going to be “people are chess pieces”
he'll never get to make this thread


dreams be shatterin' like whaaat

 
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Old 03-28-2019, 01:35 PM   #28
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he just happened to be a pawn

in someone else’s game

 
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Old 03-28-2019, 01:37 PM   #29
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*kimani withers in despair and humiliation as he processes this unexpected shift in world view*

 
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Old 03-28-2019, 03:18 PM   #30
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Et tu, Myosis?

 
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