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02-06-2021, 05:02 AM | #1 |
Minion of Satan
Location: An oasis of horror in a desert of boredom
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If your ass hurts
Or is broken?
Gosh we are here fpr u. Got reflux vs poopen all nite? Do u have regimens Let’s share em, u r enough For my part, takes 3x witch hazel wipes plus 2x famotidine/omeoprazole once daily, plus not even j/k, at least 1x bidet before i would be ready 4 liek My mom or my omf my Jesus vs his devoted servant/delegee vs my own beloved dad, to see my whole total anuse |
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02-06-2021, 05:17 AM | #2 |
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02-06-2021, 05:23 AM | #3 |
Minion of Satan
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He he
Tru: shallowed (esteemed boarder) This can b the source of laffs But i maintain that, butt health, = health health So...any tips/faves? |
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02-06-2021, 06:49 AM | #4 |
Braindead
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I'm an of steamed boarder?
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02-06-2021, 07:55 AM | #5 | |
Pledge
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02-06-2021, 10:58 AM | #6 |
Shut the fuck up!
Location: "Okay, white power feminist" - yo soy el mejor
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Get a bidet. Keeps that ass clean and spiffy
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02-06-2021, 11:31 AM | #7 |
Brazilian Blouselord
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Was it Byron Barnes who had a Quran in his shitter?
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02-06-2021, 01:08 PM | #8 |
BOTTLEG ILLEGAL
Location: I'm faced with so many changes that I just might change my face
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i take antacids pretty frequently, probably 3 times a week
have IBS but it is mostly under control. it used to be really bad. then i got addicted to opiates and it fixed it and when i got off of them it never came back. well i mean i still have it but we're talking a few problems a month vs every day pro tip: get addicted to opiates, will cure chronic pooping also might have something to do with getting my anxiety under control |
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02-06-2021, 02:33 PM | #9 |
Ownz
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i am lactose intolerant but i don't care
9PM dairy hour get me that big bowl mix up some chunky chocolate with some cookies and cream dollop of peanut butter and some choco chips feelin full halfway thru power it out gotta make it to the end for the best part: big motherfuckin glass of milk straight down no regrets bedtime then several sloppy shits across the morning hours it's okay have a glass of milk stomach quiets in the afternoon dinnertime, milktime, 9PM dairy hour |
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02-06-2021, 03:03 PM | #10 |
Minion of Satan
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Is there no end to this board’s insistent dwelling upon unsavory and quite frankly unrefined topics such as these? Have you people no sense of decency? Did no one instill in you an appropriately debilitating level of shame relating to all things corporeal? I continue to be appalled but am sadly no longer surprised by the unrelenting baseness of you people
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02-06-2021, 03:03 PM | #11 |
real estate cowboy
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why in the first place the glass of milk
are you 5? |
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02-06-2021, 03:05 PM | #12 | |
real estate cowboy
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02-06-2021, 03:09 PM | #13 |
Apocalyptic Poster
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My butt hurts.
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02-06-2021, 03:49 PM | #14 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
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02-06-2021, 05:37 PM | #15 | |
BOTTLEG ILLEGAL
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02-06-2021, 05:46 PM | #16 |
Minion of Satan
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Thank you for noticing! I am a new fan of Smashing Pumpkins after hearing the CYR album for the first time and I've come to discuss the like layers you know and the cool way how they make the instruments sounds like other different instruments you know and also the drums tones wowee they just remove my socks do you know? Are any of their other albums any good?
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02-06-2021, 05:47 PM | #17 |
Minion of Satan
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I suppose an introduction is perhaps in order yes?
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02-06-2021, 05:48 PM | #18 |
Minion of Satan
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I'm 28 years old. I live with my girlfriend in Stockholm, Sweden. I have a masters degree in 'Modern Psychology', but I'm currently studying the Swedish law part-time. On average I make approximately 51000 € each year. I play in two bands, one is a fusion of pop and jazz, and the other one is a straight out alt rock project. I've listened to the Pumpkins since about two weeks ago, and never stopped listening. I am very open minded about things, but cannot understand all the gutter talk on these threads. Are people here really that locked up in themselves? Are they that lonely, that miserable?
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02-06-2021, 06:22 PM | #19 |
Ownz
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02-07-2021, 09:51 AM | #20 |
Shut the fuck up!
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I was on opiates for a week after a surgery a few years ago. Didn't poo for a week. When i finally felt the urge to go i had a compacted bowel... I spent hours lying on the bathroom floor in agony. I nearly went to the emergency room. It took multiple doses of laxatives and two suppositories to get things moving.
if you're taking lots of Vicodin or some similar pain killer make sure you also take a stool softener |
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02-07-2021, 10:45 AM | #21 | |
real estate cowboy
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02-07-2021, 11:47 AM | #22 | |
BOTTLEG ILLEGAL
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i agree with the stool softener for sure |
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02-07-2021, 02:44 PM | #23 |
real estate cowboy
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All these years i thought it was "veckastimest"
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02-07-2021, 04:52 PM | #24 |
Minion of Satan
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wicked tips
bitchin faves glad to hear ppl are listening to their ass. also, the bravery/authenticity in this thread is inspiring. as for my part i will lite a candle for each ass of which this thread contains postings. your ass will be in my mind or my prayer, depending on if god is truly real |
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02-07-2021, 04:54 PM | #25 |
Minion of Satan
Location: An oasis of horror in a desert of boredom
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It really is so easy
It really is so easy
Dont understand for the life of me why ppl dont all have a bidet Just buy it and like install it yourself. Stop drinking shit beer u used to drink for like 2 months, pocket that cash, then buy it. Why dont we all have them? Is it cultural? |
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02-08-2021, 01:36 PM | #26 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
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They get FIVE STARS because they are the only supermarket that regularly carries CRÈME CHEESE from the United States in their Deli.
Looks like Philadelphia Brand Crème Cheese , Packed in a Silver & Blue box (with some added red printing) like Philadelphia Brand Crème Cheese, The contents are wrapped in foil like Philadelphia Brand Crème Cheese, and best of all, IT TASTES JUST LIKE Philadelphia Brand Crème Cheese!!! I'm betting it is made in the same Kraft Food Creme Cheese Factory used for Philadelphia Brand Crème Cheese, just packaged differently under a different name especially for export. I've spent two years looking for this to go with bagels available from Café Cliché and sliced smoked salmon, available from Pricemart. (Pricemart does sell Philadelphia Brand Crème Cheese, but only in 3 pound quantities). The local Queso de Crèma is nothing at all like Philadelphia Brand Crème Cheese. It is runny, and tastes different. It's good if you've never had Philadelphia Brand Crème Cheese. But it is something unique unto itself and not a substitute for Philadelphia Brand Crème Cheese. |
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02-08-2021, 01:36 PM | #27 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
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02-08-2021, 02:07 PM | #28 |
Minion of Satan
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a SHIT post?
in an ASS thread? fool of a took you dirty dog... |
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02-08-2021, 02:11 PM | #29 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
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The local Queso de Crèma is nothing at all like Philadelphia Brand Crème Cheese.
It is runny, and tastes different. It's good if you've never had Philadelphia Brand Crème Cheese. But it is something unique unto itself and not a substitute for Philadelphia Brand Crème Cheese. |
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02-08-2021, 02:27 PM | #30 |
Minion of Satan
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