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Old 09-22-2023, 09:32 PM   #301
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did you tell the kids that the best laid schemes of mice and men go oft awry leaving nought but pain for promised joy?

 
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Old 09-22-2023, 09:33 PM   #302
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man i'm feeling squirrely tonight. i'm in my squirrel era

 
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Old 09-22-2023, 11:11 PM   #303
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did you tell the kids that the best laid schemes of mice and men go oft awry leaving nought but pain for promised joy?
No, I said wash your fucking hands before you step in my direction

 
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Old 09-24-2023, 05:22 PM   #304
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One of the kids at my daughter's bus stop had a dead mouse this morning and was trying to show it to everyone, and most of the kids were really interested. Then she threw it on the ground and stomped on it, and it's body pretty much exploded.

It seems like all the kids forgot by the time I picked mine up from the bus stop after school, but I won't forget.
god what the FUCK

 
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Old 09-24-2023, 05:24 PM   #305
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Old 09-25-2023, 12:11 AM   #306
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My parents occasionally cook squirrel. Usually as a stew. It tastes terrible.

Not sure whether I've eaten the brains. I don't think my dad put the heads in the stew.

 
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Old 09-25-2023, 12:45 AM   #307
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I could not knowingly eat that

 
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Old 09-25-2023, 10:32 AM   #308
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My parents occasionally cook squirrel. Usually as a stew. It tastes terrible.

Not sure whether I've eaten the brains. I don't think my dad put the heads in the stew.

 
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Old 09-26-2023, 11:47 AM   #309
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I like squirrels. I once lived in a shared house where there were lots of squirrels in the back garden, climbing trees and frolicking.

 
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Old 09-26-2023, 12:06 PM   #310
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I would eat a squirrel. Why not?

 
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Old 09-26-2023, 12:22 PM   #311
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I bet the meat would be quite stringy.

 
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Old 09-27-2023, 04:17 AM   #312
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I think it’s better to eat a squirrel than a pig. Pigs are really intelligent and social, it’s not their fault they’re made out of bacon

If you could get bacon out of squirrels it would be the ethical choice

 
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Old 09-27-2023, 08:47 AM   #313
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I basically never eat pork products, either. And don't really care for them, despite the worldwide hype. So maybe I'm not the best judge of what a delicious dead animal is.

 
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Old 09-27-2023, 11:06 AM   #314
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Old 09-27-2023, 12:22 PM   #315
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Squirrels tried to destroy my house and garden so I would absolutely eat one if given the chance, out of pure spite

A pig's never gonna invade my attic and chew the fuck out of important stuff, I'll tell you that for free

 
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Old 09-27-2023, 05:38 PM   #316
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Squirrels tried to destroy my house and garden so I would absolutely eat one if given the chance, out of pure spite

A pig's never gonna invade my attic and chew the fuck out of important stuff, I'll tell you that for free
It'd be kinda cool if one did, though.

Also I need to start eating more things out of spite, get some sort of revenge-based diet going.

 
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Old 09-27-2023, 08:53 PM   #317
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I think it’s better to eat a squirrel than a pig. Pigs are really intelligent and social, it’s not their fault they’re made out of bacon

If you could get bacon out of squirrels it would be the ethical choice
why does IQ = who get's murdered?

We are all just animals. Animals eat each other. There's nothing immoral about it. It is life. IMO the question is whether they've had an ethical and good life. I'd rather eat a pig that lived well on the land, than a squirrel raised in a cage. And vice versa

 
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Old 09-27-2023, 10:15 PM   #318
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good point what's your address

 
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Old 09-27-2023, 11:38 PM   #319
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Old 09-27-2023, 11:40 PM   #320
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Oh wow, I used to live at 667!

 
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Old 09-28-2023, 09:47 AM   #321
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It'd be kinda cool if one did, though.
I would for sure be more forgiving, not to mention impressed, yeah.

 
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Old 09-28-2023, 11:40 AM   #322
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Oh wow, I used to live at 667!
you were a shit neighbor, BTW

 
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Old 09-29-2023, 07:44 PM   #323
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I basically never eat pork products, either. And don't really care for them, despite the worldwide hype. So maybe I'm not the best judge of what a delicious dead animal is.
Not a bacon eater but I’ve been fucking with some Al pastor tacos recently. Just had a few, they put pineapple on that shit and it was craziness

 
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Old 09-29-2023, 10:02 PM   #324
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Old 09-29-2023, 10:16 PM   #325
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Like a 5CD era-covering box set

 
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Old 09-29-2023, 11:27 PM   #326
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i bought a crockpot recently because it's fall and i need to honor my midwest upbringing

i don't eat meat due to moral superiority which makes it hard/annoying to find recipes. but it is killer regardless. i love putting zero effort into something and having it be good. also you could leave it on for like a week if you wanted with even less food safety concerns

 
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Old 09-29-2023, 11:30 PM   #327
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i know it's a cliche but every time i got home from school and smelled/saw the crockpot going i was like uggghhh mommmmm fuckkkk nooooooooo

 
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Old 09-30-2023, 10:50 AM   #328
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crockpot reigns supreme but something got mishandled when people began referring to such meals as "dump dinners"

 
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Old 09-30-2023, 10:51 AM   #329
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I'm baking bread again but I think I fucked up the dough somehow. We'll see.

 
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Old 09-30-2023, 11:03 AM   #330
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took the lid off after 30 minutes. looks good!

i win again!

 
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