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Old 09-06-2012, 11:16 AM   #31
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Old 09-06-2012, 11:16 AM   #32
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Old 09-06-2012, 11:16 AM   #33
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did you know that in some states you can have a psychiatric living will? so like if you become incapable of making decisions based on your mental state you can have legal papers that say you don't want x medicine or ECT or whatever

I think it's complicated on exactly how or if they are followed, but I just learned about it and am considering making one.

 
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Old 09-06-2012, 11:17 AM   #34
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Old 09-07-2012, 12:11 AM   #35
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That you named it "graveblog" is what makes me actually worried.
this is my favorite post ever since all of mewls cultural appropriation of islam, btw

 
Old 09-07-2012, 12:13 AM   #36
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i wonder how things are for mewl

 
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Old 09-07-2012, 12:32 AM   #37
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Old 09-07-2012, 12:47 AM   #38
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bravo

 
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Old 09-07-2012, 12:48 AM   #39
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i buried the ruined underpants in the backyard
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Old 09-07-2012, 12:49 AM   #40
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Old 09-07-2012, 12:51 AM   #41
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the other night i had a dream that i was a boy and could give myself blowjobs

 
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Old 09-07-2012, 01:04 AM   #42
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the other night i had a dream that i was a boy and could give myself blowjobs
did you swallow

 
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Old 09-07-2012, 01:35 AM   #43
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not just any penis, no, the male one

 
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Old 09-07-2012, 01:36 AM   #44
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perhaps they were respecting transgenders and their female penii

 
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Old 09-07-2012, 01:37 AM   #45
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graveflower, is it possible that in addition to the unfortunate configuration of chemicals in your nervous system, your parents also really sucked at teaching you things

 
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Old 09-07-2012, 01:38 AM   #46
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i also have a suggestion sean

stop
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Old 09-07-2012, 01:39 AM   #47
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i think the majority of the world population masturbate and feel guilty afterwards tho

 
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Old 09-07-2012, 01:39 AM   #48
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graveflower, is it possible that in addition to the unfortunate configuration of chemicals in your nervous system, your parents also really sucked at teaching you things
ding ding ding

 
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Old 09-07-2012, 01:40 AM   #50
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Old 09-07-2012, 03:07 AM   #51
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oh man underpants in the back yard. that's the kicker right there. Brilliant.

Hey how about this one Sean. When I was 17 I hated myself and got trashed on cheap wine in town one night with my friend. A bank worker still in his uniform picked us up and took us home and fucked me without protection and I fell pregnant. He gave me his number while he was drunk but when I called back he blew me off.

I miscarried a few months later and didn't know what was happening to me. I had terrible cramps all day and thought I had a gastro bug. Then suddenly my baby came pouring out of me as I crossed the road in the middle of town. I felt it all come out into my underwear and didn't know what to do. I took my sweater off and tied it around my waist. I went into a department store and used the bathroom and kept contracting. Chunks of tissue and lots of blood passed onto the dirty tiled floor of this toilet and I wiped it up with toilet paper. Then I went to a pharmacy to ask if they knew anything about really heavy periods. The lady had an awful look on her face and asked if I could be pregnant. I said no I don't think so though the last six months had been a haze of cheap alcohol and drugs. She sent me to a doctor who did a urine test, made me sit on an absorbent pad in his office, laid me on my back on the bed and put his fingers inside me. He told me I was miscarrying and that's how I learned what a miscarriage was.

I didn't tell my parents until we were all in family therapy for my brother and one of the therapists asked how I was going. When I told the group about my miscarriage my father said angrily "You're always making it about you. We're here for your brother. We told you about the risks. You are a grown up and you need to take responsibility for your choices."

I ate a bunch of painkillers about a month later and that was suicide attempt #1.

#vixblog

 
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Old 09-07-2012, 03:27 AM   #52
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my first suicide attempt is quite a story in hindsight. i was 14 #repblog

i actually consider it my only real suicide attempt but my records would say otherwise

but anyway - i want to hear more about you, sean

 
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Old 09-07-2012, 04:09 AM   #53
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Old 09-07-2012, 04:56 PM   #55
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i mean all my good stories i've already told on here i think so that might be it unless i just start liveblogging every day

i think only shaunna and geekusa knew about the bottle stabbing incident in particular

 
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Old 09-07-2012, 10:24 PM   #57
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i mean all my good stories i've already told on here i think so that might be it unless i just start liveblogging every day

i think only shaunna and geekusa knew about the bottle stabbing incident in particular

you posted that when it happened (or someone did) everyone knew about it. most people probably thought you were fucking around as usual. because suicide humour is so hilarious

 
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oh man underpants in the back yard. that's the kicker right there. Brilliant.

Hey how about this one Sean. When I was 17 I hated myself and got trashed on cheap wine in town one night with my friend. A bank worker still in his uniform picked us up and took us home and fucked me without protection and I fell pregnant. He gave me his number while he was drunk but when I called back he blew me off.

I miscarried a few months later and didn't know what was happening to me. I had terrible cramps all day and thought I had a gastro bug. Then suddenly my baby came pouring out of me as I crossed the road in the middle of town. I felt it all come out into my underwear and didn't know what to do. I took my sweater off and tied it around my waist. I went into a department store and used the bathroom and kept contracting. Chunks of tissue and lots of blood passed onto the dirty tiled floor of this toilet and I wiped it up with toilet paper. Then I went to a pharmacy to ask if they knew anything about really heavy periods. The lady had an awful look on her face and asked if I could be pregnant. I said no I don't think so though the last six months had been a haze of cheap alcohol and drugs. She sent me to a doctor who did a urine test, made me sit on an absorbent pad in his office, laid me on my back on the bed and put his fingers inside me. He told me I was miscarrying and that's how I learned what a miscarriage was.

I didn't tell my parents until we were all in family therapy for my brother and one of the therapists asked how I was going. When I told the group about my miscarriage my father said angrily "You're always making it about you. We're here for your brother. We told you about the risks. You are a grown up and you need to take responsibility for your choices."

I ate a bunch of painkillers about a month later and that was suicide attempt #1.

#vixblog

that's some hardcore confession posting, props

 
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yeah thats some crazy shit

 
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you posted that when it happened (or someone did) everyone knew about it. most people probably thought you were fucking around as usual. because suicide humour is so hilarious
i have threatened suicide on here, but no the time stabbed myself with a bottle and disappeared for months was not something i posted about
primarily because they dont allow outside world access int he psych ward and also because i felt weird about having talked to spring/sbt and geek usa that night

 
 


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