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Old 06-06-2022, 04:54 AM   #1
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Default My son keeps listening to mayonnaise

I thought I would be like “wow, I remember those feels”

But I find I’m more “update: BC is a soulless asshole, this shit is meaningless, turn it off and do your homework”

So bad

I hate being an adult

 
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Old 06-06-2022, 12:22 PM   #2
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That sucks, vixnix.

I'm surprised that Billy hasn't partnered with Kraft at this point.

You can threaten to blast Widow Wake My Mind when you drop him off for school if he doesn't tighten up. Or do your rendition of it on TikTok.

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Old 06-06-2022, 01:08 PM   #3
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I've been able to compartmentalize old SP and new SP pretty well, as well as SP music from Corgan's personality. If I listen to the old stuff, I'm rarely thinking about the new material or how Corgan is pals with Alex Jones.

Then again, I can barely remember the last time I listened to music at all.

Yeah, getting old sucks.

 
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Old 06-06-2022, 01:50 PM   #4
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It seems impossible to relive your youth through other people, even your own kids. I think he has decent taste, at least. There's a lot of terrible music he could be listening to.

 
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Old 06-06-2022, 04:17 PM   #5
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Old 06-06-2022, 04:19 PM   #6
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Old 06-06-2022, 04:19 PM   #7
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is this thread on this sub-forum because you've sworn off ever setting foot in the SP section again or is it 'cause you just don't GIVE a fuck

 
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Old 06-06-2022, 04:19 PM   #8
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i'm fine personally w/ either option just trying to conduct my monthly survey

 
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Old 06-06-2022, 06:17 PM   #9
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my parents beat me with a leather belt and look how I turned out

 
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Old 06-06-2022, 06:39 PM   #10
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damn that google search probably got you added to some kinda fbi list

 
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Old 06-06-2022, 06:40 PM   #11
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I thought I would be like “wow, I remember those feels”

But I find I’m more “update: BC is a soulless asshole, this shit is meaningless, turn it off and do your homework”

So bad

I hate being an adult
wait....

.....do you listen to mayonaise? ever? if not, .....gosh!

 
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Old 06-07-2022, 06:45 AM   #12
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Went out for a walk this evening and listened to mayonnaise and y’know I still get the feels

I can’t believe after all these years it speaks to my teenage kid

I put this thread here because I forgot about the other forum

 
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Old 06-07-2022, 06:45 AM   #13
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And if I’m honest I don’t really care for it

 
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Old 06-07-2022, 02:47 PM   #14
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my parents beat me with a leather belt and look how I turned out
we can tell

 
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Old 06-07-2022, 04:29 PM   #15
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Went out for a walk this evening and listened to mayonnaise and y’know I still get the feels

I can’t believe after all these years it speaks to my teenage kid

I put this thread here because I forgot about the other forum
that was my favorite song for years. And I felt for a long time it was the best SP song.

I think i'm with you, though. I don't get feels from it anymore.

 
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Old 06-07-2022, 05:29 PM   #16
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The guitars still get me, the lyrics less so

 
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Old 06-07-2022, 11:13 PM   #17
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Whole thing still gets me, probably because i havent grown too much since when i first heard it, still a scared little boy inside, convinced there is no truth more unimpeachable than that i just want to be me when i can (but who is me? and will i ever can?)

 
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Old 06-09-2022, 06:41 AM   #18
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omg, let your kid listen to what he wants, surely he can do his HW at same time

 
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Old 06-10-2022, 09:45 PM   #19
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Ah don’t worry like most 16 year olds he has the fancy noise cancelling ear buds (for working out) and over ear headphones (for the rest of his life) and a spotify account and I have no idea what he’s listening to

Certainly is not me, the noise cancelling is too good

I only know he’s listening to mayonnaise when he plays it through the bluetooth speaker real loud while he’s taking a 40 minute shower, right before he opens the door and all the rooms downstairs fill with enough steam to make the place feel like a scene from Heart or Darkness

 
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Old 06-10-2022, 09:46 PM   #20
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Whole thing still gets me, probably because i havent grown too much since when i first heard it, still a scared little boy inside, convinced there is no truth more unimpeachable than that i just want to be me when i can (but who is me? and will i ever can?)
Yeah I felt surprising affected the other night

Transported right back to the teen feels I had of “everybody keeps telling me how great this place is and how great life is but it all looks pretty average to me, isn’t there anything else?”

 
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Old 06-10-2022, 10:30 PM   #21
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I only know he’s listening to mayonnaise when he plays it through the bluetooth speaker real loud while he’s taking a 40 minute shower, right before he opens the door and all the rooms downstairs fill with enough steam to make the place feel like a scene from Heart or Darkness
yes, awesome

 
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Old 06-10-2022, 11:12 PM   #22
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I got news for you, his dick is turning into a tree… to mayonaise

 
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Old 06-11-2022, 12:25 AM   #23
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Unpleasant imagery alert

 
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Old 06-11-2022, 02:04 AM   #24
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I won’t hear it

and I won’t respond to it

 
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Old 06-11-2022, 04:19 AM   #25
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I thought I would be like “wow, I remember those feels”

But I find I’m more “update: BC is a soulless asshole, this shit is meaningless, turn it off and do your homework”

So bad

I hate being an adult
lol this rules

 
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Old 06-11-2022, 04:20 AM   #26
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why are modern women so joyless?

 
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Old 06-11-2022, 04:22 AM   #27
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this whole discourse of "ugh i simply hate adulting" is so fucking cringe

 
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Old 06-11-2022, 05:26 AM   #28
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Oh very sorry to offend your amazing ultra cool sensibilities

 
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Old 06-11-2022, 10:47 AM   #29
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I forgive you

 
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Old 06-11-2022, 11:00 AM   #30
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Long showers at that age… just saying. It sure wasn’t self care related for me in that era of corporeal discovery

 
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