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Old 04-25-2014, 01:12 PM   #1
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Old 04-25-2014, 01:13 PM   #2
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I call in sick today, and since I was home I decided it was a good time to answer all the sexy pictures I received via whatsapp.

So I took a picture in my underwear and send it... to my boss.............................................. .................................................. .........................................

Is jumping from the 15th floor enough to kill myself?

 
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Old 04-25-2014, 01:16 PM   #3
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Old 04-25-2014, 01:31 PM   #4
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Well if yougot sexy pics from sexy ladies you have something to live for at least

 
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Old 04-25-2014, 01:39 PM   #5
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yeah maybe I just need a new job... I soo glad tomorrow is saturday

 
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Old 04-25-2014, 01:41 PM   #6
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Absolutely brutal. Are both you and said boss hetero males?

Reason I ask - if you're both straight, but she's a gal, then this makes this a whole different game. Or if you're a gal and he's a dude, then that's a whole different deal too.

Once I sent an email to my ad agency's biggest client saying that the whole campaign was "a sinking ship" - so, yeah, there's that. But fortuntately she's bi-polar and batshitnutso, so I was able to cover it up.

Maybe shoot another quick one with a LOL JK or something to try and cover it up? Or maybe the email will just get buried and lost in the flood of email?

Keep us posted...

 
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Old 04-25-2014, 01:42 PM   #7
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Hello milady.

 
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Old 04-25-2014, 01:50 PM   #8
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why haven't you posted the pic here?

 
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Old 04-25-2014, 02:05 PM   #9
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Just kill yourself

 
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Old 04-25-2014, 04:23 PM   #10
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Maybe you will get lucky and he will send you a sexy pic back.
I am now imagining your avatar dancing in time to Get Lucky.

 
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Old 04-25-2014, 05:15 PM   #11
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Old 04-25-2014, 06:06 PM   #12
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Old 04-26-2014, 11:20 PM   #13
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he's dead guys

 
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Old 04-26-2014, 11:51 PM   #14
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He died doing what he loved best.

 
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Old 04-27-2014, 12:21 AM   #15
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how hard is it to post the fucking pic?

 
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Old 04-27-2014, 12:26 AM   #16
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Wow. If this actually happened I'm really sorry. This is one of my biggest fears.

Maybe he'll brush it off though. Don't lose hope.

 
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Old 04-27-2014, 12:34 AM   #17
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One time a girl sent me pics of her boobs and I accidentally sent the pics to my mom... talk about awkward.

 
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Old 04-27-2014, 01:22 AM   #18
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This one time when I was getting high with my friends I sent a text to my mum asking her if I could buy acid from her.

I played it off as though it was my friends sending inappropriate texts with my phone. I think she bought it.

 
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Old 04-27-2014, 01:28 AM   #19
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Yeah if your boss is a woman this is really bad...

I guess it depends how close you are with your work peoples. You can just tell them the truth (it was an accident) perhaps?

 
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Old 04-27-2014, 04:02 AM   #20
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If your boss is a woman, chill.
I wouldn't recommend to make up something or pretend it didn't happen, though. That looks worse and leaves room for misinterpretation. Next day at work face it, say something like "the situation is totally embarrassing, I sent it to you by mistake, sorry" and that's it.

I get porn and all sorts of nudes and shit on my company cell, by mistake mostly. I'm not going to bite anybody's head off for it unless I feel harassed.

 
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Old 04-27-2014, 04:12 AM   #21
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Top two threads currently are about suicide


 
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Old 04-27-2014, 11:07 AM   #22
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RIP IN PEACE

 
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Old 04-28-2014, 01:37 AM   #23
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I get porn and all sorts of nudes and shit on my company cell, by mistake mostly. I'm not going to bite anybody's head off for it unless I feel harassed.
how many times would you estimate this has happened to you

 
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Old 04-28-2014, 01:43 AM   #24
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Old 04-30-2014, 12:05 AM   #25
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I didn't read it all but...

I am a guy (do you still want the pictures?) and my boss is also a guy (straight). I am not straight, but I have kept it a secret for 2 years because the other gay dude in my team is a completer jerk and I don't want to be part of his stupid gay/str8 jokes (ok, you can blame me). I am not dead yet (unfortunately) because I told my boss I sent him a message that that message wasn't supposed for him, and I have been to the hospital yesterday, and they gave me a 2 days break, and since I am going on vacation tomorrow (may 1st) I think I can handle being the laughing-stock for one day... Thank you all...


PS: If you still want the picture, lemme know... (I mean, no one...)

 
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Old 05-02-2014, 12:32 AM   #26
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I didn't read it all but...

I am a guy (do you still want the pictures?) and my boss is also a guy (straight). I am not straight, but I have kept it a secret for 2 years because the other gay dude in my team is a completer jerk and I don't want to be part of his stupid gay/str8 jokes (ok, you can blame me). I am not dead yet (unfortunately) because I told my boss I sent him a message that that message wasn't supposed for him, and I have been to the hospital yesterday, and they gave me a 2 days break, and since I am going on vacation tomorrow (may 1st) I think I can handle being the laughing-stock for one day... Thank you all...


PS: If you still want the picture, lemme know... (I mean, no one...)
how'd it go?

p.s. have a good vacation

 
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Old 05-02-2014, 04:12 PM   #27
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he's vacationing with the angels now.

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Old 05-02-2014, 06:46 PM   #28
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I didn't read it all but...

I am a guy (do you still want the pictures?) and my boss is also a guy (straight). I am not straight, but I have kept it a secret for 2 years because the other gay dude in my team is a completer jerk and I don't want to be part of his stupid gay/str8 jokes (ok, you can blame me). I am not dead yet (unfortunately) because I told my boss I sent him a message that that message wasn't supposed for him, and I have been to the hospital yesterday, and they gave me a 2 days break, and since I am going on vacation tomorrow (may 1st) I think I can handle being the laughing-stock for one day... Thank you all...


PS: If you still want the picture, lemme know... (I mean, no one...)
eh i wouldn't turn it down

 
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