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Old 09-29-2022, 02:26 PM   #1
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Default Hate thread for this utter fuckshit clownmusic

This is some of the worst music i have ever heard in my life

How is it at once vile from a sonic perspective and yet also completely uninteresting? Even the gasping/coughing/passionless vocal performance (and the outrageous place of the vocals in the mix) fail to generate any kind of interest, and arouse only one response in me: sheer hatred

These are not songs, they are a sonic manifestation of a pathetic, terminal hubris

 
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Old 09-29-2022, 02:42 PM   #2
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What music are you referring to?

 
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Old 09-29-2022, 02:48 PM   #3
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Ok

 
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Old 09-29-2022, 05:00 PM   #4
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Okay, Beguiled actually kicks ass

 
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Old 09-29-2022, 05:07 PM   #5
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that opening rock song on oceania (shiva! ride on!) sounds almost exactly like the same lazy riff as this latest "rocker"

i hate how muddy and lifeless it sounds. it sounds like their old throwaway live jams where its drop-D and like 10 0 0 12 0 0 10 0 0 12 over and over again

i hate it i hate it

don't get me started on the vocals - they all sound like his eyes are half closed (not that he sounds asleep but he sounds like he's thinking way too hard to be lofty and poetic) - where's the breathing room in these songs? they're like a dense cut of meat that hasn't been slow-cooked long enough to break the fat down.

 
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Old 09-29-2022, 05:09 PM   #6
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what's the densest no frills no room classic SP song you can think of?

Zero?

that's like the only one i can think of

 
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Old 09-29-2022, 05:36 PM   #7
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Who are these lyrics for? What emotion am i to feel from this onslaught of horseshit? It could pass as a middle school poetry competition. Maybe it wins 2nd place. But it’s still middle school, and it still makes my head hurt to even begin to consider why oh why are these lyrics?

 
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Old 09-29-2022, 05:36 PM   #8
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what's the densest no frills no room classic SP song you can think of?

Zero?

that's like the only one i can think of
the riff change in the guitar solo of zero is so fucking incredible amazing sexy beautiful gorgeous lovable cute

 
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Old 09-29-2022, 06:29 PM   #9
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what's the densest no frills no room classic SP song you can think of?

Zero?

that's like the only one i can think of
Where Boys Fear To Tread
Quiet

 
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Old 09-29-2022, 06:33 PM   #10
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After i watched the leno performance (to give this cycle another chance) i got “return the fave” stuck in my poor wretched head for an entire 4 or 5 hours. This triggered a depressive episode so bad that i still have not recovered from, despite taking my meds religiously, and attending therapy this week

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Old 09-29-2022, 06:34 PM   #11
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Where Boys Fear To Tread
Quiet
Both of these have at least 5 seconds where there is no vocal

Or are we talking about something else here

 
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Old 09-29-2022, 06:37 PM   #12
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They seem dense and no frills to me, does that require constant vocals? Tone: sincere

 
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Old 09-29-2022, 06:39 PM   #13
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Brian, make sure silly william sees this in the weekly printouts

 
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Old 09-29-2022, 06:42 PM   #14
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Del

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Old 09-29-2022, 07:02 PM   #15
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that opening rock song on oceania (shiva! ride on!) sounds almost exactly like the same lazy riff as this latest "rocker"

i hate how muddy and lifeless it sounds. it sounds like their old throwaway live jams where its drop-D and like 10 0 0 12 0 0 10 0 0 12 over and over again

i hate it i hate it

don't get me started on the vocals - they all sound like his eyes are half closed (not that he sounds asleep but he sounds like he's thinking way too hard to be lofty and poetic) - where's the breathing room in these songs? they're like a dense cut of meat that hasn't been slow-cooked long enough to break the fat down.
Empires is literally that riff you tabbed with the 13th fret added. Lol

 
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Old 09-29-2022, 07:21 PM   #16
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re:dense

This Time
HKK
Jelly
Rocket kinda

 
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Old 09-29-2022, 07:21 PM   #17
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wonder how many of the 33 songs will ******* palm-muted butt chuggin?

 
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Old 09-29-2022, 08:02 PM   #18
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let's just imagine that thrilling moment when our hero gives poor june that sly "try to hold on to me" wink and cranks the yoke toward his fiery oblivion

chunka~chunka~chunka~chunka

 
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Old 09-29-2022, 08:08 PM   #19
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earliest known instance of SP butt chugg?

tarantula prechorus?

there are probably some '89 instances that i'm not thinking of

 
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Old 09-29-2022, 08:16 PM   #20
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sorry, i guess it's tarantula post chorus

 
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Old 09-29-2022, 08:17 PM   #21
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Rarely have i had such a visceral awareness of wasting precious moments of my music-listening life while this clownshit is on

Even with empty pop trash there’s some fucken sounds to go, like, oh how did they do that little piano shit at the beginning of genie in a bottle?

There’s is nothing worthwhile here, there are no sounds that tickle even a hair upon my tender waiting beavescrote

 
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Old 09-29-2022, 09:02 PM   #22
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wonder how many of the 33 songs will ******* palm-muted butt chuggin?
Can’t believe how fervently the dummies and jr scientists of this board are creaming in their jeanshorts over this boringest guitars of all time. It’s an insult to guitar-based music. Can’t think of a single song or act i would prefer this over

 
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Old 09-29-2022, 09:27 PM   #23
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earliest known instance of SP butt chugg?

tarantula prechorus?

there are probably some '89 instances that i'm not thinking of
96 silverfuck had a long section

 
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Old 09-29-2022, 10:02 PM   #24
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tell me why when i hear this song all i can think is how sassy they sound especially when the "doo doo" harmonies come in... like i dont even process this song as heavy it sounds like it could be played at a sock hop to me... i love it so much

 
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Old 09-29-2022, 11:35 PM   #25
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Gossamer was the last great SP rocker.. and that song is from 2006

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Old 09-29-2022, 11:42 PM   #26
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Gossamer is overrated. There were plenty of good rockers on Zeitgeist. That album just needs a remix.

 
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Old 09-30-2022, 12:09 AM   #27
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Gossamer is overrated. There were plenty of good rockers on Zeitgeist. That album just needs a remix.
Gossamer is the king of them all.. the Bald King

again, 2006.. last great rocker.. 16 years ago..

shows you how far removed people here are from believing SP is a rock band lol

 
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Old 09-30-2022, 12:56 AM   #28
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Isn't it funny that in all of OG SP's catalogue there's almost Z*E*R*O palm mutes, besides only like Fuck You, and from 2007 onwards it's Michael Angelo Batio city?

 
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Old 09-30-2022, 01:17 AM   #29
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Beguiled as a song is 1/10 and that's just fact. There's no meat in it, it communicates nothing, it has nothing to sink your teeth into. It's literally a stock riff with a drum loop and a bad vocal.

The worst offense for me is not that it's a shit song - that's to be expected at this stage tbh - but it's that if there's even any emotional objective for this music at all, if it was ever even intended to land anywhere, it's clearly a tune that's almost like pure advertisement, designed to brainworm into listeners' ears with plant a message of "RETURN THE FAITH (TO OUR BRAND)".

It reeks of financial interest. It's administrative. It's done for all the wrong reasons. They certainly weren't having fun with it. Billy wants '96 success to happen all over again for him and he's not even bothering to hide it anymore.

 
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Old 09-30-2022, 01:29 AM   #30
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Beguiled as a song is 1/10 and that's just fact. There's no meat in it, it communicates nothing, it has nothing to sink your teeth into. It's literally a stock riff with a drum loop and a bad vocal.

The worst offense for me is not that it's a shit song - that's to be expected at this stage tbh - but it's that if there's even any emotional objective for this music at all, if it was ever even intended to land anywhere, it's clearly a tune that's almost like pure advertisement, designed to brainworm into listeners' ears with plant a message of "RETURN THE FAITH (TO OUR BRAND)".

It reeks of financial interest. It's administrative. It's done for all the wrong reasons. They certainly weren't having fun with it. Billy wants '96 success to happen all over again for him and he's not even bothering to hide it anymore.


Someone please get in here and tell us what beguiled communicates to u. How do u feel in your body when u hear it. Where in your body. Show us on this doll where beguiled touched u

 
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