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03-02-2006, 10:09 AM | #1 |
CORNFROST
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Catherine Wheel needs a break - helpout thread
Catherine Wheel seems a little fried at the moment, possibly from ruminating and then articulating too many amazing universal truths. It would be cruel, or even irresponsible to deprive the philisophical community of his output, so in this thread we can take over the hard work for a while and leave CW free to get a little R&R.
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03-02-2006, 10:10 AM | #2 |
CORNFROST
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Birds can fly. They evolved wings so they can fly. This means they are in the air a lot
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03-02-2006, 10:11 AM | #3 |
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Money is used to pay for goods and services. People who want more money provide more goods and services. This means they can pay other people to provide them with more goods and services. I call this 'the Money Theorem'
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03-02-2006, 10:13 AM | #4 |
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The alphabet has 26 letters, yet we can combine these to make more than 26 words. This is the power of combining specializations. People are not letters though, so this doesn't apply to society or anything. People can make letter shapes though, like cheerleaders
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03-02-2006, 10:14 AM | #5 |
mental problems angel
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this is coming too thick and fast
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03-02-2006, 10:15 AM | #6 |
CORNFROST
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If I eat too much, I feel sick. If I don't eat, I feel sick. This means eating is bad, and a human flaw
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03-02-2006, 10:17 AM | #7 | |
CORNFROST
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03-02-2006, 10:17 AM | #8 | |
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Cash or credit can be exchanged for goods and services. If you have lots of money it enables you to buy more things than if you had little money or no money at all. People with lots of money are often called ‘rich’, while people with little or no money are called ‘poor’. It's not exactly the same, but it's still a bit odd.... |
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03-02-2006, 10:19 AM | #9 |
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Maybe it's not THAT odd, but it spun my little head out, anyway.
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03-02-2006, 10:20 AM | #10 |
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Sometimes a lot of people want something, and less people don't want it. Counting these people and making a decision based on the numbers is called a vote. Vote rhymes with note. You can write a note, expressing your vote. If you have a coat, you could deliver the note. Wearing coats can keep people warm. I call this 'The Coat Method'
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03-02-2006, 10:21 AM | #11 |
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Sometimes a lot of people want something, and less people don't want it. Counting these people and making a decision based on the numbers is called a vote. Vote rhymes with note. You can write a note, expressing your vote. If you have a coat, you could deliver the note. Wearing coats can keep people warm. I call this 'The Coat Method'
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03-02-2006, 10:21 AM | #12 |
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Okay, I faked it that time.
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03-02-2006, 10:23 AM | #13 |
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03-02-2006, 10:23 AM | #14 | |
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03-02-2006, 10:25 AM | #15 | |
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03-02-2006, 10:26 AM | #16 |
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this thread makes me pray for return of CW.
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03-02-2006, 10:26 AM | #17 |
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I wonder if any econimists have noticed money...
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03-02-2006, 10:26 AM | #18 | |
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03-02-2006, 10:27 AM | #19 | |
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03-02-2006, 10:30 AM | #20 | |
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03-02-2006, 10:32 AM | #21 |
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Chairs are furniture to rest people who are sat down. They do not make chairs for people who stand up. This is because standing up means you are not tired and do not need to rest
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03-02-2006, 10:36 AM | #22 |
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sex is violence.
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03-02-2006, 10:39 AM | #23 | |
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03-02-2006, 10:41 AM | #24 |
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I see you gave up on this one, eh?
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03-02-2006, 10:42 AM | #25 |
CORNFROST
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I forgot about that
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03-02-2006, 10:43 AM | #26 |
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You can create a hole by removing something. Forgetting is the act of remembering a hole
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03-02-2006, 01:08 PM | #27 |
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Maybe in order to understand mankind, we have to look at the word itself: Mankind. Basically, it's made up of two separate words: mank and ind. What do these words mean? It's a mystery, and that's why so is mankind.
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03-02-2006, 01:28 PM | #28 |
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I take offense to this thread.
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03-02-2006, 03:22 PM | #29 |
Janis Jopleybird
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How is it possible that CW's far superior troll actually has a worse reputation than the real thing?
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03-02-2006, 03:52 PM | #30 | |
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