post the worst thing you've ever done

stripes · 05-06-2010, 08:35 PM

or your first gay experience

stripes · 05-06-2010, 08:36 PM

This thread. Or maybe not calling my grandmother back.

Dogfighter28 · 05-06-2010, 08:42 PM

ITS A TRAP

By the way Bram you can stop emailing Best Buy, as I do not work there anymore.

28if · 05-06-2010, 09:05 PM

i don't think i can accurately say the "worst" thing i've ever done. worst according to who? me? the person(s) affected? If the latter, i don't think i can be the judge of that.

anyway, i can definitely post my personal most embarassing moment, i felt pretty bad after for a really long time.

exactlythesame · 05-06-2010, 09:18 PM

this one time when i was about 9 i was eating at a mexican restaurant with some friends that we frequented quite often, and in this restaurant there were two arcade games toward the front. one of them was some racing game, and the other was x-men vs. street fighter. well, there was some punk kid who was spending all his parent's money on the game, and he had finally gotten to the last boss: apocalypse. however, the CPU easily bested him and by this time he was fresh out of quarters. so while the game was counting down to a game over, he ran to go get some. me, tired of waiting for this kid to finish playing so i could have my turn, quickly pressed the med. punch button to kill the remaining time. the look of bitter disappointment on the kids face when he returned is still frozen in my mind.

redbull · 05-06-2010, 10:05 PM

i beat the shit out of my girlfriend a few times

hnibos · 05-06-2010, 10:20 PM

had sex

ohnoitsbonnie · 05-06-2010, 11:00 PM

I threw a lego table at my sister and she needed stitches and had a scar on her forehead for a while

ohnoitsbonnie · 05-06-2010, 11:01 PM

I killed a wild mouse with a pair of tongs because my cat only half killed it

ohnoitsbonnie · 05-06-2010, 11:02 PM

I cheated on my boyfriend

ohnoitsbonnie · 05-06-2010, 11:03 PM

There was $20 on the floor of my school once and I picked it up and pocketed it and didn't even ask around if anybody lost it

ATS · 05-06-2010, 11:10 PM

this past spring break i had sex with a prostitue in mexico that im pretty sure was like 15

Shallowed · 05-06-2010, 11:56 PM

I did quite a bit of horrible shit when I was little.

I cut off one of our cat's whiskers with a pair of scissors.
I took the goldfish out of my class' tank and put one in the rubbish bin and the other in the toilet.
I stole Pokemon Trading Cards from my classmates desks when I was like, 6 or 7 I think.
I tended to intentionally break my toys. That one made my parents furious.

The most recent thing I can think of is when I went to a gig, and all the hipster dicks were moshing. I was standing near the edge of the moshing. Everyone would frequently get pushed and forced back from the stage. If anyone got pushed into me, I would push them back in. On one occasion, I didn't realise that not only was someone that was pushed into me not an intentional participant in moshing, but this person was a girl. She looked like a guy from behind because she had short hair and I couldn't see her face and/or chest. And I pushed her into the moshing.

She was with her friend, and her friend was like "HEY! >=( " to me and hit me on the chest. I found them after the show and apologised and was thankfully forgiven.

MonteLDS · 05-07-2010, 12:15 AM

posting here

TuralyonW3 · 05-07-2010, 12:17 AM

I secretly brought down WTC 7.

Order 66 · 05-07-2010, 12:26 AM

Sold my little brother's fender fat strat for oxycontin

mercurial · 05-07-2010, 12:27 AM

probably all that meth back in '03

Eric Blair · 05-07-2010, 12:58 AM

Wrote a book claiming that only 70 people died in the Holocaust

killtrocity · 05-07-2010, 01:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ohnoitsbonnie

I cheated on my boyfriend

trick ass ho

Quote:

Originally Posted by ohnoitsbonnie

There was $20 on the floor of my school once and I picked it up and pocketed it and didn't even ask around if anybody lost it

you did the right thing, I found a hundo once and someone claimed it who overheard me talking about it at work, then later someone else asked for it

killtrocity · 05-07-2010, 01:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pasta of Muppet

I cut off one of our cat's whiskers with a pair of scissors.

mother fucker...

did it stumble around?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pasta of Muppet

I took the goldfish out of my class' tank and put one in the rubbish bin and the other in the toilet.

http://i402.photobucket.com/albums/p...Jardine/bb.jpg

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pasta of Muppet

I stole Pokemon Trading Cards from my classmates desks when I was like, 6 or 7 I think.

were they rare? I recently stole a blastoise and a chansey I think from this asshole I know, not that he knows or gives a shit in 2010

slunken · 05-07-2010, 08:23 AM

I squashed and killed a frog with the blunt end of a cane when I was little

slunken · 05-07-2010, 08:25 AM

I was having sex with a girl and the bed broke, injuring her puppy which was sleeping underneath. It died as a result of its injuries about an hour later

slunken · 05-07-2010, 08:26 AM

I have cheated on all of my girlfriends

Mo · 05-07-2010, 08:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by slunken

I was having sex with a girl and the bed broke, injuring her puppy which was sleeping underneath. It died as a result of its injuries about an hour later

Aw man

slunken · 05-07-2010, 09:09 AM

I stole my grandpa's pain pills

hnibos · 05-07-2010, 09:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by slunken

I was having sex with a girl and the bed broke, injuring her puppy which was sleeping underneath. It died as a result of its injuries about an hour later

o/

Quote:

Originally Posted by slunken

I have cheated on all of my girlfriends

o/

Quote:

Originally Posted by slunken

I stole my grandpa's pain pills

o/

slunken · 05-07-2010, 09:46 AM

*\

lol. It feels good to get these burdens off my back.

duovamp · 05-07-2010, 01:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by slunken

I have cheated on all of my girlfriends

Jesus fucking Christ. You're a shitty person.

ifuktyourmom · 05-07-2010, 01:46 PM

In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max's toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog...When my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch I went nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out...But the worst thing I ever done -- I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, t-t-then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa -- and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life.

slunken · 01:58 PM

I know, duo, we've been through this

I think I'm paying for it though. I've been single and celibate for almost a year now. Damaged goods, but I'm trying to live penitently.

05-06-2010, 08:35 PM	#1
stripes Apocalyptic Poster Posts: 2,175	post the worst thing you've ever done or your first gay experience

05-07-2010, 01:47 PM	#30
slunken Virgo Posts: 42,781	I know, duo, we've been through this I think I'm paying for it though. I've been single and celibate for almost a year now. Damaged goods, but I'm trying to live penitently. Last edited by slunken : 05-07-2010 at 01:58 PM.

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05-06-2010, 08:36 PM	#2
stripes Apocalyptic Poster Posts: 2,175	This thread. Or maybe not calling my grandmother back.

05-06-2010, 08:42 PM	#3
Dogfighter28 ILL KILL UR DOG Location: Atlanta, GA Posts: 11,480	ITS A TRAP By the way Bram you can stop emailing Best Buy, as I do not work there anymore.

05-06-2010, 09:05 PM	#4
28if Apocalyptic Poster Location: yeah seriously i think we've more than established a consensus on reality, it's not that abstract. Posts: 3,454	i don't think i can accurately say the "worst" thing i've ever done. worst according to who? me? the person(s) affected? If the latter, i don't think i can be the judge of that. anyway, i can definitely post my personal most embarassing moment, i felt pretty bad after for a really long time.

05-06-2010, 09:18 PM	#5
exactlythesame Minion of Satan Location: I thought what I'd do is I'd pretend I was one of those deaf-mutes Posts: 7,676	this one time when i was about 9 i was eating at a mexican restaurant with some friends that we frequented quite often, and in this restaurant there were two arcade games toward the front. one of them was some racing game, and the other was x-men vs. street fighter. well, there was some punk kid who was spending all his parent's money on the game, and he had finally gotten to the last boss: apocalypse. however, the CPU easily bested him and by this time he was fresh out of quarters. so while the game was counting down to a game over, he ran to go get some. me, tired of waiting for this kid to finish playing so i could have my turn, quickly pressed the med. punch button to kill the remaining time. the look of bitter disappointment on the kids face when he returned is still frozen in my mind.

05-06-2010, 10:05 PM	#6
redbull Immortal Location: like liutenant dan i'm rollin' Posts: 21,016	i beat the shit out of my girlfriend a few times

05-06-2010, 10:20 PM	#7
hnibos Braindead Location: I was just reading, right? Posts: 15,023	had sex

05-06-2010, 11:00 PM	#8
ohnoitsbonnie Banned Location: somerville, nj Posts: 23,382	I threw a lego table at my sister and she needed stitches and had a scar on her forehead for a while

05-06-2010, 11:01 PM	#9
ohnoitsbonnie Banned Location: somerville, nj Posts: 23,382	I killed a wild mouse with a pair of tongs because my cat only half killed it

05-06-2010, 11:02 PM	#10
ohnoitsbonnie Banned Location: somerville, nj Posts: 23,382	I cheated on my boyfriend

05-06-2010, 11:03 PM	#11
ohnoitsbonnie Banned Location: somerville, nj Posts: 23,382	There was $20 on the floor of my school once and I picked it up and pocketed it and didn't even ask around if anybody lost it

05-07-2010, 12:15 AM	#14
MonteLDS sigh Posts: 8,845	posting here

05-06-2010, 11:10 PM	#12
ATS Apocalyptic Poster Posts: 2,324	this past spring break i had sex with a prostitue in mexico that im pretty sure was like 15

05-06-2010, 11:56 PM	#13
Shallowed Braindead Posts: 18,608	I did quite a bit of horrible shit when I was little. I cut off one of our cat's whiskers with a pair of scissors. I took the goldfish out of my class' tank and put one in the rubbish bin and the other in the toilet. I stole Pokemon Trading Cards from my classmates desks when I was like, 6 or 7 I think. I tended to intentionally break my toys. That one made my parents furious. The most recent thing I can think of is when I went to a gig, and all the hipster dicks were moshing. I was standing near the edge of the moshing. Everyone would frequently get pushed and forced back from the stage. If anyone got pushed into me, I would push them back in. On one occasion, I didn't realise that not only was someone that was pushed into me not an intentional participant in moshing, but this person was a girl. She looked like a guy from behind because she had short hair and I couldn't see her face and/or chest. And I pushed her into the moshing. She was with her friend, and her friend was like "HEY! >=( " to me and hit me on the chest. I found them after the show and apologised and was thankfully forgiven.

05-07-2010, 12:17 AM	#15
TuralyonW3 Immortal Posts: 25,684	I secretly brought down WTC 7.

05-07-2010, 12:26 AM	#16
Order 66 Socialphobic Posts: 11,831	Sold my little brother's fender fat strat for oxycontin

05-07-2010, 12:27 AM	#17
mercurial $ W▲ G Posts: 6,576	probably all that meth back in '03

05-07-2010, 12:58 AM	#18
Eric Blair Apocalyptic Poster Location: Let's hang ourselves immediately! Posts: 2,275	Wrote a book claiming that only 70 people died in the Holocaust

05-07-2010, 08:23 AM	#21
slunken Virgo Posts: 42,781	I squashed and killed a frog with the blunt end of a cane when I was little

05-07-2010, 08:25 AM	#22
slunken Virgo Posts: 42,781	I was having sex with a girl and the bed broke, injuring her puppy which was sleeping underneath. It died as a result of its injuries about an hour later

05-07-2010, 08:26 AM	#23
slunken Virgo Posts: 42,781	I have cheated on all of my girlfriends

05-07-2010, 09:09 AM	#25
slunken Virgo Posts: 42,781	I stole my grandpa's pain pills

05-07-2010, 09:46 AM	#27
slunken Virgo Posts: 42,781	*\ lol. It feels good to get these burdens off my back.

05-07-2010, 01:46 PM	#29
ifuktyourmom Demi-God Location: LIMES Posts: 352	In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max's toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog...When my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch I went nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out...But the worst thing I ever done -- I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, t-t-then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa -- and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life.