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Old 07-25-2023, 08:00 AM   #4981
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what eventually evolved in my life is simply not having others around because it's incredibly stressful and pressing and i don't have the facilities or abilities to support that whatsoever.
This is hitting because I feel like EVERYONE is trying to get between my relationship with God. But I can’t really figure out how I should deal with such a challenge in a proper manner

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Old 07-25-2023, 10:04 AM   #4982
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insert the lord directly into your rear end. it's worked miracles for me.

 
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Old 07-25-2023, 10:04 AM   #4983
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insert the LORD directly into your rear end.

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Old 07-25-2023, 01:28 PM   #4984
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what if my god doesn't fit in my butt

 
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Old 07-25-2023, 01:49 PM   #4985
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You're gonna need a bigger butt

 
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Old 07-25-2023, 02:00 PM   #4986
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God likes big butts and he cannot lie.

 
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Old 07-25-2023, 02:30 PM   #4987
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listen to zwan until you reach an adequate god/ass ratio

 
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Old 07-25-2023, 03:23 PM   #4988
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I really want to start a new chat thread again

 
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Old 07-25-2023, 03:24 PM   #4989
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But I have no confidence in the mods to delete this one, or close it or whatever sorcery they employ

 
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Old 07-25-2023, 04:34 PM   #4990
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Don't let your dreams be dreams.

 
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Old 07-25-2023, 04:45 PM   #4991
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what if my god doesn't fit in my butt
practice

 
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Old 07-25-2023, 05:02 PM   #4992
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the real answer to all this


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Old 07-25-2023, 05:40 PM   #4993
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that's just crass

 
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Old 07-25-2023, 06:10 PM   #4994
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try that in a small town.

 
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Old 07-25-2023, 08:36 PM   #4995
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I really want to start a new chat thread again
I endorse this can reprise85 and catman help this happen

 
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Old 07-25-2023, 08:37 PM   #4996
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ILP do you have an idea for the thread title? let's make this happen

 
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Old 07-25-2023, 09:12 PM   #4997
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the real answer to all this

This stinks bro

 
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Old 07-26-2023, 12:27 AM   #4998
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ILP do you have an idea for the thread title? let's make this happen
I feel obligated to remain on-theme with SP lyric puns

My impulse is "chat in a cage" but I'm sure someone has a better one...?

 
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Old 07-26-2023, 01:03 AM   #4999
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the world is a chat thread

who wouldn't chat inside this thread

you're all chats and I'm a thread

QUIET... I am chat thread

 
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Old 07-26-2023, 01:39 AM   #5000
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who wouldn't chat inside this thread
I like this one

 
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Old 07-26-2023, 04:29 AM   #5001
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petition to close thread.

it's time.

 
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