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Old 07-24-2021, 03:59 AM   #1
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Default 4 April 2010 - "Priesthood Class"

PRIESTHOOD CLASS
Conducted by MT
4 April 2010, Buckner, MO


Attendees:

RS
RK
OB
MT

Opening Prayer:

OB

Question:

MT: Q. Tell us? What were we supposed to have done today?
RS: A. How do we become one in earthly things? Section 81. Forgive trespasses, call on his name, keep commandments (he’s bound, but only when we do what he says)
OB: A. Reads pre-prepared statement. Tithing, goes into figures, percentages—

A discussion was held about the word “inheritance.” MT advises use the word “growth and longevity.”

OB: Loans w/ no interest.

MT: No interest? OB: The scriptures require; 15 Deuteronomy. MT: Why are the banks failing? Everyone’s charging interest, there’s rich and there’s poor, capitalism. Our president’s trying to lead us into socialism. Where’s christism? Well, they tried in 1800’s. But everybody wanted to do it their own way.

MT: What now about the over 80%, surplus goes to other people?

OB: Returns to prepared statement. When G & L is supporting you, surplus is invested in the church.

MT: “Otto can’t see past the end of his nose.” Clarifies that he means you can’t predict what investments will be profitable. But where does it say to do that (to Otto)?

OB: Refer to Section 106.

MT: Points out that RS + OB’s answers were different. Cites example of Larry Cheney. Point being: if everyone has their own idea of doing this, this is why branches split up today. If they can’t come to an agreement, they have to get rid of the Word.

RK: We need to be taught how to become one. Wrote down some areas RK thinks we need to work on

MT: Is that what I asked you?

RK: Let me read what I wrote. Learn to be accountable to God in tithes and offerings.

MT: Every one of you should have come in here and said the same thing. If you’re going to go outside of here and teach it, you need to say the same things. You need to have a step-by-step policy. Trying to bring about the oneness of mankind. Only way to do that is to have a policy that we all agree to.

MT: We’re writing the book. This book is too confusing (referring to BoM), because they’ve gotten in there and messed with it. We reference the book, so they can go learn the references if they want. Addresses Rachel, women in the priesthood.

Class momentarily devolves into MT chastising men for their answers. MT is upset they didn’t give him step by step, and it’s said plainly what it takes in some of the scriptures MT gave them to read. Asks OB to read his first step again.

MT: I agree with that 100%. That’s the first thing it says in Malachi (tithing). Asks RS to read his first thing again. RS does (forgive one another). MT: “What the hell does that have to do with becoming one in earthly things?” Asks RS to read the scriptures. MT says, that’s an opening statement, has nothing to do with subject matter.

MT: Cites Abinadi, Alma, 2nd Nephi. Go back and look at the promises he’s already made. Why would he make new ones if the 1st ones haven’t been kept?

MT begins to talk shit on various preaching techniques, David Brotherton. Mentions OB’s famous 43 pager sermons, indicates nobody got anything out of them.

MT: What we’re going to do is come back and rewrite the American way of doing things. Cites people getting laid off. Has short fight with OB about whether the 1st thing you would do with 100 million is pay your taxes on it. Cites hymn he got woke up to. We don’t end up like Larry Cheney. We don’t become God to people. The reason I don’t have class no more is because nobody can keep their damn mouth shut.

This is how we set our homes up. This is how we organize the community. And everybody does the same thing.

Now he has them laughing. Mentions Haiti. The tone of the meeting has changed from chastisement/confrontation to encouragement/inspiration.

Now talking about the ability to see the future.

Closing Prayer

RK

Post-Prayer Discussion

MT: Everybody’s afraid of their finances. Last thing people want to give up is their money, b/c that’s the savior, that’s what allows you to survive.
Not asking anybody to put money into this. We’re going to set a business up. Because what I read has never been done. We were all chasing the money, and didn’t have a damn clue what to do with it if we got it, referring to Fruitful Beginnings, how we invested, put things on our credit cards, I thought he was the Seventh Prophet, I just believed what he said, it just never happened, I do believe he was sent here for a reason (OB seconds) b/c if he hadn’t, we wouldn’t be sitting here.

 
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Old 07-24-2021, 04:54 AM   #2
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I cannot regularly attend church each Sunday for the purpose of partaking of the sacrament, so I'm grateful to partake of the sacrament in my home with my wife and to be blessed to have been gifted priesthood authority to perform this ordinance for myself & my family




 
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For I did it Saith the Lord to prove you all as I did Abraham, and that I might require an offering at your hand by covenant and Sacrifice and let mine handmaid Emma Smith receive all those that have been given unto my Servent Joseph, and who are Virtuous and pure before me; And those who are not pure <​and have Said they ware pure​> Shall be destroyed saith the Lord God, For I am the Lord thy God and ye Shall obey my Voice; and I give unto my Servent Joseph that he Shall be made ruler over many things for he hath been faithfull over a few things,57 and from henceforth I will Strengthen him, and I command mine handmaid Emma Smith to abide and Cleave unto my Servent Joseph; and to none else, But if She will not abide this Commandment She Shall be destroyed Saith the Lord, for I am the Lord thy God, and will distroy her if She abide not in my law, but if She will not abide this Commandment, there then Shall my Servent Joseph do all things for her even as he hath Said, and I will bless him and multiply him and give unto him an hundred fold in this world of futhers, and fathers and mothers brothers and Sisters houses and lands wives and children, and crowns of eternal lifes in the eternal worlds.58 And again Verily I Say unto you let mine handmaid forgive my Servent Joseph his trespases and there than Shall She be forgiven her trespasses wherein she hath trespaseth trespased against me59 and I the Lord thy God will bless her and multiply her, and make her heart to rejoice. and again I Say let not my Servant Joseph put his property out of his hands,60 list an enemy come and distroy him for Satan Seeketh to distroy, For I am the Lord thy God, and he is my, Servent and behold and lo, I am with him as I was with Abraham thy Father, even unto his exaltation and Glory, Now as t[o]uching the law of the priesthood61 there are many things pertaning thereunto. Verily if a man be Called of my Father as was aaron62 by mine own Voice and by the voice of him that Sent me, and I have endowed him with the Keys of the power of the this priesthood if he do any thing in my name

 
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And again Verily I Say, whomsoever you bless I will bless and whomsoever you Curse I will Curse Saith the Lord, for I the Lord am thy God52
And again Verily I Say unto you my Servant Joseph that whatsoever you give on earth and to whomsoever you give any one on earth by my word, and according to my law, it Shall be visited with blessings and not cursings and with my power Saith the Lord, and Shall be without Condemnation on earth and in heaven; for I am the Lord thy God, and will be with thee even unto the end of the world,53 and through all Eternity. For verily I seal upon you your exaltation and prepare a throne for you in the Kingdom of my Father, with Abraham Your Father. Behold I have seen your Sacrifices54 and will forgive all your Sins I have seen your Sacrifices in obedience to that which I have told you, Go therefore and I make a way for your escape,55 as I accepted the offering of Abraham of his Son Isaac.56 Verily I Say unto you a commandment I give unto mine handmaid Emma Smith your wife whom I have given unto you, that She Stay herself and partake not of that which I Commanded you to offer unto her, [p. [6

 
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God bless him, you will lift him up, you will rejoice in his heart, he will break, Lord, that is mine whom I serve. I am here for his obedience and honor, like your father Abraham. Since then I have strengthened it and brought it to my maid., Emma Smith. "My maid is Joseph. Listen to the orders, and as my servant Joseph said: I must do everything for him, may he bless him, Something for her, if I have to. To call him on behalf of my father is through my voice and the voice I sent. I have proved that you are all like Abraham and you promise promises and sacrifices in your hands, and my maid Emma Smith leaves everything to her servant Joseph. God said to accept. Good and the world before me. God said, "I am the Lord of your God. Maybe it is my voice. I asked Joseph to follow some of these things. I said he was here. I am 57 years old. expand him and give me a hundred times in the world to come." to break, tears well up in me

 
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