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Old 10-17-2008, 06:30 PM   #1
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Default can you guys imagine a parallel universe

where everyone used "laf" instead of lol?

laf

also, if you really needed to go potty but you died for some reason before you got there, could your corpse still shit itself since you're no longer alive to suppress the reflex?

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Old 10-17-2008, 06:31 PM   #2
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Old 10-17-2008, 06:32 PM   #3
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it's a fuck you friday.

 
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Old 10-17-2008, 06:36 PM   #4
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WHATS UP

 
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Old 10-17-2008, 06:38 PM   #5
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quit while you're ahead isle

 
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Old 10-17-2008, 06:49 PM   #6
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Theoretically impossible. Just implausible from the very beginning. Couldn't happen. Couldn't even happen. How would that happen? It couldn't.

 
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Old 10-17-2008, 07:03 PM   #7
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I agree with Duovamp. Duovamp puts forward a very good argument. More people should listen to Duovamp.

 
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Old 10-17-2008, 07:18 PM   #8
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Don't they often find car wreck bodies and such with crap all over them?

 
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Old 10-17-2008, 07:20 PM   #9
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also, if you really needed to go potty but you died for some reason before you got there, could your corpse still shit itself since you're no longer alive to suppress the reflex?
as told in german folklore your bowels would be doomed to eternally wander the limbo between life and death in an incorporeal form known as the shitegeist.

 
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Old 10-17-2008, 07:21 PM   #10
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I agree with Duovamp. Duovamp puts forward a very good argument. More people should listen to Duovamp.
And I agree with Ever.

 
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Old 10-17-2008, 07:26 PM   #11
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as told in german folklore your bowels would be doomed to eternally wander the limbo between life and death in an incorporeal form known as the shitegeist.
the twi-shite, surely?

 
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Old 10-17-2008, 07:26 PM   #12
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Old 10-17-2008, 07:47 PM   #13
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i don't get it.

 
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Old 10-17-2008, 07:52 PM   #14
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erm, twilight?

 
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Old 10-17-2008, 07:53 PM   #15
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just cause you spent the last half hour trying to think of a wittier response than that and you FAILED

 
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Old 10-17-2008, 07:54 PM   #16
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he failed, guys.

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Old 10-17-2008, 08:20 PM   #17
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Does falling back on an Achewood reference count as failure? Probably, and the same goes for Duovamp pretending that he knows about theory.

 
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Old 10-17-2008, 08:20 PM   #18
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And I agree with Ever.
;_;

He said my name omg omg omg he said my name omg omg omg

 
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Old 10-17-2008, 08:22 PM   #19
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Are you still sixteen ever?

 
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Old 10-17-2008, 08:24 PM   #20
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lol yes, I do not age at all

 
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Old 10-17-2008, 08:57 PM   #21
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I am pretty sure dead people crap themselves all the time

 
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Old 10-17-2008, 11:23 PM   #22
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i'm confused. who spent an half hour and what was the Achewood reference?

 
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Old 10-17-2008, 11:32 PM   #23
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I believe that fuck you friday is an achewood reference?

 
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Old 10-17-2008, 11:32 PM   #24
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I'm pretty sure I'm right about that

 
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Old 10-18-2008, 12:43 AM   #25
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The only failure here has been Eric Blair, some nobody idiot who thinks anybody gives a shit about him humiliating himself in front of the rest of us. Be off, scum, and don't return.

 
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Old 10-18-2008, 01:10 AM   #26
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Are you angry because my post implied you don't know theory? A little over the top don't you think?

 
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Old 10-18-2008, 01:25 AM   #27
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put your handbags away ladies

 
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Old 10-18-2008, 01:47 AM   #28
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also you crap yourself when you are born.

oh no wait, that's your mother craps herself while giving birth to you.

my bad.

 
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Old 10-18-2008, 01:32 PM   #29
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nobody knows theory. it is only a guess at best.

 
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Old 10-18-2008, 01:37 PM   #30
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also, if you really needed to go potty but you died for some reason before you got there, could your corpse still shit itself since you're no longer alive to suppress the reflex?
as far as i know this is what the majority of corpses do

and not only with feces either

 
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