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11-18-2020, 03:41 PM | #2971 |
Shut the fuck up!
Location: "Okay, white power feminist" - yo soy el mejor
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11-23-2020, 10:53 AM | #2972 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
Location: Donald Trump of Netphoria
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11-25-2020, 05:24 PM | #2973 |
Minion of Satan
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Diego Maradona doing match-winning lines of coke off his hand IN HELL
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11-27-2020, 07:47 PM | #2974 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
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12-02-2020, 07:22 PM | #2975 |
Ownz
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halfway quit my third job today. it's one thing to get paid 11/hr to do work professionals charge 30/hr+ to do while boss woman spends hundreds of thousands of dollars on useless, poorly conceived and poorly executed "improvements," but now i'm supposed to share my work space with the cool but chronically maskless "litter crew" all winter. so i got pissed and left at noon without telling anyone. thinking about offering to change my hours to saturday-sunday when i'd get to work alone. usually i don't like working weekends because that's when my wife is off but now her work is moving to one week on-one week "work from home" so that's not much of a concern.
it would be easier if my boss wasn't really nice and sweet on top of being incompetent and exasperating. |
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12-02-2020, 07:43 PM | #2976 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
Location: Donald Trump of Netphoria
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why would you quit three jobs in one day?
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12-02-2020, 07:47 PM | #2977 |
Socialphobic
Location: Away
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the worst part of being my own boss is I can't really quit...
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12-02-2020, 07:58 PM | #2978 |
Ownz
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the worst part of being my own boss is i need two other jobs to pay the mortgage
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12-02-2020, 08:06 PM | #2979 |
Socialphobic
Location: Away
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Gotta pull those bootstraps harder
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12-02-2020, 08:49 PM | #2980 |
real estate cowboy
Location: if Monsanto and Purdue Pharma had a baby
Posts: 36,881
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everything would be fine if the establishment hadn't stolen the election.
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12-02-2020, 09:58 PM | #2981 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
Location: N3t4Euh Haus
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Thanks Obama
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12-12-2020, 01:47 PM | #2982 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
Location: Donald Trump of Netphoria
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I just tried peeling an orange with my thumbnail. The rind was too strong and it wounded my thumb under the nail.
I am in pain. |
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12-12-2020, 01:48 PM | #2983 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
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Also, I love empenadas.
Empenadas: es delicioso! |
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12-12-2020, 02:08 PM | #2984 |
Minion of Satan
Location: An oasis of horror in a desert of boredom
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12-12-2020, 05:11 PM | #2985 |
Minion of Satan
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What varieties of emp' are you laying into, Tookler?
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12-12-2020, 05:25 PM | #2986 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
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I had a profound conversation with this older senor at the top of the hill.
ME: Buenas tardes. SENOR: Buenas tardes. Como estas? ME: Si. Gracias. SENOR: OK. |
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12-12-2020, 05:26 PM | #2987 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
Location: Donald Trump of Netphoria
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estupido gringo!!
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12-12-2020, 05:26 PM | #2988 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
Location: František! How's the foot of your turtle?
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lol
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12-12-2020, 05:52 PM | #2989 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
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I don't know. I just bumped into these dudes in a park. They were smoking a joint that looked like it had three or four grams in it. They just gave me half a gram and refused to accept payment.
It looks like street regs. Maybe 10%? Dry little buds, some sticks, no seeds. I have no tolerance whatsoever so I got high for three hours last night off two hits. The first 20 minutes of Wolfwalkers was a VERY emotional experience, lololol. |
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12-12-2020, 05:58 PM | #2990 |
real estate cowboy
Location: if Monsanto and Purdue Pharma had a baby
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wolfwalkers is playing at my cinema actually, or it was. should give it a look then
where are you now, white boi? |
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12-12-2020, 06:24 PM | #2991 |
Minion of Satan
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I am confused by this.
1.) Are you in Spain? 2.) Do they now refer to cannabis as empanadas there? |
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12-13-2020, 08:40 AM | #2992 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
Location: František! How's the foot of your turtle?
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he's in medellin, columbia.
and maybe there was some confusion between the fairly similar emp' and 'emp? |
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12-13-2020, 10:50 AM | #2993 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
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Yes, I thought he meant weed. The empanadas I've had so far have been with chicken or beef I think.
I think I'm losing my mind. I lost my lounging shorts (I spend a lot of time in bed). I searched the entire 3 by 5 meters of my hotel cell and ransacked my 10 articles of clothing (excluding socks and panties ofc), but to no avail. Then last night I go high and started thinking the hotel staff stole them on purpose to fuck with me. But they are always so polite and smiley. Surely they wouldn't? But what if they googled my name ... Shit. Or maybe I threw them out with the basura? How would I miss my shorts in a plastic bag though? Maybe I am possessed? Or God gave Satan permission to mess with my mind, like if I was an evil Job? What does this mean? What is even real?!? |
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12-13-2020, 10:52 AM | #2994 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
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12-13-2020, 12:57 PM | #2995 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
Location: František! How's the foot of your turtle?
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maybe your shorts are inside one of your socks?
maybe you are wearing your shorts? maybe you are wearing them on your head? have you checked the ceiling? maybe there never were any lounging shorts and it was all a dream. |
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12-13-2020, 02:28 PM | #2996 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
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Those are all good possibilities.
Maybe they ran away? |
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12-13-2020, 02:29 PM | #2997 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
Location: Donald Trump of Netphoria
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Maybe I ate them?
WHERE ARE MY SHORTS |
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12-13-2020, 06:33 PM | #2998 |
Minion of Satan
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What's Colombia like and will you make it outside of the city at all?
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12-13-2020, 06:41 PM | #2999 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
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I don't know about the rest of the country, but Medellin is really nice. It is near the equator but 1,500 meters up in the Andes so the weather is spring like all year long (hence, La Ciudad de la Eterna Primavera). In the part where I am staying, Los Colores, there is a park on just about every block and buttloads of flowers and birds and shit. PUBLIC CONSUMPTION OF CANNABIS IS LEGAL. The ppl seem pretty chill. Nobody stares at me for centuries like they did in Turkey. And Medellin has a metro and cable cars. Walking around was difficult at first. I went for a five hour walk the second day I got here and after it was like I had been beaten all over. The UV light is also hella strong so my forehead go burned.
I think I am just going to stay here for three months. In Turkey I stayed in four different cities so this time I will just stay put. Might head out to Guatape for a couple of days (resort town so hotels are hella expensive). Guatape: |
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12-13-2020, 06:51 PM | #3000 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
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btw have you seen my shorts?
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