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Old 06-22-2022, 08:05 PM   #5941
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if a movie depends on some twist and not how it stands than fuck it

 
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Old 06-22-2022, 08:06 PM   #5942
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that's not movie-making - that's twisting a narrative

 
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Old 06-22-2022, 08:07 PM   #5943
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books do that well

movies not so much

 
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Old 06-22-2022, 08:10 PM   #5944
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i'll scream this to the heavens: if you are bothered by spoilers you're an amazingly simpleton low-iq moron!!!!!

 
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Old 06-22-2022, 08:12 PM   #5945
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this is you: "oh no i knew iron-man was going to make a cameo 4 hours and 10 minutes in. MOVIE RUINED"

or even: "hey the lead guy killed his wife"

HOW ON EARTH DOES THIS PREVENT OR TAKE AWAY THE ART OF FILM?

ANSWER: IT DOESN'T!!!!!

 
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Old 06-22-2022, 08:15 PM   #5946
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FILM SHOULD NOT BE A BUNCH OF BULLET POINTS FOR YOU TO CHECK OFF AT HOME GOING "OH YEA I SAW THAT, OH COOL I REALIZE THAT TOO"

LET IT WASH OVER YOU

LET IT BE AN EXPERIENCE

ALLOW YOURSELF TO JUST BE IN THE MOMENT

 
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Old 06-22-2022, 08:16 PM   #5947
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FUCK PLOTS

FUCK NARRATIVES

LONG LIVE CINEMA

THE CINEMA IS DEAD

 
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Old 06-22-2022, 08:38 PM   #5948
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I already said that nobody is saying that enjoyment of the movie totally depends on not knowing certain plot points, or that knowing them takes away from the art of the film. It takes away very specific joys that could be had, not the entire joy of the movie. What did you think the sprinkles represented in my ice cream analogy? Yeah, duh ice cream without sprinkles is still fucking delicious. That doesn't mean I didn't want the sprinkles. What do you have against sprinkles, anyway?

 
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Old 06-22-2022, 08:40 PM   #5949
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Hey everybody, this dummy hates sprinkles. And he hates you. We hate him.

 
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Old 06-22-2022, 08:41 PM   #5950
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Haven't you had enough grimdark yet? It's been a race to the edgy bottom for what feels like two decades now. Maybe I'm just getting old.

 
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Old 06-22-2022, 08:43 PM   #5951
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Hey everybody, this dummy hates sprinkles. And he hates you. We hate him.
am I correct in my assumption that you're hinting towards a more negative opinion in mr Sprinkles case?

 
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Old 06-22-2022, 10:15 PM   #5952
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this mf talking about sprinkles and ice cream?

kid shit

 
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Old 06-22-2022, 10:16 PM   #5953
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baby shit

goo goo ga ga shit

 
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Old 06-22-2022, 10:22 PM   #5954
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LET IT STAND THAT I HATE SPRINKLES

SLUNKEN HATES BIRD FEED

I DO NOT NEED MAMA TO FEED ME

 
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Old 06-23-2022, 11:17 AM   #5955
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I have lost the argument. Instead of saying sprinkles, I should have said adult shit.

 
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Old 06-23-2022, 11:18 AM   #5956
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Next time, I will be prepared. Next time, I will show that I am not a stupid baby.

 
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Old 06-23-2022, 12:30 PM   #5957
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If you only would have said "pluck toppings from a pizza"

Literally bulletproof

So close


 
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Old 06-23-2022, 03:16 PM   #5958
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Next time, I will be prepared. Next time, I will show that I am not a stupid baby.
Proving to a girl that you’re not a baby sounds like a fun game doesn’t it?

 
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Old 06-23-2022, 04:10 PM   #5959
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Old 06-23-2022, 05:36 PM   #5960
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i wouldn't be so angry if i didn't have to log in 50 times every 2 minutes just to post

 
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Old 06-23-2022, 05:40 PM   #5961
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I have lost the argument. Instead of saying sprinkles, I should have said adult shit.
thank you for being kind. this log-in shit is really pissing me off.

just switched to another browser and now my identity and credit card info will be stolen because of this godforsaken website.

 
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Old 06-23-2022, 05:42 PM   #5962
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but yet i MUST post

 
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Old 06-23-2022, 05:43 PM   #5963
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I MUST spread truth and beauty and honesty

 
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Old 06-23-2022, 05:56 PM   #5964
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You made a thread about not being able to stay logged in back in March and you're still dealing with this? No wonder you're acting out so much lately

Don't know if it'll make any difference for anyone else, but I was having this problem for a few weeks, and finally I clicked the "Remember Me" box when logging in, and I've been fine since

 
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Old 06-23-2022, 06:01 PM   #5965
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yea and clear your cookies

 
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Old 06-23-2022, 06:04 PM   #5966
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Old 06-23-2022, 06:19 PM   #5967
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i tried another browser - still have to re-login after every post i make

what i'm not allowed to browse incognito anymore?

i will not accept this!

also i'm not acting out i'm spreading truth and beauty

 
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Old 06-23-2022, 06:19 PM   #5968
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i had to login 3 times to post that

 
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Old 06-23-2022, 06:23 PM   #5969
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here's the dumb method now:

make a post. a very cool accurate post that cuts to the core.

copy it.

try to post. get logged out. re-log in.

sometimes the post will have posted but if it didn't i have the very important texts on my clipboard.

paste those. hit submit.

repeat (usually)

 
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Old 06-23-2022, 06:24 PM   #5970
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i'm using a completely new browser there are no cookies to clear

 
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