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Old 06-05-2017, 06:00 PM   #1
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Eat shit and die.

 
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Old 06-05-2017, 06:37 PM   #2
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Old 06-05-2017, 06:39 PM   #3
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Poots is hilarious. He often times says the things that people are thinking but are too polite to say

 
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Old 06-05-2017, 06:46 PM   #4
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Poots is hilarious. He often times says the things that people are thinking but are too polite to say
No, he just says whatever to get a reaction. He also manipulates you and encourages you when you're having a bad night because he knows it'll stir shit and that's how he gets his laughs.

You see him as an ally, but he likely doesn't give a shit about you. Ironically, you get more compassion from people here who otherwise strongly dislike you.

I mean, if there was a "fuzzy has been admitted to the hospital (or something)" thread, I doubt he'd be in there genuinely wishing you well. But I bet a lot of other folks that you stand at odds with would.

Just something to think about.

In short, fuck Poots.

 
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Old 06-05-2017, 07:00 PM   #5
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nobody in here is thinking anything that he says

 
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Old 06-05-2017, 07:10 PM   #6
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It's how I view the fuzzy / poots alliance.

 
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Old 06-05-2017, 07:12 PM   #7
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You are giving Poots way, wayyy too much credit.

 
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Old 06-05-2017, 07:16 PM   #8
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yeah he wouldn't be as cute as brain.

 
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Old 06-05-2017, 07:18 PM   #9
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His balls probably aren't even as big as bonnie's rat's.

 
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Old 06-05-2017, 07:22 PM   #10
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More like

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Old 06-05-2017, 07:22 PM   #11
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Again, giving Poots too much credit.

Both Harry and Lloyd, at their core, were decent people.

 
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Old 06-05-2017, 07:24 PM   #12
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This is more apt

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/b8HmTGmfaVE/hqdefault.jpg

But imagine that Jafar is a really bland and unoriginal troll instead of an effective villain.

 
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Old 06-05-2017, 07:24 PM   #13
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Like, IIRC, Iago eventually goes "good" after getting sick of Jafar's bullshit.

If that was in one of those DTV sequels, I apologize for even remembering that.

 
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Old 06-05-2017, 07:25 PM   #14
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Poots is hilarious. He often times says the things that people are thinking but are too polite to say
you seem to be laboring under the delusion that all sorts of horrible people are saying things everyone secretly wants to say, but it's actually just you and other deplorables

 
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Old 06-05-2017, 07:25 PM   #15
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Old 06-05-2017, 07:26 PM   #16
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But Dr. Evil is kind of endearing in his own way.

 
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Old 06-05-2017, 07:26 PM   #17
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Poots is actually more like Iago. We don't have any douchebags here intelligent enough to be Jafar

 
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Old 06-05-2017, 07:26 PM   #18
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Unless in this scenario Poots is Mini-Me, cuz I'm pretty sure Poots is hung like a little person.

 
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Old 06-05-2017, 07:27 PM   #19
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Poots is actually more like Iago. We don't have any douchebags here intelligent enough to be Jafar
But Iago goes good! And he probably annoys Aladdin and Co. but they tolerate him because they can't turn him away.

 
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Old 06-05-2017, 07:37 PM   #20
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His balls probably aren't even as big as bonnie's rat's.
I was gonna go bother Barnaby to take a pic but he's taking a snooze right now so I took pics of that and dug up this other one. Poots hates rat pics. Uh rats do have huge balls


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Edit: removed pic of barnaby's balls because I feel bad

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Old 06-05-2017, 08:58 PM   #21
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This is more apt

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/b8HmTGmfaVE/hqdefault.jpg

But imagine that Jafar is a really bland and unoriginal troll instead of an effective villain.
Man when Jasmine gets chained up and shit... goddamn.

 
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Old 06-05-2017, 09:02 PM   #22
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Poots: The Horned King

http://pre03.deviantart.net/e96a/th/...lu-d7f8v1r.png


Fuzzrod: Creeper

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Old 06-05-2017, 09:18 PM   #23
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That must be what inspired the lich

 
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Old 06-05-2017, 09:22 PM   #24
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The Black Cauldron blows but the Horned King pwns.

Ironic.

 
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Old 06-05-2017, 09:37 PM   #25
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Poots is hilarious. He often times says the things that people are thinking but are too polite to say
maybe he says things you are thinking but are too afraid to say, but that doesn't go for everyone

 
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Old 06-05-2017, 09:39 PM   #26
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Shut the fuck up, fuzzy

 
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Old 06-05-2017, 10:14 PM   #27
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I removed the pic of barnaby's balls. I doubt he'd want them online. I need to do what's right for my baby. If anyone has the pic saved please don't post it.

 
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Old 06-05-2017, 10:48 PM   #28
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He should go bake a cake

 
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Old 06-05-2017, 11:24 PM   #29
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build a cake

havent you ever watched napolean dynamite? gosh!

 
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Old 06-05-2017, 11:30 PM   #30
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I will always lol when he takes the steak to the face

 
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