has billy slept with all his bass players?

[Rumpkin]

what does everyone think?

[samuel redman]

i actually think so. the lustre must have deen existent for MADM, Reyes, and Nicole at some point, wouldnt you say?

probably had sex with ol' Darcy the night they met at that show

[reprise85]

what about tulin?

i think he probably has boned some of them

[samuel redman]

creepy

[soniclovenoize]

I honestly don't think so.

I believe the reason Corgan continually vies for female bass players is some subconscious desire for a sister, probably a combination of mommy issues and wanting to perpetuate his role as a caretaker (for his brother). I truly believes he sees D'Arcy/Melissa/Paz/Ginger/Nicole as "The Spiritual Sister" in some flakey cosmic way, if you know what I mean.

PS:
Melissa > Ginger > Paz > Nicole > D'Arcy

[samuel redman]

didnt he mention that himself and Paz had wild sex on the tour bus, which eventually annoyed everybody so much

[soniclovenoize]

Originally Posted by samuel redman

didnt he mention that himself and Paz had wild sex on the tour bus, which eventually annoyed everybody so much

No I believe it was a different band member. I really want to say that Pajo fucked Paz, and Sweeny fucked Bjorn's wife, two factors that brought upon the end of Zwan.

I was literally just thinking about this 30 minutes ago while getting chicken from the freezer, because I was listening to MSotS on the way home from the store today. Weird...

[samuel redman]

i was under the impression that she fucked everybody in the band? my mistake then

[reprise85]

so much drama

[soniclovenoize]

Originally Posted by samuel redman

i was under the impression that she fucked everybody in the band? my mistake then

Rule #1 is never fuck a band member. I think with Corgan's obsession with being a professional musician, he'd follow that to a T. But who knows.

[Trotskilicious]

i kind of think the bill is aesexual

[Trotskilicious]

i mean think about it guys are there any songs of frank and obvious sexual connotation?

out of the hundreds of songs in his catalog.

i think that says something

[soniclovenoize]

Originally Posted by Trotskilicious

i mean think about it guys are there any songs of frank and obvious sexual connotation?

out of the hundreds of songs in his catalog.

i think that says something

You mean like LedZep-esque machismo lyrics?

[Trotskilicious]

not at all

for example, NMH is obsessed with sex

[Trotskilicious]

you could perhaps say bodies has a sexual connotation and it's negative so that kind of underscores my point

also no lil billy's, no long term relationships...

[soniclovenoize]

Originally Posted by Trotskilicious

not at all

for example, NMH is obsessed with sex

You mean specific biological lyrics concerning fetuses and semen?

Yeah I don't think Corgan has written anything like that, without seeming like he's hanging on the dick of In Utero-era Cobain.

[soniclovenoize]

Originally Posted by Trotskilicious

you could perhaps say bodies has a sexual connotation and it's negative so that kind of underscores my point

also no lil billy's, no long term relationships...

But you're saying any sort of Corgan "love" song is ambiguous in it's gender assignments, right? As in Galapogos could be about Gooch or maybe even Bugg Superstar?

[Trotskilicious]

boy you can be really dense sometimes

but that second point is bang on, i didn't think of that

[Trotskilicious]

heterosexual illiterate morrissey is all i'm saying

[reprise85]

courtney love used to talk about how he was amazing in bed. but that was a while ago i guess. wasn't he a habitual cheater in the 90s?

[samuel redman]

threads affirmed that bill has never had sex

[aomb1979]

Pug and STRTJ both have lyrics that could be considered sexual

[Future Boy]

I always got the impression that he wanted to fuck Paz, but she went with Pajo and while fucking bill wouldve been ok, doing pajo was immoral.

[Ball Sack Face]

I thought Pajo had sex with Bugg Superstarr? Confirm/deny?

[TheAeroplane]

Originally Posted by soniclovenoize

No I believe it was a different band member. I really want to say that Pajo fucked Paz, and Sweeny fucked Bjorn's wife, two factors that brought upon the end of Zwan.

Dude, don't start rumors here. Pajo was actually blowing Matt while Paz was fingering Pajo's ass with Jimmy's dick working her mouth, all Billy did was jerk himself off while watching.

[BurtSampson]

the thought of Billy having sex with anyone is hilarious, especially if he spoons with them like in that picture of him curled up naked like a space fetus

[imploding b0lly]

He tried fucking D'Arcy but, lo and behold, she just wasn't good enough. So he kicked her out and had Butch and Jimmy jerk him off instead. (The real reason Jimmy went on all those benders was to cope with the shame).

True story!!!

[Shallowed]

I'm sure I read an anecdote in his confessions diaryy blog thing about fucking D'arcy in the Gish or pre-Gish era.

[Monet LSD]

Originally Posted by Pasta of Muppet

fucking D'arcy in the Preggish Area.

fixed

[Catherine Wheel]

It seems like there is a lot more evidence that James might be asexual than Billy. I don't know why that never occurred to me before.