I may be getting my own store next week

Toby · 01-07-2008, 03:21 PM

Which means drug test.

If I had known about this at the begining of last month I would not have started smoking pot again, but my dumb ass bought a fucking oz and has been cheeching ever since...I hope a week is enough time to detox hardcore.

Looks like I'll be dieting on niacin and beer for the next few days.

BumbleBeeMouth · 01-07-2008, 03:33 PM

so fucked up.

Geek USA · 01-07-2008, 03:37 PM

CONGRATULATIONS, THOUGH!

You Said · 01-07-2008, 03:39 PM

*fart*

BumbleBeeMouth · 01-07-2008, 03:40 PM

do you guys take drug tests all the time or something? Fuck that, i would be out of there so fast!

Toby · 01-07-2008, 03:48 PM

Anytime there is a promotion involved they require a drug test.

I passed my DT for walgreens within a week by exercising, drinking a 12pk a day and taking about 900mg of niacin daily.

I'm going to try that again and get this stuff from GNC that a friend reccomended.

Toby · 01-07-2008, 03:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Geek USA

CONGRATULATIONS, THOUGH!

thx, kin folk.

agenda suicide · 01-07-2008, 03:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Toby

Anytime there is a promotion involved they require a drug test.

I passed my DT for walgreens within a week by exercising, drinking a 12pk a day and taking about 900mg of niacin daily.

I'm going to try that again and get this stuff from GNC that a friend reccomended.

whatd they reccomend?
ps- good luck!

Toby · 01-07-2008, 03:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by agenda suicide

whatd they reccomend?
ps- good luck!

http://gnc.imageg.net/graphics/produ...-2331896dt.jpg

aurel · 01-07-2008, 03:52 PM

Abstinence powder.

Toby · 01-07-2008, 03:52 PM

for 50 bucks it better fucking work, but like I said I don't know when I'm taking the test so I'll buy it as a safety net I suppose.

Toby · 01-07-2008, 03:53 PM

Money Back Guarantee, eh!!

??? · 01-07-2008, 03:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Toby

I would not have started smoking pot again, but my dumb ass bought a fucking oz and has been cheeching ever since...I hope a week is enough time to detox hardcore.

Looks like I'll be dieting on niacin and beer for the next few days.

this whole passage is completely RAW

mpp · 01-07-2008, 04:05 PM

good luck man

don't be a fool and smoke again before you get your results...oftentimes, those supplements can render your urine worthless and they'll want to retest when you come back in to get the results and start the job

Toby · 01-07-2008, 04:15 PM

Yeah, I tried to smoke the rest of my bag over the weekend so I wouldn't be tempted at all, but I just couldn't do it so I hid it this morning and will not smoke again until I know for sure that I'm getting the job or not.

mxzombie · 01-07-2008, 04:37 PM

well if you hid it, what's going to stop you from just going and getting it?

Toby · 01-07-2008, 04:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mxzombie

well if you hid it, what's going to stop you from just going and getting it?

self-control.

Ol' Couch Ass · 01-07-2008, 05:09 PM

Congrats man.

mxzombie · 01-07-2008, 05:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Toby

self-control.

you're a better man than i

sickbadthing · 01-07-2008, 05:21 PM

12pk a day?

Ol' Couch Ass · 01-07-2008, 05:28 PM

I guess the theory is that the diuretic qualities of beer will help to flush out the system. One conceivable problem is that a 12-pack will add on additional fat which may make it difficult for the THC to flush out of existing fat cells.

Warsaw · 01-07-2008, 05:31 PM

It sounds like drinking lots and lots of water would be the best choice.

sickbadthing · 01-07-2008, 05:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ol' Couch Ass

I guess the theory is that the diuretic qualities of beer will help to flush out the system. One conceivable problem is that a 12-pack will add on additional fat which may make it difficult for the THC to flush out of existing fat cells.

The theory is to be drunk every day so if he fails the test, saying "fuck it" is so much easier.

Ol' Couch Ass · 01-07-2008, 05:57 PM

A solid theory but without gainful employment how will he buy more beer?

Travis Meeks · 01-07-2008, 06:07 PM

yeah nice try couch ass

Fattening Ass · 01-07-2008, 06:08 PM

good luck sir

Ol' Couch Ass · 01-07-2008, 06:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Travis Meeks

yeah nice try couch ass

Nice try at what?

pale blue eyes · 01-07-2008, 06:15 PM

Congrats and good luck with the test.

D. · 01-07-2008, 06:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Toby

Money Back Guarantee, eh!!

one would probably need that money if they got fired!

D. · 01-07-2008, 06:49 PM

in the past, when i would smoke weed irregularly, i would just drink a lot of water and pure cranberry juice.

never failed; then again i was never a heavy smoker at all.

01-07-2008, 03:21 PM	#1
Toby Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: the mtns Posts: 43,045	I may be getting my own store next week Which means drug test. If I had known about this at the begining of last month I would not have started smoking pot again, but my dumb ass bought a fucking oz and has been cheeching ever since...I hope a week is enough time to detox hardcore. Looks like I'll be dieting on niacin and beer for the next few days.

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01-07-2008, 03:40 PM	#5
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01-07-2008, 03:48 PM	#6
Toby Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: the mtns Posts: 43,045	Anytime there is a promotion involved they require a drug test. I passed my DT for walgreens within a week by exercising, drinking a 12pk a day and taking about 900mg of niacin daily. I'm going to try that again and get this stuff from GNC that a friend reccomended.

01-07-2008, 03:52 PM	#10
aurel Apocalyptic Poster Location: Maximum Homosapien crammed down your HaHa hole. Posts: 2,337	Abstinence powder.

01-07-2008, 03:53 PM	#12
Toby Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: the mtns Posts: 43,045	Money Back Guarantee, eh!!

01-07-2008, 04:05 PM	#14
mpp Minion of Satan Posts: 7,631	good luck man don't be a fool and smoke again before you get your results...oftentimes, those supplements can render your urine worthless and they'll want to retest when you come back in to get the results and start the job

01-07-2008, 04:15 PM	#15
Toby Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: the mtns Posts: 43,045	Yeah, I tried to smoke the rest of my bag over the weekend so I wouldn't be tempted at all, but I just couldn't do it so I hid it this morning and will not smoke again until I know for sure that I'm getting the job or not.

01-07-2008, 04:37 PM	#16
mxzombie Braindead Location: i like traffic lights, but only when they're green. Posts: 15,724	well if you hid it, what's going to stop you from just going and getting it?

01-07-2008, 05:09 PM	#18
Ol' Couch Ass Socialphobic Location: The Filthy South Posts: 11,300	Congrats man.

01-07-2008, 05:21 PM	#20
sickbadthing Out fart the hottie! Location: I have super gonorrhoea Posts: 24,323	12pk a day?

01-07-2008, 05:28 PM	#21
Ol' Couch Ass Socialphobic Location: The Filthy South Posts: 11,300	I guess the theory is that the diuretic qualities of beer will help to flush out the system. One conceivable problem is that a 12-pack will add on additional fat which may make it difficult for the THC to flush out of existing fat cells.

01-07-2008, 05:31 PM	#22
Warsaw Minion of Satan Posts: 5,443	It sounds like drinking lots and lots of water would be the best choice.

01-07-2008, 05:57 PM	#24
Ol' Couch Ass Socialphobic Location: The Filthy South Posts: 11,300	A solid theory but without gainful employment how will he buy more beer?

01-07-2008, 06:07 PM	#25
Travis Meeks Rambling on Posts: 20,542	yeah nice try couch ass

01-07-2008, 06:08 PM	#26
Fattening Ass Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: Planet Nintendu 64 Posts: 30,819	good luck sir

01-07-2008, 06:15 PM	#28
pale blue eyes NOPE. Location: :/ Posts: 15,108	Congrats and good luck with the test.

01-07-2008, 06:49 PM	#30
D. Consume my pants. Location: Missouri Posts: 36,099	in the past, when i would smoke weed irregularly, i would just drink a lot of water and pure cranberry juice. never failed; then again i was never a heavy smoker at all.