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Old 03-18-2024, 02:19 PM   #1
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Default The "Up the bum" Monday thread

It's Monday again. Let us know how you got on, and whether you did it "up the bum".

 
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Old 03-18-2024, 07:21 PM   #2
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mind your own business, cunt.

 
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Old 04-21-2024, 07:15 AM   #3
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Don't be coy, boy.

 
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Old 04-21-2024, 11:36 AM   #4
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Old 04-22-2024, 05:44 PM   #5
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i am doing it up the bum now

 
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Old 04-22-2024, 07:19 PM   #6
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Old 04-22-2024, 10:09 PM   #7
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'The four most over-rated things in life are champagne, lobster, anal sex, and picnics.'

- Christopher Hitchens.

 
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Old 04-23-2024, 02:44 AM   #8
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oh c'mon the Htich was just taking the piss

everyone knows that you can buy excellent champagne and perfectly acceptable anal sex

lol rofl

 
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Old 04-23-2024, 08:28 PM   #9
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back in november, mary grace had me get on all fours and she fingered my butthole

it was her idea, I swear to god

 
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Old 04-25-2024, 12:26 PM   #10
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'The four most over-rated things in life are champagne, lobster, anal sex, and picnics.'

- Christopher Hitchens.
Picnics getting a raw deal there but ok. Hitch going for his picnics without the lube?

 
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Old 04-25-2024, 02:15 PM   #11
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usually Monday is more about what's comin out of my bum if you know what I mean

 
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Old 04-25-2024, 03:51 PM   #12
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'The four most over-rated things in life are champagne, lobster, anal sex, and picnics.'

- Christopher Hitchens.
I agree with picnics (I'm a fan of tables and chairs, and not dirty wooden outdoor ones) and I have no opinion in anal sex, but champagne and lobster rule.

 
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Old 04-25-2024, 03:53 PM   #13
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God, I don't know what's stupider: eating a sandwich on a blanket on the grass or eating a sandwich on a fucking picnic table

 
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Old 04-26-2024, 03:15 AM   #14
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Wood is naturally antibiotic. That's why it's a good material for chopping boards.

 
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Old 05-02-2024, 09:52 AM   #15
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'The four most over-rated things in life are champagne, lobster, anal sex, and picnics.'

- Christopher Hitchens.
He obviously never combined all four. That's an afternoon I won't forget

 
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