|
|
Register | Netphoria's Amazon.com Link | Members List | Mark Forums Read |
|
Thread Tools | Display Modes |
11-22-2022, 09:19 PM | #4171 |
Ownz
Posts: 903
|
i'm having some sort of dermatological crisis on the backs of my hands and my asshole. burning red burning red code red so burny
|
|
11-23-2022, 01:46 AM | #4172 |
Minion of Satan
Location: andy dick NAKED
Posts: 8,168
|
is this the setup to some niche-ass porn?
|
|
11-23-2022, 02:28 AM | #4173 |
Braindead
Location: Ignore List
Posts: 17,229
|
My theme for this Thanksgiving is "summer barbecue" and I'm making baby back ribs (in homemade Jack Daniels sauce!), mac n cheese, cole slaw, cranberry sauce, and apple pie (which is the only store bought component because I hate making pie crust). I don't really like turkey or the traditional Thanksgiving sides so I'm going completely opposite. Plus I got a new pressure cooker and want to see if the ribs will really be fall-off-the-bone tender in 30 minutes. You're all invited.
|
|
11-23-2022, 01:14 PM | #4174 |
Shut the fuck up!
Location: "Okay, white power feminist" - yo soy el mejor
Posts: 23,879
|
|
|
11-23-2022, 04:38 PM | #4175 |
Ownz
Posts: 903
|
in hindsight i think i just washed my hands too frequently for this winter dry weather. as for the ass i think it was from all of your moms pegging me.
|
|
11-24-2022, 05:06 AM | #4176 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
Location: František! How's the foot of your turtle?
Posts: 32,741
|
|
|
11-24-2022, 05:30 PM | #4177 |
Braindead
Location: Ignore List
Posts: 17,229
|
I'll be posting about it on Facebook later.
Bye, thanks for stopping by! |
|
11-25-2022, 04:21 AM | #4178 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
Location: František! How's the foot of your turtle?
Posts: 32,741
|
but i am not on the face book :/
|
|
11-25-2022, 01:33 PM | #4179 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
Location: Donald Trump of Netphoria
Posts: 37,215
|
My crown broke so I have to get it fixed and stay ANOTHER MONTH IN MEXICO
AW 😀😃😄😁😆😅🤣😂 |
|
11-25-2022, 03:31 PM | #4180 |
Braindead
Location: Ignore List
Posts: 17,229
|
The pressure cooker works great, though it took an hour instead of 30 minutes. The Jack Daniels sauce came out perfect, too. Full success with the food.
Ever single member of my family, except for ilikeplanets, had a mental breakdown at some point yesterday. I saved a little of that Jack Daniels for a well deserved cocktail after they all went to sleep. Thanksgiving really brings it out of people! I did not post those parts on Facebook, though perhaps I should have. |
|
11-25-2022, 05:04 PM | #4182 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
Location: František! How's the foot of your turtle?
Posts: 32,741
|
what a funny looking combination! i think mainly the mac n cheese looks out of place to me.
and i'm kind of satisfied to learn it took one hour instead of thirty minutes. sounded too good to be true. |
|
11-25-2022, 06:30 PM | #4183 |
Braindead
Location: Ignore List
Posts: 17,229
|
It's pretty standard fare, I thought. Just not on Thanksgiving.
|
|
11-26-2022, 06:16 AM | #4184 |
Socialphobic
Location: we are champions, bathed in the heat of a thousand flame wars in the grim future of the internet there is only netphoria
Posts: 12,467
|
So apparently the racing heartbeat I’ve been getting on and off for more than 10 years is called SVT. I thought I was just having panic attacks, so I’ve been trying to fix it with box breathing and mindfulness.
I went to the emergency department the first time I had it, but it passed before I was seen by a doctor, so they told me there was nothing wrong with me and implied it was all in my head. So I figured it was, until Thursday. It kept going for 8 hours, so I went to my family doctor, and thought he would tell me to get over myself and stop worrying. But instead he had the nurse hook me up to their ECG, tried the valsalva manoeuvre, gave me a child aspirin, called an ambulance and put a line in my arm. At the hospital they gave me a drug that stopped my heart, to re-set it. It was a pretty disgusting feeling, having my heart stop beating. Then it just started up again, in a normal rhythm. If I keep having these longer episodes I might need minor heart surgery to prevent it. So yeah. Apparently I don’t get panic attacks, I just have a small electrical problem with my heart. Who knew? |
|
11-26-2022, 01:10 PM | #4185 |
Braindead
Location: Ignore List
Posts: 17,229
|
Well shit. How long do the positive effects of the drug last?
|
|
11-26-2022, 03:19 PM | #4186 |
Socialphobic
Location: we are champions, bathed in the heat of a thousand flame wars in the grim future of the internet there is only netphoria
Posts: 12,467
|
Only a few seconds. The drug actually stops your heart, but it has such a short half life that the effect is only momentary. Then your heart starts up again on its own after the drug wears off.
Or, it doesn’t start up again and then the doctors freak out and do CPR. But that hardly ever happens, apparently. They didn’t tell me about that before giving me the drug. |
|
11-26-2022, 04:07 PM | #4187 |
Braindead
Location: Ignore List
Posts: 17,229
|
Well, it didn't happen so I guess that's fine, totally fine
|
|
11-26-2022, 04:17 PM | #4188 |
Braindead
Location: Ignore List
Posts: 17,229
|
Seriously though, that sounds terrifying, obviously.
Bright side is you may not have panic attacks, though this may start them, eh? I'm bad at cheering people up when it comes to health issues, there's not much anyone can say or do. I'm glad you're okay and hope no further action is needed. |
|
11-26-2022, 07:57 PM | #4189 |
real estate cowboy
Location: if Monsanto and Purdue Pharma had a baby
Posts: 36,880
|
I'm in Berlin. Fuck you.
|
|
11-26-2022, 07:57 PM | #4190 |
real estate cowboy
Location: if Monsanto and Purdue Pharma had a baby
Posts: 36,880
|
I mean AMA.
|
|
11-26-2022, 07:59 PM | #4191 |
real estate cowboy
Location: if Monsanto and Purdue Pharma had a baby
Posts: 36,880
|
Fuck me.
|
|
11-26-2022, 08:00 PM | #4192 |
real estate cowboy
Location: if Monsanto and Purdue Pharma had a baby
Posts: 36,880
|
We Cry Together
|
|
11-26-2022, 08:11 PM | #4193 |
Braindead
Location: Ignore List
Posts: 17,229
|
|
|
11-27-2022, 05:53 AM | #4194 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
Location: František! How's the foot of your turtle?
Posts: 32,741
|
berlin, schmerlin!
|
|
11-27-2022, 05:53 AM | #4195 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
Location: František! How's the foot of your turtle?
Posts: 32,741
|
what is you doing in berlijn?
|
|
11-27-2022, 06:05 AM | #4196 |
Apocalyptic Poster
Location: hey, motherfucker hey, superstar
Posts: 3,227
|
|
|
11-27-2022, 06:16 AM | #4197 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
Location: Donald Trump of Netphoria
Posts: 37,215
|
damn slunken's on a roll
|
|
11-27-2022, 06:24 AM | #4198 | |
Braindead
Location: PROWLING THE BADLANDS
Posts: 17,399
|
Quote:
glad you're ok. I just had a quasi panic attack trying to imagine right around the seams where the heart stops. or starts. both sound equally terrible. shudders sorry you had to go through that. on the upside though, now you can finally start your new care free life as the child-eating undead? Last edited by teh b0lly!!1 : 11-27-2022 at 09:20 AM. |
|
|
11-27-2022, 06:36 AM | #4199 |
Socialphobic
Location: Away
Posts: 11,398
|
At least now we have official confirmation that vixnix does indeed have a heart.
|
|
11-28-2022, 01:59 AM | #4200 | |||
Socialphobic
Location: we are champions, bathed in the heat of a thousand flame wars in the grim future of the internet there is only netphoria
Posts: 12,467
|
Quote:
Quote:
Quote:
Yes! Good to have this official confirmation. Is it unsurprising that it doesn’t work properly? |
|||
|
Thread Tools | |
Display Modes | |
|
|
Similar Threads | ||||
Thread | Thread Starter | Forum | Replies | Last Post |
my very original ask me questions thread | dr.benway | General Chat Archive | 27 | 08-04-2009 05:26 PM |
biggest board loser (with poll) | dean_r_koontz | General Chat Archive | 198 | 05-07-2008 05:20 PM |
del | Geek USA | General Chat Archive | 9 | 03-08-2007 07:21 PM |
why do you guys love me so much? | Floppy Nono | General Chat Archive | 11 | 03-05-2007 06:36 PM |