RIP Bob Sagat... Sucking dick for coke, IN HELL

topleybird · 01-10-2022, 10:28 AM

Sad of course, but, I mean, was he ever anyone's main?

Joey Goldberg · 01-10-2022, 01:00 PM

who were you maining, Uncle J?

Joey Goldberg · 01-10-2022, 01:00 PM

smashingjj · 01-10-2022, 01:04 PM

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Originally Posted by topleybird

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Sad of course, but, I mean, was he ever anyone's main?

Not mine, so clearly he deserved to die. Was he maybe one of those comedians whose standup was actually good? Never felt the need to check it out

Also, it's heartwarming that DiscoJon makes IN HELL threads like etiquette dictates. He knows deep down that he's one of us

Joey Goldberg · 01-10-2022, 01:08 PM

his stand-up was basically the polar opposite of what everyone knew him for

worth checking out if only for the initial "shock factor" if nothing else

Joey Goldberg · 01-10-2022, 01:09 PM

then again, that could just be the 15 y.o. "shock jock" in me talking

topleybird · 01-10-2022, 01:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Joey Goldberg

who were you maining, Uncle J?

Mike Love, of course

Serious answer: I was a Blanka button-masher

Joey Goldberg · 01-10-2022, 01:12 PM

boy how about when that episode/whole "thing" actually bled into real life with Uncle Jesse legitimately joining the Beach Boys for an album & tour or whatev

some still say that might have been the BB's shining moment

Joey Goldberg · 01-10-2022, 01:14 PM

Pet Sounds? thanks, i've got

Dogfighter28 · 01-10-2022, 02:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Joey Goldberg

boy how about when that episode/whole "thing" actually bled into real life with Uncle Jesse legitimately joining the Beach Boys for an album & tour or whatev

some still say that might have been the BB's shining moment

They played in my brother‘s middle school after a tornado came through. John Stamos was with them playing bongos in the library

ilikeplanets · 01-10-2022, 03:00 PM

I like my thread title better, but this is okay I guess

ilikeplanets · 01-10-2022, 03:03 PM

He was just an outrageously terrible actor, those little kids were better. I wonder if we'll get more details, since hotel room deaths are automatically shady.

reprise85 · 01-10-2022, 04:46 PM

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Originally Posted by ilikeplanets

He was just an outrageously terrible actor, those little kids were better. I wonder if we'll get more details, since hotel room deaths are automatically shady.

He was on tour and they already said no drugs. So it seems like it was probably natural. But maybe

DiscoJon · 01-10-2022, 07:43 PM

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Originally Posted by ilikeplanets

I like my thread title better, but this is okay I guess

No one gives a shit what you think. Aren't you still in middle school? Christ, someone call your fucking parents and get you off of this abominable website.

Dogfighter28 · 01-10-2022, 10:55 PM

Went the wrong way on age there bud

ilikeplanets · 01-11-2022, 03:34 AM

More like call my grandkids and have them help me dox you, whatever that means

vixnix · 01-11-2022, 09:29 PM

Found myself intrigued by Bob Saget after watching the Aristocrats

reprise85 · 01-11-2022, 10:42 PM

hey DiscoJon can you give me a good insult, self esteem been too high lately thanks

Joey Goldberg · 01-12-2022, 11:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ilikeplanets

More like call my grandkids and have them help me dox you, whatever that means

Dox him? It says his location right there in the user profile!

topleybird · 01-12-2022, 12:07 PM

What is Gen Z up to these days? Are they still swatting? Doxxing seems very uncool at this point tbh

Maybe we could get an unflattering DiscoJon dance trending on TikTok

MyOneAndOnly · 01-14-2022, 02:53 AM

i read this as Bob Segar. Which would be a shame. But also how is he still alive?

Joey Goldberg · 01-14-2022, 11:39 AM

beause he hasn't died yet !!!

yo soy el mejor · 02-10-2022, 06:51 PM

my first celebrity crush...dead! ;_;

Dogfighter28 · 02-11-2022, 12:41 AM

Sucking dick for coke is a phonetically pleasing phrase

ilikeplanets · 02-11-2022, 02:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by yo soy el mejor

my first celebrity crush...dead! ;_;

My first celebrity crushes were Mary-Kate and Ashley...just not as Michelle Tanner/this age. They are 4 years older than me, for reference.

topleybird · 02-14-2022, 04:38 PM

It sounds like an Orange County cop hit him in the head with a baseball bat and now they're covering it up? Is that... is that what I'm supposed to glean from these weird reports? I have zero objections if that's what happened, obviously, but I'm tired of the mainstream lying media refusing to do the work for me. Does a reputable YouTube conspiracy theorist have a five-hour video concisely explaining what he's like wicked sure actually happened?

ovary · 02-17-2022, 07:48 PM

i feel like dick sucking has become my brand in a way that is uncomfortable. people see me coming and think oh hey look it's ovary the cock sucker. i'm more than just what i put in my mouth. i wonder when people will finally see that.
.

ovary · 02-17-2022, 07:48 PM

01-10-2022, 09:42 AM	#1
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ovary Ownz Posts: 568	sigh

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01-10-2022, 10:28 AM	#2
topleybird Janis Jopleybird Location: Let me see the booty hop. And now make the booty stop. Now drop, and do the booty wop. Posts: 5,281	Sad of course, but, I mean, was he ever anyone's main?

01-10-2022, 01:00 PM	#3
Joey Goldberg Minion of Satan Location: in the line for drinks (or is it just tickets to buy the drinks?) Posts: 5,094	who were you maining, Uncle J?

01-10-2022, 01:08 PM	#6
Joey Goldberg Minion of Satan Location: in the line for drinks (or is it just tickets to buy the drinks?) Posts: 5,094	his stand-up was basically the polar opposite of what everyone knew him for worth checking out if only for the initial "shock factor" if nothing else

01-10-2022, 01:09 PM	#7
Joey Goldberg Minion of Satan Location: in the line for drinks (or is it just tickets to buy the drinks?) Posts: 5,094	then again, that could just be the 15 y.o. "shock jock" in me talking

01-10-2022, 01:12 PM	#9
Joey Goldberg Minion of Satan Location: in the line for drinks (or is it just tickets to buy the drinks?) Posts: 5,094	boy how about when that episode/whole "thing" actually bled into real life with Uncle Jesse legitimately joining the Beach Boys for an album & tour or whatev some still say that might have been the BB's shining moment

01-10-2022, 01:14 PM	#10
Joey Goldberg Minion of Satan Location: in the line for drinks (or is it just tickets to buy the drinks?) Posts: 5,094	Pet Sounds? thanks, i've got

01-10-2022, 03:00 PM	#12
ilikeplanets Socialphobic Location: Ignore List Posts: 14,542	I like my thread title better, but this is okay I guess

01-10-2022, 03:03 PM	#13
ilikeplanets Socialphobic Location: Ignore List Posts: 14,542	He was just an outrageously terrible actor, those little kids were better. I wonder if we'll get more details, since hotel room deaths are automatically shady.

01-10-2022, 10:55 PM	#16
Dogfighter28 ILL KILL UR DOG Location: Atlanta, GA Posts: 11,461	Went the wrong way on age there bud

01-11-2022, 03:34 AM	#17
ilikeplanets Socialphobic Location: Ignore List Posts: 14,542	More like call my grandkids and have them help me dox you, whatever that means

01-11-2022, 09:29 PM	#18
vixnix Socialphobic Location: we are champions, bathed in the heat of a thousand flame wars in the grim future of the internet there is only netphoria Posts: 12,150	Found myself intrigued by Bob Saget after watching the Aristocrats

01-11-2022, 10:42 PM	#19
reprise85 BOTTLEG ILLEGAL Location: I'm faced with so many changes that I just might change my face Posts: 32,509	hey DiscoJon can you give me a good insult, self esteem been too high lately thanks

01-12-2022, 12:07 PM	#21
topleybird Janis Jopleybird Location: Let me see the booty hop. And now make the booty stop. Now drop, and do the booty wop. Posts: 5,281	What is Gen Z up to these days? Are they still swatting? Doxxing seems very uncool at this point tbh Maybe we could get an unflattering DiscoJon dance trending on TikTok

01-14-2022, 02:53 AM	#22
MyOneAndOnly Shut the fuck up! Location: "Okay, white power feminist" - yo soy el mejor Posts: 22,767	i read this as Bob Segar. Which would be a shame. But also how is he still alive?

01-14-2022, 11:39 AM	#23
Joey Goldberg Minion of Satan Location: in the line for drinks (or is it just tickets to buy the drinks?) Posts: 5,094	beause he hasn't died yet !!!

02-10-2022, 06:51 PM	#24
yo soy el mejor Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: all over the Internet Posts: 43,911	my first celebrity crush...dead! ;_;

02-11-2022, 12:41 AM	#25
Dogfighter28 ILL KILL UR DOG Location: Atlanta, GA Posts: 11,461	Sucking dick for coke is a phonetically pleasing phrase

02-14-2022, 04:38 PM	#27
topleybird Janis Jopleybird Location: Let me see the booty hop. And now make the booty stop. Now drop, and do the booty wop. Posts: 5,281	It sounds like an Orange County cop hit him in the head with a baseball bat and now they're covering it up? Is that... is that what I'm supposed to glean from these weird reports? I have zero objections if that's what happened, obviously, but I'm tired of the mainstream lying media refusing to do the work for me. Does a reputable YouTube conspiracy theorist have a five-hour video concisely explaining what he's like wicked sure actually happened?