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Old 10-19-2021, 10:12 PM   #31
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this guy was a little boy once.
then he turned 14 and started swearing and well


 
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Old 12-17-2021, 06:16 PM   #32
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So. My young child is utterly obsessed with screaming loudly about anatomy, as many young children are. She is also more efficient at singing holiday songs this year, and can actually carry the tune and remember the words.

This year, she has found a way to combine her passions, and treated my entire family to the world's only rendition of HANNUKAH OH HANUKKAH COME LIGHT THE VAGINA. Every night of the 8 nights. I still haven't recovered.

 
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Old 12-17-2021, 09:01 PM   #33
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i would be so proud

 
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Old 12-20-2021, 11:20 AM   #34
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If that were my kid I'd frogmarch her to the door and tell her to go break a branch off the tree in the front yard and bring it to me, I swear to God

 
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Old 12-20-2021, 11:30 AM   #35
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So. My young child is utterly obsessed with screaming loudly about anatomy, as many young children are. She is also more efficient at singing holiday songs this year, and can actually carry the tune and remember the words.

This year, she has found a way to combine her passions, and treated my entire family to the world's only rendition of HANNUKAH OH HANUKKAH COME LIGHT THE VAGINA. Every night of the 8 nights. I still haven't recovered.
real-life loled to this one

 
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Old 12-20-2021, 11:42 AM   #36
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anyway, in response to the original premise of this thread: good.

 
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Old 12-20-2021, 11:55 AM   #37
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here's wonderwall

 
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Old 03-20-2022, 08:39 PM   #38
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4 year old just called the treadmill the "fuckmill." She's starting kindergarten in the fall. Yikes.


And yes, I laughed at that. A lot. How could you not?

 
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Old 03-28-2022, 09:26 AM   #39
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i feel like the world would be better off if everyone in this thread had gotten a hysterectomy at like 11 years old

 
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Old 03-28-2022, 12:26 PM   #40
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dude tried to come back saying hello and no one cared and now he's trying to a bad boy lol

 
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Old 03-28-2022, 12:43 PM   #41
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dude should get Will Smith'd for a generalization like that

 
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Old 04-17-2022, 01:43 AM   #42
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4 year old just called the treadmill the "fuckmill." She's starting kindergarten in the fall. Yikes.


And yes, I laughed at that. A lot. How could you not?
Lol nice

Has she been appending F words or was this outta the blue

Guess when im bored of exercise i probably have muttered something about the assbells, optimum fartrate, kegel taints, probably a few fuckmills in there

 
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Old 04-17-2022, 03:16 AM   #43
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Old 04-17-2022, 03:30 AM   #44
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She's just performative, so whenever I drop an F bomb (not as often as this thread indicates), she incorporates it into whatever is around. I will admit that she uses the full spectrum of swear words in their grammatically correct way, but I've changed so much about myself to be a good parent that I forgive myself for my impassioned bad language. Fuckmill brought a very specific mental image into my head, so I thought it was pretty funny.

 
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Old 04-17-2022, 03:32 AM   #45
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Anyway, how are you feeling? Is your back any better?

 
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Old 04-17-2022, 08:53 PM   #46
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it’s alright

 
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Old 04-18-2022, 12:56 AM   #47
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hey i'm illiterate and can't be arsed to go back and read context

just wanna say i laugh every time i see this thread bumped. what a perfect title. it's like a king of the hill quote

 
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Old 04-18-2022, 10:44 AM   #48
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Anyway, how are you feeling? Is your back any better?
Fuckin hurts

Got severely depressed on bed rest then cycled hypomanic during the full moon and said some shit that got me kicked out of the house

Thank goodness i had some funds for a hotel for a few days since i don’t have anywhere else to go where i am living now

Back at home now. Had to go off the opiates and muscle relaxers b/c i was starting to enjoy getting fucked up on them. Now using a 5:1 CBD gummy with small amt thc vs high Cbd, so not as psychoactive/fun. Don’t consider it a slip or relapse since ive been sticking to lowest effective dose for the pain, and also i actually hate the return of the hazy exhausted slack faced dumb feeling of the thc. Hopefully can get off these shits soon but it’s only thing keeping me halfway functional and contributing to my family; ibuprofen doesn’t do shit

 
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Old 04-18-2022, 12:01 PM   #49
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It's a horrible situation when you need actual pain management but have drug issues, I get it and am very sorry. I hope healing progresses quickly and you can put this behind you soon. Proud of you.

 
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Old 04-18-2022, 01:37 PM   #50
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That sucks dude. I'm sorry for your pain.

 
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Old 04-18-2022, 01:40 PM   #51
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The whole world feels like a gaping wound these days

 
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Old 04-18-2022, 03:58 PM   #52
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i've actually really been enjoying the return of spring

 
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Old 04-18-2022, 08:52 PM   #53
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this guy was a little boy once.
then he turned 14 and started swearing and well

Thank you again and again for this post

Gets me gigglin evertime

 
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Old 04-20-2022, 03:15 PM   #54
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it’s alright
glad to hear it!

still keep up with your little brother?

 
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Old 04-20-2022, 03:20 PM   #55
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glad to hear it!

still keep up with your little brother?
yes, he flew to wrestle mania in texas recently and he mailed me a “heartbreak kid” shirt because we always got a laugh out of the song “sexy boy” by shawn “heartbreak kid” michaels: https://youtu.be/-rz9koIGK_w

he’s all grown up now

 
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Old 04-20-2022, 10:03 PM   #56
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what a song

 
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Old 04-20-2022, 10:09 PM   #57
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it’s really incredible. never gets old after all these years

 
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Old 04-20-2022, 10:52 PM   #58
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i am now cranking it on my home stereo system. righteous!!

 
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Old 04-21-2022, 05:06 PM   #59
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i bet tomtom would like that song

 
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Old 04-21-2022, 07:00 PM   #60
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it’s really incredible. never gets old after all these years
i've been playing it every once in a while while working. A+

 
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