The archives are coming tomorrow

[Ram27]

this is impressively, amazingly shoddy

[GreenDogGlynis]

Originally Posted by Ram27

i love this band so much

Yeah, someone should tell Billy that the loyalty is to the band, not him individually

[reprise85]

hahahahaha

[reprise85]

haaaaaaaaaaaaa

[Forgotten Child]

Originally Posted by Greatvegetable

Beautiful flyer. Narcissist much?

He should've used James pic instead, right?

[New Art Rioter]

Originally Posted by Greatvegetable

Or just not called a flyer that had very little artistic content besides his face beautiful.

Ha, yeah this got me alongside the grousing about the loyal fans not showing up... couldn't make it up

[jimmy drevpile]

Originally Posted by wHATcOLOR

behold: THE ARCHIVES!!!....

They have been working on this for at least 9 years... 9 years!
https://billycorgan.livejournal.com/46099.html
Special thanks to Monte and Frank for thier amazing work.

[VoxUpDoc]

At this point there’s a strong case to be made for closing this forum down.
Because nobody who is still here deserves to waste any more of their time on this man or this band.
I gave up being hyped for archive releases a long time ago.

On the other hand, Netphoria’s existence probably pisses off Wilbram PC. And there’s entertainment value in watching this clown show.

[Gooch]

Update: two full days, 48 hours so far, of the archive floodgates being opened. I’ve spent the latter part of my day perusing the guitar center bill. It’s fascinating stuff, more than I can handle. Who wrote up the receipt? Was sales tax involved? What’s the back story of how billy got to the store, ie: who drove? Name another band that has allowed access to these behind the scenes treasures. A poster from Japan? Wow. Amazing to see, especially for the fans in Japan who can read it. Apparently no one went to the show. Probably out of spite, not because of the music. I’d kill to see what else we’ve in store. Perhaps A receipt from Arby’s when the band stopped for lunch on the SD tour, when billy ordered - and finished- a mega roast beef and cheddar curly fry combo #7. Fascinating. Or one of DArcys old Kotex boxes from the MCIS tour. Billy said she’d feel fresher with tampons, but DArcy being DArcy, being the most discerning member of the band, went with maxi pads - was it to slight billy, or to blaze her own trail, only she knows. A well placed Maxi pad will burn the lies off your soul, Billy told her.

Nevertheless, she persisted.

[Ram27]

ngl the arby's receipt would be more interesting than the new record

like 'what did the band like to eat on tour', a day in the life on the spring 94 SD tour type shit

before the buffalo show we got some great pizza blah blah

[Forgotten Child]

[enthusaroo]

Originally Posted by Forgotten Child

does not suffice

[smashingjj]

lol ok Donald Trump

[Joey Goldberg]

HAHAHAHAHA yes

[themadcaplaughs]

I predicted he'd be complaining by Friday. He held off until Saturday. Good for him. Having children must have really helped his self-restraint.

But one of my good friends in the archives said all the stuff Gooch listed above will be released soon along with:

-A plastic bag with the last scraps of Billy's hair
-A roll of toilet paper that fell off the roll when Billy was writing the lyrics to "Heavy Metal Machine" while taking a shit.
-Semen samples from the infamous Pajo/Paz handie.
-A vial of Mike Byrne's tears.
-Guitar and bass strings (in original plastic wrap) bought by James and D'arcy in anticipation of all the strings they'd have to go through recording their parts.

[T&T]

billy's doing this garbage while others like Dave Ghrol are facing off with children.


one of them makes me feel warm inside while the other gives me tiresome eyerolling...

[Ram27]

what the FUCK does this mean? does a single person give a fuck where it comes from? what the fuck is he talking about??

[wHATcOLOR]

he is such a butt

[Gooch]

“...Been trying to open them for years “?


What the fuck was stopping him???

Billy: “son of a bitch, Chloe, I have these amazing guitar center receipts and a poster from Japan that people will go crazy for if only I could share them. Fuck!!! My backs against the wall. It’s impossible!!! For years now!!”

Chloe:?“Can’t you just post it on Instagram? It’s just a picture, no one really cares anymore, maybe twenty years ago ...”

“Damn it Chloe you just don’t get it. The audience is too hung up on where the music comes from. Gawd, how I wish I could show people these two pictures. Things would be sooo amazing!!”

[houseofglass11]

We must show our support as all endeavors forthcoming will no doubt enrich our lives!

[Gooch]

Originally Posted by houseofglass11

We must show our support as all endeavors forthcoming will no doubt enrich our lives!

We must show our support because if even one person online is less than ecstatic, bollz might shelve the whole project out of spite.

[Oklahoma Sexual]

Originally Posted by Gooch

“...Been trying to open them for years “?


What the fuck was stopping him???

Billy: “son of a bitch, Chloe, I have these amazing guitar center receipts and a poster from Japan that people will go crazy for if only I could share them. Fuck!!! My backs against the wall. It’s impossible!!! For years now!!”

Chloe:?“Can’t you just post it on Instagram? It’s just a picture, no one really cares anymore, maybe twenty years ago ...”

“Damn it Chloe you just don’t get it. The audience is too hung up on where the music comes from. Gawd, how I wish I could show people these two pictures. Things would be sooo amazing!!”

gd that's funny

[New Art Rioter]

Originally Posted by Gooch

We must show our support because if even one person online is less than ecstatic, bollz might shelve the whole project out of spite.

Is been what, 15 years already? There's no way he's going to follow through with content that isn't a receipt unless there's a contracted reissue involved, there's been about 7 aborted test runs already

[teh b0lly!!1]

Originally Posted by Ram27

what the FUCK does this mean? does a single person give a fuck where it comes from? what the fuck is he talking about??

lol

this has that exact same nonsensical quality of his lyrics. it literally means nothing. and even if it does, it just means it's the audience's fault

[Ram27]

rereading i think he means like, the audience is now wiser than thinking 'just give me music however' -- ie we're above just wanting a big digital dump of the archives, or pirating, or whatever

ie, thank god, my fans will now spend money on a fucking vinyl pressing of shitty bedroom cassette demos of songs i wrote while tripping before recording gish

[Shadaloo]

It's literally

"People don't want anything past 1999, much as I'd like to share it, so I won't".

"Where it comes from" being "what era"

[emilem]

that is a luscious tascam machine. not gonna lie. not sure i needed a whole site to learn that billy owns one but yeah. that's probaby the best tascam tape machine ver, good score. i guess.

[FoolofaTook]

lots of negative auras here ... comes from a place of fear, of souls shadowed beneath the darkest eaves ...


wpc has a beautiful soul ... so rich, so pure ... i want to taste it's loam ...

[Ram27]

was deemed by everyone: fans, record company, media, as a failure

fucking shut up bill

i can't read a word of his writing

[FoolofaTook]

of course not ... your charkas are blocked ...


purge your emotive orifices ... let wpc flow to and thru u