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Old 01-30-2006, 11:58 PM   #1
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Default i need a new roommate. dana made up some story about her mom having a hysterectomy...

i think her mom may have cancer, but she didn't say anything like that.

my mom wants me to call my 2nd cousin up here that's 2 or more years younger than me. i've only seen her at reunions/birthdays and i dont know her well at all.

how do you call someone you've never talked to and start hanging out and then ask them to be your roommate?


 
Old 01-30-2006, 11:59 PM   #2
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my guess would be with a telephone.

a cell phone would probably also work, but then you have to worry about how much signal you have and minutes and all that jazz.

its really just a big hassle

 
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Old 01-31-2006, 12:01 AM   #3
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how do you call someone you've never talked to and start hanging out and then ask them to be your roommate?
frankly I have no idea.

 
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Old 01-31-2006, 12:01 AM   #4
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i laughed

 
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Old 01-31-2006, 12:02 AM   #5
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i can call her for you.

not now, of course, but sometime in the near future.

 
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Old 01-31-2006, 12:07 AM   #6
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yeah i know with a telephone but it's goign to be weird!@#

 
Old 01-31-2006, 12:09 AM   #7
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only if you make it weird.

just dont mention the fact that you never talk.

just ring her up and ask her to room with you

 
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Old 01-31-2006, 12:09 AM   #8
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yeah don't hang out with her first. then she'll just feel used.

 
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Old 01-31-2006, 12:15 AM   #9
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yeah i didn't know if i should try to be friends and hang out, because i know i could invite her to coffee or lunch or something like that.
i don't know if she drinks or is really religious either.

but i do need to be nice. my mom said for me to invite her over to my house and meet her and all, but that puts her in charge of when to leave, and i don't know how that will go. like there has to be a reason for her to come over or something.

 
Old 01-31-2006, 12:16 AM   #10
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the coffee idea isnt bad.

after coffee ask her to move in with you

 
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Old 01-31-2006, 12:17 AM   #11
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i told my ex's new boyfriend that i would move in with him and i gave him my number but thankfully he hasnt called.

what a stupid thing to do

 
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Old 01-31-2006, 12:21 AM   #12
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wow you have the biggest problems ever

 
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Old 01-31-2006, 12:22 AM   #13
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hey man fuck you

 
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Old 01-31-2006, 12:23 AM   #14
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do you want to explain why dana's (you think) lie matters to your rooming situation?

 
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Old 01-31-2006, 12:24 AM   #15
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if my mom had cancer i would be sad.

i would also lie to everyone i knew

 
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Old 01-31-2006, 12:44 AM   #16
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I replied to a roommate wanted ad last week, and it turned out to be a former Netphorian.

Go figure.

 
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Old 01-31-2006, 12:49 AM   #17
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how did you find this out>

 
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Old 01-31-2006, 12:53 AM   #18
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hey man fuck you
not you dude

 
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Old 01-31-2006, 01:26 AM   #19
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ha man i know

 
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Old 01-31-2006, 01:49 AM   #20
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my guess would be with a telephone.

a cell phone would probably also work, but then you have to worry about how much signal you have and minutes and all that jazz.

its really just a big hassle

 
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Old 01-31-2006, 02:58 AM   #21
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if you seriously think i'd talk about any big problems i had in my life here you're fucking stupid, nimrod. what the hell is wrong with posting a silly question on a message board with people giving responses like 'omifuk lol' and 'but did you get head'? why the hell would i post about my entire life and it's problems on this board? you guys couldn't HANDLE it!

seriously you guys need to pick a fucking argument.
where is liz with all her different perspectives in one giant wordy response when you need her?

i guess this would turn into a 5 page thread if she overdosed and died while someone attacked me for something irrelevant.

 
Old 01-31-2006, 02:58 AM   #22
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just for that i'm not telling anyone how or what i decide to do what i'm gonna do.

 
Old 01-31-2006, 03:00 AM   #23
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omg what will we do ?!
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Old 01-31-2006, 03:01 AM   #24
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just for that i'm not telling anyone how or what i decide to do what i'm gonna do.
but did you get head?

 
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Old 01-31-2006, 03:02 AM   #25
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I don't think i can go on without knowing whats next !!!!

 
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Old 01-31-2006, 03:02 AM   #26
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omg what will we do ?!
well you'll probably sit around scratching your ass wondering where that doughnut crum went as you later discover it between the folds of one of your gigantic man breast. then giggle to yourself as you eat it all while not being able to see your totally most awesome of awesome van shoes.

 
Old 01-31-2006, 03:04 AM   #27
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Damn homegurl, you know me better than i know myself !!!

SHOULDN'T I BE EATING CAKE THO? OF THE CHOCOLATE KIND?

 
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Old 01-31-2006, 03:04 AM   #28
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do you want to explain why dana's (you think) lie matters to your rooming situation?
because she's lying to me. i don't like it, and i dont lie to her.

 
Old 01-31-2006, 03:05 AM   #29
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you should probably go shoot yourself in the face. right now.

 
Old 01-31-2006, 03:07 AM   #30
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hey kristin what's your favourite kind of cake

 
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