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Old 05-28-2014, 02:40 PM   #1
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Default you ever feel like god is just trolling you sometimes

i feel like god is just trolling me sometimes

 
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Old 05-28-2014, 02:48 PM   #2
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One of his many gifts.

 
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Old 05-28-2014, 02:49 PM   #3
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at times.

whats wrong

 
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Old 05-28-2014, 02:55 PM   #4
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nothing in particular. just one of those days

 
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Old 05-28-2014, 03:48 PM   #5
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there was one day a few years ago where i had a flat tire and while i was fixing it the kid shit her diapers and my debit card had been compromised and then there was something else that happened all in the same day and i was like, "god herself is basically telling me to fuck off right now - cool!"

 
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Old 05-28-2014, 04:23 PM   #6
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Hobbes: Do you believe in God?
Calvin: Well somebody's out to get me!

 
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Old 05-28-2014, 05:02 PM   #7
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I often feel people who believe in god must be trolling






also this post is totally trolling

 
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Old 05-28-2014, 05:35 PM   #8
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why we still got monkeys

 
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Old 05-28-2014, 06:15 PM   #9
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I remember this girl in my 11th grade biology class that kind of looked like a baby gorilla shout out angrily one day in class "we ain't come from no monkeys!" and I lol'ed and it was a pretty awkward 5 second silence where the teacher just didn't know what to say. We were cool, but if we hadn't been, she probably would have beat me up.

 
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Old 05-28-2014, 06:32 PM   #10
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and that girl's name... was albert einstein

 
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Old 05-28-2014, 06:42 PM   #11
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We are here to laugh at the odds and live our lives so well that Death will tremble to take us.




 
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Old 05-29-2014, 12:41 AM   #12
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i feel like god is just trolling me sometimes
Yeah like 10 years ago when I still sort of believed in a god who gives a shit about individual or even collective human problems

 
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Old 05-29-2014, 12:42 AM   #13
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Old 05-29-2014, 01:05 AM   #14
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i troll god.

 
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Old 05-29-2014, 09:11 AM   #15
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“God writes a lot of comedy... the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny.” Garrison Keillor

 
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Old 05-29-2014, 09:19 AM   #16
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That's basically a shitty way of saying what Voltaire said.

 
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Old 05-29-2014, 09:23 AM   #17
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Or what Shakespeare wrote even earlier. It is a tale. Told by an idiot.

 
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Old 05-29-2014, 09:47 AM   #18
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god is really dan brown

 
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Old 05-29-2014, 10:52 AM   #19
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at this point all I can say is that this sacramental sweet red wine that is supposedly kosher, tastes like shellfish.

 
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Old 05-29-2014, 10:53 AM   #20
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maybe it's because I cleaned out the rabbit hutch a couple of hours ago and the stench of ammonia is still in my nose

 
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Old 05-29-2014, 10:57 AM   #21
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Or maybe the blood of Christ had a shellfish flavor

 
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Old 05-29-2014, 11:07 AM   #22
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p sure this Kinov jewish wine isn't all about transubstantiation! but you never know.

 
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Old 05-29-2014, 11:34 AM   #23
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THERE IS NO GOD BUT I AM NATURE'S TROLL OF HUMAN SOCIETY IF WE WERE STILL WILD AS WE SHOULD BE THEN I WOULD HAVE BEEN KILLED BY A TIGER A LONG TIME AGO, POSSIBLY WHEN I WAS A DOUGHY PRE-TEEN WITH BAD EYESIGHT AND A SERIOUS CASE OF BEING A CRYBABY

AT LEAST IT IS PRACTICALLY IMPOSSIBLE FOR ME TO PROCREATE

 
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Old 05-29-2014, 12:14 PM   #24
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You are the supreme gentleman. There should be beautiful blonde girls all over you.

 
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Old 05-29-2014, 12:20 PM   #25
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p sure this Kinov jewish wine isn't all about transubstantiation! but you never know.
Now listen I don't know no damn thing about dem religions. to me is all a bunch of fooey malarkey it just that some dem the malarkey's different then some other one.

 
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Old 05-29-2014, 12:23 PM   #26
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You are the supreme gentleman. There should be beautiful blonde girls all over you.
i am the omega male

 
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Old 05-29-2014, 01:15 PM   #27
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how could this girl not want to fuck me with my datsun

 
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Old 05-29-2014, 02:20 PM   #28
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In defense of the girls who wouldn't fuck him, I can't not be a dick to an ugly bitch.

 
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Old 05-29-2014, 02:27 PM   #29
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after all you want to make sure they don't get up on your nuts amirite

 
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I just want to dance.

 
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