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10-17-2021, 05:07 PM | #1 |
Apocalyptic Poster
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It must be nice to be a washed-up celebrity or athlete who just does commercials when
...the bank account gets low. These fuckers really have no shame. Car insurance, cell phone carriers, cars, credit cards, restaurants...these fucks will really do anything for an extra dollar. Matthew McFuckface doesn't feel comfortable sitting on his millions so he sells black cars on TV pretending that they are something special, when in reality they are just Fords with a bunch of unnecessary options and gizmos tacked on so old people can feel like they are somehow superior to the other drivers on the road.
Fuck you State Farm, Liberty, Farmers, and Progressive. Your commercials have really ruined any TV viewing or radio listening experience for me. Greedy fucks. Also fuck you, Shaq. You are truly at the bottom of the barrel when it comes to celebrity shills. This fucker truly has no shame and will take any $$$ thrown his way to mumble on a commercial for some shitty product. |
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10-17-2021, 07:01 PM | #2 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
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THEY GAVE ME A MUFFLER AND A MOTOR. WHO DOES THAT?!
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10-17-2021, 07:02 PM | #3 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
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our neighbor told tommy that he was considering going 'to shaq and them' lol for his insurance
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10-18-2021, 12:34 AM | #4 |
Minion of Satan
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Shaq has a house in my city so when I've got insurance concerns I just go there directly
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10-18-2021, 01:30 AM | #5 |
THIS IS AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!
Location: || MY NAME IS KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIID ROCK!!
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how come this makes you angry? i’m not sure what your objection is
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10-18-2021, 10:11 AM | #6 |
ILL KILL UR DOG
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Are we having fun yet?
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10-18-2021, 10:49 AM | #7 |
Janis Jopleybird
Location: Let me see you do the booty hop. And now make the booty stop. Now drop, and do the booty wop.
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I agree it must be nice. I'm feeling down on myself and some producer calls my agent and is like "Hey, we'd love to get topleybird to promote our CIA baby grinder. He's got just the ironic nostalgia feel and low rate we're looking for"? What a pick-me-up. Someone remembers me! I'm there, I don't even care what the craft services table is like. I'll put on a clown outfit and grind an actual baby, just treat me like you know who I am for a few hours. Ask me to sign something and I might feel so grateful I'll give you a discount on my usual fee.
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10-18-2021, 06:30 PM | #8 |
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10-18-2021, 08:45 PM | #9 |
Braindead
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Celebrity endorsements are the dumbest shit ever.
I'm profoundly flabbergasted that it actually works on people and gets them to buy stuff. |
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10-18-2021, 10:32 PM | #10 |
THIS IS AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!
Location: || MY NAME IS KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIID ROCK!!
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