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Old 10-17-2021, 05:07 PM   #1
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Thumbs down It must be nice to be a washed-up celebrity or athlete who just does commercials when

...the bank account gets low. These fuckers really have no shame. Car insurance, cell phone carriers, cars, credit cards, restaurants...these fucks will really do anything for an extra dollar. Matthew McFuckface doesn't feel comfortable sitting on his millions so he sells black cars on TV pretending that they are something special, when in reality they are just Fords with a bunch of unnecessary options and gizmos tacked on so old people can feel like they are somehow superior to the other drivers on the road.

Fuck you State Farm, Liberty, Farmers, and Progressive. Your commercials have really ruined any TV viewing or radio listening experience for me. Greedy fucks.

Also fuck you, Shaq. You are truly at the bottom of the barrel when it comes to celebrity shills. This fucker truly has no shame and will take any $$$ thrown his way to mumble on a commercial for some shitty product.

 
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Old 10-17-2021, 07:01 PM   #2
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THEY GAVE ME A MUFFLER AND A MOTOR. WHO DOES THAT?!

 
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Old 10-17-2021, 07:02 PM   #3
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our neighbor told tommy that he was considering going 'to shaq and them' lol for his insurance

 
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Old 10-18-2021, 12:34 AM   #4
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Shaq has a house in my city so when I've got insurance concerns I just go there directly

 
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Old 10-18-2021, 01:30 AM   #5
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how come this makes you angry? i’m not sure what your objection is

 
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Old 10-18-2021, 10:11 AM   #6
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Are we having fun yet?

 
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Old 10-18-2021, 10:49 AM   #7
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I agree it must be nice. I'm feeling down on myself and some producer calls my agent and is like "Hey, we'd love to get topleybird to promote our CIA baby grinder. He's got just the ironic nostalgia feel and low rate we're looking for"? What a pick-me-up. Someone remembers me! I'm there, I don't even care what the craft services table is like. I'll put on a clown outfit and grind an actual baby, just treat me like you know who I am for a few hours. Ask me to sign something and I might feel so grateful I'll give you a discount on my usual fee.

 
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Old 10-18-2021, 06:30 PM   #8
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how come this makes you angry? i’m not sure what your objection is
I'm an angry person. Careful or you may become a target of my rage as well...

 
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Old 10-18-2021, 08:45 PM   #9
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Celebrity endorsements are the dumbest shit ever.

I'm profoundly flabbergasted that it actually works on people and gets them to buy stuff.

 
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Old 10-18-2021, 10:32 PM   #10
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I'm an angry person. Careful or you may become a target of my rage as well...
roger that!

 
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