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07-09-2009, 06:54 PM | #1 |
NO FATS
Location: NO FEMS
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i would go straight for her
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07-09-2009, 07:08 PM | #2 |
Apocalyptic Poster
Location: We got it like three quarters of the way in whilst on vacation last week. Minor success. Unfortunately she is leaving for England in a couple of days.
Posts: 3,832
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oh my
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07-09-2009, 07:08 PM | #3 |
Posts: 20,282
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me too
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07-09-2009, 07:10 PM | #4 |
Minion of Satan
Location: Damn fine cup of coffee.
Posts: 5,520
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She looks really bored or in a daze or something.
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07-09-2009, 07:10 PM | #5 |
NO FATS
Location: NO FEMS
Posts: 29,003
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i would eat out her pussy just like matthew modine does on that fucking desk in the 3rd season of weeds
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07-09-2009, 07:16 PM | #6 |
Master of Karate and Friendship
Location: in your butt
Posts: 72,975
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i would eat a mile of her shit just to find her pussy
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07-09-2009, 07:20 PM | #7 |
NO FATS
Location: NO FEMS
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i would eat a mile of nimrod's shit while he ate a mile of her shit just to find her pussy
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07-09-2009, 07:21 PM | #8 |
Master of Karate and Friendship
Location: in your butt
Posts: 72,975
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i don't know if i can shit that much but i will try
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07-09-2009, 07:50 PM | #9 |
Apocalyptic Poster
Location: We got it like three quarters of the way in whilst on vacation last week. Minor success. Unfortunately she is leaving for England in a couple of days.
Posts: 3,832
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id put it in her butt and i don't even fancy that act much.
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07-09-2009, 08:15 PM | #10 |
oh for fuck's sake
Location: Austin, TX
Posts: 2,506
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I'd let her play with my dong and if she's good at that put my dong inside her. I haven't decided which hole yet.
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07-09-2009, 08:18 PM | #11 |
let's see your penis!
Location: i had a few beers, but i'm cool to drive
Posts: 31,847
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I'd read to her aloud from Shakespeare's sonnets.
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07-09-2009, 08:37 PM | #12 |
Braindead
Location: i like traffic lights, but only when they're green.
Posts: 15,724
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First I'd take her shopping to stores she'd wanna shop in, and then we'd do a little lunch, probably at the Cheese Haus, followed by some golfing. And then at night, we'd take in an opera, probably Die Fledermaus, and then I'd follow it up with a drive to a secluded beach where I'd pop on the radio and we could slow-dance till the sun came up.
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07-09-2009, 08:37 PM | #13 |
The Man of Tomorrow
Posts: 26,965
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I would advise her to show more skin next time.
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07-09-2009, 08:39 PM | #14 |
let's see your penis!
Location: i had a few beers, but i'm cool to drive
Posts: 31,847
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is she NAKED?!?
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07-09-2009, 08:40 PM | #15 |
Minion of Satan
Location: Well, if it isn't my old friend, Mr. McGreg, with a leg for an arm and an arm for a leg!
Posts: 6,411
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I'd ask her for Kevin Nealon's phone number
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07-09-2009, 08:40 PM | #16 |
let's see your penis!
Location: i had a few beers, but i'm cool to drive
Posts: 31,847
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oh nevermind she closed the book
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07-09-2009, 08:57 PM | #17 |
Netphoria's George Will
Location: Fenway Park
Posts: 37,109
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Yes, neopryn, she is naked.
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07-09-2009, 09:10 PM | #18 |
Apocalyptic Poster
Posts: 2,324
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this bitch is full of herlsef
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07-09-2009, 09:20 PM | #19 |
Apocalyptic Poster
Location: We got it like three quarters of the way in whilst on vacation last week. Minor success. Unfortunately she is leaving for England in a couple of days.
Posts: 3,832
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I wish she was full of me
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07-09-2009, 09:40 PM | #20 |
Apocalyptic Poster
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07-09-2009, 10:38 PM | #21 |
oh for fuck's sake
Location: Austin, TX
Posts: 2,506
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07-09-2009, 11:13 PM | #22 |
Apocalyptic Poster
Location: down in an alley, having had enough of it all
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i would do sex to her
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07-10-2009, 11:06 AM | #23 |
Socialphobic
Location: halifax
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she is so hot i would eat the corn out of her shit.
and then i would suck a fart out of her ass like taking a hit from a bong.
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07-10-2009, 11:21 AM | #24 |
Minion of Satan
Location: i am a reptile
Posts: 7,231
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she's hot, but I will pass on eating shit
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07-10-2009, 12:05 PM | #25 |
Minion of Satan
Location: Kiltworld
Posts: 5,943
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I'd suck her toes, then eat her cookies.
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07-10-2009, 12:50 PM | #26 |
Minion of Satan
Location: bye
Posts: 7,266
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my eighth grade science teacher used to call me Mary Louise Parker because he said I looked like her. in light of this thread that seems kinda creepy now.
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07-10-2009, 01:44 PM | #27 |
Apocalyptic Poster
Posts: 3,894
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Stop looking for compliments.
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07-10-2009, 01:45 PM | #28 |
spanish harlem mona lisa
Location: the barrio
Posts: 10,081
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total milf
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07-10-2009, 01:49 PM | #29 |
Apocalyptic Poster
Posts: 3,894
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If that bear came alive at the end, it would be so much better.
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07-10-2009, 02:15 PM | #30 |
Apocalyptic Poster
Location: yeah seriously i think we've more than established a consensus on reality, it's not that abstract.
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Weeds is a good show. I love her.
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