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Old 07-09-2009, 06:54 PM   #1
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Old 07-09-2009, 07:08 PM   #2
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oh my

 
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Old 07-09-2009, 07:08 PM   #3
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me too

 
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Old 07-09-2009, 07:10 PM   #4
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She looks really bored or in a daze or something.

 
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Old 07-09-2009, 07:10 PM   #5
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i would eat out her pussy just like matthew modine does on that fucking desk in the 3rd season of weeds

 
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Old 07-09-2009, 07:16 PM   #6
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i would eat a mile of her shit just to find her pussy

 
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Old 07-09-2009, 07:20 PM   #7
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i would eat a mile of nimrod's shit while he ate a mile of her shit just to find her pussy

 
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Old 07-09-2009, 07:21 PM   #8
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i don't know if i can shit that much but i will try

 
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Old 07-09-2009, 07:50 PM   #9
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id put it in her butt and i don't even fancy that act much.

 
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Old 07-09-2009, 08:15 PM   #10
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I'd let her play with my dong and if she's good at that put my dong inside her. I haven't decided which hole yet.

 
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Old 07-09-2009, 08:18 PM   #11
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I'd read to her aloud from Shakespeare's sonnets.

 
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Old 07-09-2009, 08:37 PM   #12
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First I'd take her shopping to stores she'd wanna shop in, and then we'd do a little lunch, probably at the Cheese Haus, followed by some golfing. And then at night, we'd take in an opera, probably Die Fledermaus, and then I'd follow it up with a drive to a secluded beach where I'd pop on the radio and we could slow-dance till the sun came up.

 
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Old 07-09-2009, 08:37 PM   #13
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I would advise her to show more skin next time.

 
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Old 07-09-2009, 08:39 PM   #14
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is she NAKED?!?

 
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Old 07-09-2009, 08:40 PM   #15
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I'd ask her for Kevin Nealon's phone number

 
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Old 07-09-2009, 08:40 PM   #16
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oh nevermind she closed the book

 
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Old 07-09-2009, 08:57 PM   #17
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Yes, neopryn, she is naked.


 
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Old 07-09-2009, 09:10 PM   #18
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this bitch is full of herlsef

 
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Old 07-09-2009, 09:20 PM   #19
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I wish she was full of me

 
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Old 07-09-2009, 09:40 PM   #20
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Old 07-09-2009, 10:38 PM   #21
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Quote:
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I wish she was full of me
Unfortunately, that's not possible. The lady's been around...

 
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Old 07-09-2009, 11:13 PM   #22
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i would do sex to her

 
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Old 07-10-2009, 11:06 AM   #23
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she is so hot i would eat the corn out of her shit.

and then i would suck a fart out of her ass like taking a hit from a bong.
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Old 07-10-2009, 11:21 AM   #24
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she's hot, but I will pass on eating shit

 
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Old 07-10-2009, 12:05 PM   #25
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I'd suck her toes, then eat her cookies.

 
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Old 07-10-2009, 12:50 PM   #26
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my eighth grade science teacher used to call me Mary Louise Parker because he said I looked like her. in light of this thread that seems kinda creepy now.

 
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Old 07-10-2009, 01:44 PM   #27
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Stop looking for compliments.

 
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Old 07-10-2009, 01:45 PM   #28
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total milf

 
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Old 07-10-2009, 01:49 PM   #29
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If that bear came alive at the end, it would be so much better.

 
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Old 07-10-2009, 02:15 PM   #30
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Weeds is a good show. I love her.

 
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