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10-19-2021, 10:12 PM | #31 |
Braindead
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this guy was a little boy once.
then he turned 14 and started swearing and well |
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12-17-2021, 06:16 PM | #32 |
Braindead
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So. My young child is utterly obsessed with screaming loudly about anatomy, as many young children are. She is also more efficient at singing holiday songs this year, and can actually carry the tune and remember the words.
This year, she has found a way to combine her passions, and treated my entire family to the world's only rendition of HANNUKAH OH HANUKKAH COME LIGHT THE VAGINA. Every night of the 8 nights. I still haven't recovered. |
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12-17-2021, 09:01 PM | #33 |
Braindead
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i would be so proud
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12-20-2021, 11:20 AM | #34 |
Janis Jopleybird
Location: Let me see you do the booty hop. And now make the booty stop. Now drop, and do the booty wop.
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If that were my kid I'd frogmarch her to the door and tell her to go break a branch off the tree in the front yard and bring it to me, I swear to God
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12-20-2021, 11:30 AM | #35 | |
BOTTLEG ILLEGAL
Location: I'm faced with so many changes that I just might change my face
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12-20-2021, 11:42 AM | #36 |
Minion of Satan
Location: andy dick NAKED
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anyway, in response to the original premise of this thread: good.
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12-20-2021, 11:55 AM | #37 |
real estate cowboy
Location: if Monsanto and Purdue Pharma had a baby
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here's wonderwall
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03-20-2022, 08:39 PM | #38 |
Braindead
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4 year old just called the treadmill the "fuckmill." She's starting kindergarten in the fall. Yikes.
And yes, I laughed at that. A lot. How could you not? |
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03-28-2022, 09:26 AM | #39 |
Master of Karate and Friendship
Location: in your butt
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i feel like the world would be better off if everyone in this thread had gotten a hysterectomy at like 11 years old
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03-28-2022, 12:26 PM | #40 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
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dude tried to come back saying hello and no one cared and now he's trying to a bad boy lol
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03-28-2022, 12:43 PM | #41 |
Minion of Satan
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dude should get Will Smith'd for a generalization like that
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04-17-2022, 01:43 AM | #42 | |
Minion of Satan
Location: An oasis of horror in a desert of boredom
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Has she been appending F words or was this outta the blue Guess when im bored of exercise i probably have muttered something about the assbells, optimum fartrate, kegel taints, probably a few fuckmills in there |
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04-17-2022, 03:16 AM | #43 |
Braindead
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Del
Last edited by ilikeplanets : 04-17-2022 at 03:22 AM. |
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04-17-2022, 03:30 AM | #44 |
Braindead
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She's just performative, so whenever I drop an F bomb (not as often as this thread indicates), she incorporates it into whatever is around. I will admit that she uses the full spectrum of swear words in their grammatically correct way, but I've changed so much about myself to be a good parent that I forgive myself for my impassioned bad language. Fuckmill brought a very specific mental image into my head, so I thought it was pretty funny.
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04-17-2022, 03:32 AM | #45 |
Braindead
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Anyway, how are you feeling? Is your back any better?
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04-17-2022, 08:53 PM | #46 |
THIS IS AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!
Location: || MY NAME IS KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIID ROCK!!
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it’s alright
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04-18-2022, 12:56 AM | #47 |
dumb
Location: $8.6 million embezzled funds
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hey i'm illiterate and can't be arsed to go back and read context
just wanna say i laugh every time i see this thread bumped. what a perfect title. it's like a king of the hill quote |
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04-18-2022, 10:44 AM | #48 |
Minion of Satan
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Fuckin hurts
Got severely depressed on bed rest then cycled hypomanic during the full moon and said some shit that got me kicked out of the house Thank goodness i had some funds for a hotel for a few days since i don’t have anywhere else to go where i am living now Back at home now. Had to go off the opiates and muscle relaxers b/c i was starting to enjoy getting fucked up on them. Now using a 5:1 CBD gummy with small amt thc vs high Cbd, so not as psychoactive/fun. Don’t consider it a slip or relapse since ive been sticking to lowest effective dose for the pain, and also i actually hate the return of the hazy exhausted slack faced dumb feeling of the thc. Hopefully can get off these shits soon but it’s only thing keeping me halfway functional and contributing to my family; ibuprofen doesn’t do shit |
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04-18-2022, 12:01 PM | #49 |
Braindead
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It's a horrible situation when you need actual pain management but have drug issues, I get it and am very sorry. I hope healing progresses quickly and you can put this behind you soon. Proud of you.
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04-18-2022, 01:37 PM | #50 |
Braindead
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That sucks dude. I'm sorry for your pain.
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04-18-2022, 01:40 PM | #51 |
Braindead
Location: PROWLING THE BADLANDS
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The whole world feels like a gaping wound these days
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04-18-2022, 03:58 PM | #52 |
Ownz
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i've actually really been enjoying the return of spring
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04-18-2022, 08:52 PM | #53 |
Minion of Satan
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04-20-2022, 03:15 PM | #54 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
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04-20-2022, 03:20 PM | #55 | |
THIS IS AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!
Location: || MY NAME IS KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIID ROCK!!
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he’s all grown up now |
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04-20-2022, 10:03 PM | #56 |
BOTTLEG ILLEGAL
Location: I'm faced with so many changes that I just might change my face
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what a song
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04-20-2022, 10:09 PM | #57 |
THIS IS AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!
Location: || MY NAME IS KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIID ROCK!!
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it’s really incredible. never gets old after all these years
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04-20-2022, 10:52 PM | #58 |
THIS IS AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!
Location: || MY NAME IS KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIID ROCK!!
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i am now cranking it on my home stereo system. righteous!!
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04-21-2022, 05:06 PM | #59 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
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i bet tomtom would like that song
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04-21-2022, 07:00 PM | #60 |
BOTTLEG ILLEGAL
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