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Old 01-01-2024, 10:37 AM   #421
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its 100 years old in great condition and it's fucking beautiful and it will be mine in 16 days

 
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Old 01-01-2024, 10:38 AM   #422
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i know i've been absent from netphoria but wasn't that inevitable once i became a mod?

 
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Old 01-01-2024, 10:50 PM   #423
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Just can't keep away from that rent-free living, eh.

 
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Old 01-01-2024, 10:54 PM   #424
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Stupidly, I glazed over at the mod-coloured text and somehow thought that was smashingjj despite already knowing you were in the housing market. I blame my current positioning within US political boundaries for the sudden inability to function sensibly.

 
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Old 01-01-2024, 10:54 PM   #425
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Yuge achievement, yuge!!

Seriously though, big congrats

 
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Old 01-02-2024, 10:51 AM   #426
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its 100 years old in great condition and it's fucking beautiful and it will be mine in 16 days
Iím proud of you for buying something old. May you enjoy it for years to come

 
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Old 01-18-2024, 12:50 PM   #427
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Having one of those days where I feel like most of my problems could be solved by winning the lottery

Everything important is so prohibitively expensive, and yet I am just participating in these things stubbornly regardless

 
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Old 01-18-2024, 01:55 PM   #428
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Having one of those days where I feel like most of my problems could be solved by winning the lottery

Everything important is so prohibitively expensive, and yet I am just participating in these things stubbornly regardless
I feel like Iíve wasted a lot of money on things to satisfy my ďdreamsĒ and whatever but I should have just put that money into making me more attractive and confident because thatís all Iíll have to show in the end.

 
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Old 01-18-2024, 01:56 PM   #429
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Why did I go to college I make $100 a day

 
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Old 01-18-2024, 03:53 PM   #430
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Yes and yes

My mother always tells me that I should get prettier and marry a rich guy, since I'm going to hate who I'm married to anyway and I might as well be well taken care of

She's effectively divorced to my dad but they're still living together due to finances, so her advice is doubly bitter. But is it wrong?

It's not workable for me, either way. I'm better off lowering my expectations but I'm pretty uncompromising.

 
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Old 01-18-2024, 03:59 PM   #431
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My mother always tells me that I should get prettier and marry a rich guy, since I'm going to hate who I'm married to anyway and I might as well be well taken care of
horrible advice. get prettier to look in the mirror and feel absolutely swagger and at the top of your game

 
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Old 01-18-2024, 09:06 PM   #432
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i've been getting more attractive as i age. i beat em off with sticks. everybody wants a piece of ovary these days. still have horrible forehead acne tho. and my wife cuts my hair so it looks like a nest of sick rats. and when i get nervous i emit a truly disgusting body odor. and my personality is terrible. that said the young women follow me around like lemmings

 
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Old 01-18-2024, 11:26 PM   #433
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i've been getting more attractive as i age. i beat em off with sticks. everybody wants a piece of ovary these days. still have horrible forehead acne tho. and my wife cuts my hair so it looks like a nest of sick rats. and when i get nervous i emit a truly disgusting body odor. and my personality is terrible. that said the young women follow me around like lemmings
Interesting post

 
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Old 01-19-2024, 01:27 AM   #434
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I always avoided photographs due to hating my face, but now I wish I had taken more photographs because I'm only getting uglier as I age.

Like, I'm in a lot better shape than I was as a young adult, but I'm starting to detect signs of aging in my face and face >>>> body.

I have two detectable fine lines already (forehead line and a smile line). I thought that shit wasn't supposed to happen until, like, my mid '30s. I barely drink and I wear sunscreen all year round. And everyone told me "black don't crack." Admittedly I get like four hours of sleep a night but still I feel cheated

 
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Old 01-19-2024, 01:47 PM   #435
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"black don't crack."
i always heard it was the opposite

 
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Old 01-19-2024, 08:21 PM   #436
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well that explains "cracker"

 
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Old 01-21-2024, 10:25 PM   #437
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I just saw my new favorite Monteism (not by Monte himself, but in his honor)

"pure torcher"

 
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Old 01-22-2024, 06:30 PM   #438
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This isn't really related to anything but I know someone who says things haven't been the same since we lost Jerry Springer.

 
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Old 01-22-2024, 07:04 PM   #439
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i agree

 
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Old 01-22-2024, 07:38 PM   #440
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It was a tough blow to be fair

 
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Old 02-01-2024, 09:29 PM   #441
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I think doors should be triangular

 
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Old 02-01-2024, 09:29 PM   #442
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discus

 
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Old 02-01-2024, 09:45 PM   #443
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why, so Corg's Bluff can bring his Klansmen buddies over more easily???

 
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Old 02-01-2024, 09:46 PM   #444
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put a little "+" next to a guy's name and he just goes mad with power...

 
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Old 02-02-2024, 10:47 AM   #445
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I think doors should be portals to other realms. Starting from... NOW

 
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Old 02-02-2024, 08:35 PM   #446
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I just attended a philosophy of linguistics talk on irony. One of the attendees was an English professor with a lisp. It took a bit of restraint not to draw any attention to this.

 
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Old 02-02-2024, 09:36 PM   #447
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i have a new house

 
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Old 02-02-2024, 10:12 PM   #448
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congratulations. Tell us of this house.

 
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Old 02-02-2024, 11:30 PM   #449
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i have a new house
Awesome! That's a huge accomplishment!

 
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Old 02-03-2024, 07:42 AM   #450
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thanks. I had absolutely nothing to complain in the place I have been living for the past 3 years, but I knew from the start it was going to be temporary - the landlord was renting it out for the time being but at some point she wanted the place back for herself to live in. in exchange for that uncertainty. I had a very nice apartment for a low price and I thought I was never going to be so lucky again.

but then a friend told me that a coworker of hers was looking for a new tenant for one of the apartments in this...no idea how to properly translate this, but maybe living group approaches it? there is very little living together, I have my own kitchen, bathroom and all that stuff, but certain decisions are made together.

it's in the centre of Amsterdam but just in a quieter street, like right behind where all the tourists go. it's small but super charming, lots of wood, national heritage site and even lower rent than I was already paying. in the face of this ridiculous housing crisis going on In the whole country and especially in Amsterdam where people have to be filthy rich to find something halfway decent or going from one temporary house to another it feels too good to be true, like I bought something valuable from some shady web site and I'll still be fucked over somehow. seriously, coworkers of mine who had to find something were forced to just stay at various friends' places because the situation is so dire. I'm really incredibly lucky.

 
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