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Old 03-05-2022, 02:22 PM   #1
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Default List R rated movies from the 80s 90s i should whatch today

Broke my spine in a car crash so i need something to do besides play switch until my eyes gush n flow n bleed

Wasn’t allowed to watch R rated movies as a young run2p so i missed a lot of horror classics for example or like dramas with adult themese and/or plenty tiddies

So help me out what’s remained watchable for a broken old man of today, help me fill in the holes of my culturals

 
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Old 03-05-2022, 04:31 PM   #2
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90s horror seems dominated by King movies and slasher throwbacks, neither of which are my thing. Candyman and Blair Witch are pretty popular. I like 2000s horror better, personally. Find them scarier.

 
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Old 03-05-2022, 09:35 PM   #3
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Pretty Woman

 
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Old 03-06-2022, 09:39 AM   #4
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boyz n the hood, duh.

(first rated r movie my mommy took me to see)

 
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Old 03-06-2022, 09:40 AM   #5
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wow. did you really break your spine in a wreck? so sorry, man.

 
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Old 03-07-2022, 07:17 PM   #6
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i was going to parody the fuck out of this thread title but then i read about the car crash and theres nothing funny about that...so....porky's, fast times at ridgemont high, trees lounge, ghost world

 
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Old 03-08-2022, 01:43 AM   #7
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Man, yeah - spinal injury sounds miserable.

One thing can fix that, and that is COMMANDO starring Arnold. I too was part of the no R rated movie club, and that thing is out of this world.

Then head into some vintage Norris and Bronson filmography... you really can't go wrong anywhere in those libraries. Love INVASION USA and THE OCTAGON from Chuck.

 
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Old 03-08-2022, 02:50 AM   #8
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i hope you're getting good drugs

 
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Old 03-08-2022, 10:41 AM   #9
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Looking through some lists of 80s stuff and picking out ones I especially liked:

Horror or horror-adjacent:
They Live
Halloween, and Halloween 2 if you like the first
Hellraiser
The Thing
The Fog
The Fly
Predator
An American Werewolf in London
Altered States

Action:
Little Trouble in Big China
Escape from New York
Die Hard
Robocop
Blade Runner

Comedy:
The Blues Brothers
Fast Times at Ridgemont High
This is Spinal Tap
Planes, Trains, and Automobiles

Drama:
Blood Simple
Blue Velvet
The Last Temptation of Christ

 
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Old 03-08-2022, 11:12 AM   #10
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assuming you really ain't seen The Classix

Trainspotting
Eyes Wide Shut
Fight Club
Cruel Intentions
Matrix

& anything Paul Thomas Anderson, Coen Bros or Tarantino did in this decade (personal favs being Hard 8, Fargo, & Pulp Fiction, respectively)

 
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Old 03-08-2022, 05:00 PM   #11
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This is Spinal Tap
What a deliciously stupid movie! I can't resist it.

 
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Old 03-09-2022, 03:54 AM   #12
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Old 03-09-2022, 07:49 PM   #13
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my list of old school horror movies people forget about. Some of these have been remade, but forget about the remakes... i put the year they were released in the list. Find the originals:

Near Dark (87)
Phantasm (79)
The Reanimator (85)
Fright Night (85)
Pumpkinhead (89)
Altered States (80)
The Hills Have Eyes (77)
I Spit On Your Grave (78)
Night of the Comet (84)
Prince of Darkness (87)
The Howling (81)
Bad Taste (87)
CHUD (84)
April Fools Day (86)
Sleepaway Camp (87)
VideoDrome (83)
The Fog (80)

 
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Old 03-10-2022, 02:17 PM   #14
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wow. did you really break your spine in a wreck? so sorry, man.
Yeah broke my transverse process and have some l4-5 disc trauma causing some right leg pain numbness, sucks, even sitting up in bed hurts like bastard, now possibly my brains, since im having some tbi symptoms so they’re gonna do another mri this time of my brian

But at least i lived, which is pretty ok i guess

 
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Old 03-10-2022, 02:26 PM   #15
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Watching robocop now, we need a run2p that doesn’t need to eat or sleep, superior firepower and the reflexes to use it

 
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Old 03-10-2022, 02:29 PM   #16
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i hope you're getting good drugs
So far norco which is kinda sucks since has Tylenol in it so i can’t take as needed have to wait like 4 hours, but also cyclobenzosprine which is working better, also gave me some medrol dospak but this is steroids which was aggravating those good ol manias so had to throw those in the trash

 
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Old 03-10-2022, 03:31 PM   #17
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Steroids are fucking terrible. I was prescribed a couple rounds last summer but threw them out, they absolutely destroyed my stomach in a matter of hours. Hope you're feeling a little better. Have you actually watched any of these movies yet?

 
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Old 03-10-2022, 07:05 PM   #18
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Yeah broke my transverse process and have some l4-5 disc trauma causing some right leg pain numbness, sucks, even sitting up in bed hurts like bastard, now possibly my brains, since im having some tbi symptoms so they’re gonna do another mri this time of my brian

But at least i lived, which is pretty ok i guess
dude I'm sorry that fucking sucks

I found my brain MRI really interesting so uh... silver lining?

 
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Old 03-10-2022, 08:02 PM   #19
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god damn it, man

fuck the entire nervous system

 
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Old 03-11-2022, 10:10 AM   #20
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Lookin' through 90s lists and here's what I particularly liked (especially especially good shit in bold since this is a big list):

Action:
Point Break
Starship Troopers
The Matrix
Blade
The Long Kiss Goodnight
The Last Boy Scout
Terminator 2

Speed
The Rock
Con Air
Face/Off
Supercop

Drama:
Eyes Wide Shut
Fargo
Unforgiven
LA Confidential
Jackie Brown

Misery
Reservoir Dogs
Saving Private Ryan
Air Force One
Shawshank Redemption
Wild Things
Titanic

Horror:
Silence of the Lambs
Seven

Comedies:
The Big Lebowski
Out of Sight

 
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Old 03-11-2022, 05:36 PM   #21
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Only the Strong starring pre-Iron Chef USA Mark Dacascos

 
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Old 03-13-2022, 01:45 PM   #22
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Damn r2p sorry about your injury dude that sounds fucked.
PM me driver's info I'm sending dark web hitmen to their homes

Anyhow,
Here are some hard stone cold classics. I love every single one of these to death and totally envy you for being able to watch them for the first time:

Goodfellas and Casino (Scorsese in general is one of my fav humans)

Terminator 1+2

Magnolia + Boogie Nights (And any other Paul Thomas Anderson is gold, he is brilliant)

Pulp Fiction + Kill Bill (Tarantino)

Commando (not really x-rated but it I guarantee you'll have a good time watching this)

FIGHT CLUB

Full Metal Jacket + The Shining (Kubrick)

Scarface

More strictly horror genre:

A Nightmare on Elm Street (1984)

Halloween + Friday the 13th

Blue Velvet is some prime fucked up David Lynch. Also Mulhulland Drive and Lost Highway

 
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damn can't believe I forgot to mention Lynch

get it together Goldberg

 
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Old 03-17-2022, 02:38 PM   #24
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if u ain't seen Blood In, Blood Out you ain't no real man, vato.

 
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Old 03-17-2022, 02:42 PM   #25
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Then there's American Me, Menace II Society, Dead Presidents....so much awesome violence (!!!) with some real lessons and truths at the core. damn.

 
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Old 03-28-2022, 09:28 AM   #26
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Primer. Then watch it again.

 
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Old 03-28-2022, 09:56 AM   #27
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It and Upstream Color are amazing, and I always hoped he'd be able to get A Topiary made because that script is fuckin' bonkers

Unfortunately the bulk of his work since UC seems to have been domestically abusing Amy Seimetz so, probably not gonna see whatever he does next if that is, in fact, something beyond bagging groceries

 
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A gem left off this thread is American Psycho

 
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