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Old 12-13-2020, 06:57 PM   #3001
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I found them in the picture

 
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Old 12-13-2020, 08:04 PM   #3002
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This isn't a laughing matter.

I gave this some more thought today and concluded that there is NO WAY the hotel staff stole my shorts? Why would they settle for $5 Walmart shorts when they could take a MONO shirt, or and ALCEST shirt, or either one of my two BORIS shirts?

In other news, there is another gringo here. He's totally unchill, immediately started complaining about there being no sign in front of the hotel (Where's the hotel sign? There should be a hotel sign!). Fucking gringos ... ugh.

 
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Old 12-13-2020, 08:32 PM   #3003
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GO BACK TO YOUR OWN COUNTRY

 
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Old 12-13-2020, 08:34 PM   #3004
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Old 12-13-2020, 09:55 PM   #3005
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took on that full-fledged rona world TOUR

 
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Old 12-13-2020, 10:18 PM   #3006
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shit anywhere's safer than the USA


like, literally.

 
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Old 12-13-2020, 10:34 PM   #3007
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Quote:
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btw have you seen my shorts?
the universe has done you a favor

 
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Old 12-13-2020, 10:45 PM   #3008
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i never wear them in public, friend. well, only in orlando. who cares what a bunch of honkies think.

 
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Old 12-13-2020, 10:50 PM   #3009
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i might know of someone

 
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Old 12-14-2020, 12:24 PM   #3010
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omfg

just got an email from my mom.


i left the shorts in orlando

 
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Old 12-14-2020, 07:25 PM   #3011
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so u got a phone but don't text huh

 
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Old 12-14-2020, 07:47 PM   #3012
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Nah, I just borrowed my mom's tablet.

 
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Old 12-14-2020, 08:06 PM   #3013
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Then how did she email you?

 
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Old 12-14-2020, 08:09 PM   #3014
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This story has more holes than the lounging shorts.

 
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Old 12-14-2020, 08:25 PM   #3015
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i knew this was a lie when he brought up Alcest

 
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Old 12-14-2020, 08:31 PM   #3016
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It's true, what can I say.

I actually brought TWO Alcest shirts, and TWO Boris shirts (plus a Boris hoodie), to along with my MONO shirt.

I left my OM shirt tho. Don't want anyone to get the wrong idea that I am a druggie or anything.

 
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Old 12-14-2020, 08:34 PM   #3017
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Speaking of drugs, that rude gringo who showed up complaining last night was a total coke-head. He had a friend over and they were yelling at the top of their voices from like 2300 to 0300. Ugh.

Fortunately I was drunk and stoned and watching Bajirao Mastani. Grimes totally ripped off the ending of the third or second song (I can't remember exactly) for the end of 4AM. Also Grimes copies a lot of the dance gestures of Deepika Padukone.

 
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Old 12-14-2020, 08:37 PM   #3018
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See? Grimes loves this shit. Total stoner lololol.

 
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Old 12-17-2020, 11:01 AM   #3019
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there are no cats in this city. i've seen two cats in a week.



 
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Old 12-18-2020, 01:16 AM   #3020
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I seen a cat every day.
Is it the same cat?
Who can say

 
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Old 12-18-2020, 09:36 AM   #3021
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I saw my third cat yesterday. It was a big dark grey.

There are buttloads of dogs tho. Some let me pet them. So that helps.

 
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Old 12-19-2020, 03:15 PM   #3022
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Fourth cat. Also saw four parrots, two pairs flying in Volador. They were huge--blue, red, and orange. Sweet.

There are a couple of mariachis a couple of blocks away from me, just rocking out on the sidewalk with amplifiers on a pickup.

 
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Old 12-19-2020, 05:15 PM   #3023
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Traveling the world and physically interacting with neighborhood animals along the way puts you in a solid position to complete the pandemic trifecta. All you need now is access to a religious gathering or two.

 
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Old 12-20-2020, 04:24 PM   #3024
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tbh i was thinking about going to xmas midnight mass


where would i toke up before tho?

 
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Old 12-20-2020, 04:25 PM   #3025
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also they have super cute pigeons here. they are like half the size of regular pigeons and have reddish brown bods.

cute!

 
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Old 12-20-2020, 10:08 PM   #3026
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Old 12-21-2020, 03:20 PM   #3027
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so, i just sharted myself again. this time i wasn't so lucky as in konya. it seeped thru my boxers (remember i forgot my shorts? this is what happens!) and right onto the bed.

i was able to clean it up more or less with water and soap so now it just looks like a big coffee stain that smells like feces.





this colombian coffee is no joke, i tell you what.

 
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Old 12-21-2020, 03:30 PM   #3028
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you are truly a fool without shame

 
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Old 12-21-2020, 03:33 PM   #3029
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Old 12-21-2020, 03:36 PM   #3030
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oh believe me i am ashamed.

 
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