okcupid makes me laugh - Page 2

Trotskilicious · 01-09-2009, 09:10 PM

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Originally Posted by wHATcOLOR

somewhere in posts 781-800 the guy and girl say the thread is a joke, after it hit fark and reddit, etc. and had hundreds of thousand of views. yeah RIGHT!!! weak attempt at damage control

781-800? holy shit i have 181 posts here it looks like

Andy / · 01-09-2009, 09:13 PM

Bob_Dolemite

Nimrod's Son · 01-09-2009, 09:33 PM

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Originally Posted by wHATcOLOR

somewhere in posts 781-800 the guy and girl say the thread is a joke, after it hit fark and reddit, etc. and had hundreds of thousand of views. yeah RIGHT!!! weak attempt at damage control

ha, no shit. that chick couldn't get laid in real life and now she blew it online too

Nimrod's Son · 01-09-2009, 09:36 PM

you know the lip thing i can't stand that i've mentioned before? that thig chicks started doing in like EVERY FUCKING PICTURE about 2 years ago? hairy truman is a prime example
http://cdn.okcimg.com/php/load_okc_i...389594763.jpeg
http://cdn.okcimg.com/php/load_okc_i...847746730.jpeg
http://cdn.okcimg.com/php/load_okc_i...838857785.jpeg

IT'S NOT SMILING. IT'S NOT KISSING. IT'S STICKING YOUR FUCKING LIPS FORWARD LIKE A FUCKING IDIOT.

Trotskilicious · 01-09-2009, 09:47 PM

she looks like a burn victim

BlissedandGone2 · 01-09-2009, 10:15 PM

next thing you know, we're having sex.

Starla · 01-10-2009, 06:35 AM

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Ok. I get what this asshole did. He treated me like complete shit because I'm not super model skinny. I don't have a full body pic, but I did tell him that I was average, which is TRUE. I am average, I have curves, I don't fit into a size skinny jeans. Is this reason to treat me the way he did? GOD it's scumbags like these which make me lose all faith in mankind!!!

if she didn't want to be treated like a whore, maybe she shouldn't have acted like one.

Starla · 01-10-2009, 07:06 AM

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Okay, so I'll give a little input on my side. I'm going to have to end up deleting this page anyway. Before we met I asked why she had no full body pics. She said it was because she takes all her pics and can't get her whole frame that way, but said she was average sized. I took that to be maybe 140, 150 at the most. Not ideally healthy, but she seemed pretty cool and I gave her props for messaging me. But when we met for our date, this girl was very VERY large and that is not something I am comfortable with. I reacted by acting a little rude because I felt deceived and it was unexpected.

something similar happened to a friend of mine. she had been talking to a guy online for a few months. she decides to pay for a plane ticket to go see him. he had been sending her pics of him but it was him younger. he was actually 48....but told her he was 30 or something like that. she gets to the air port and as he is walking up to her she barely recognizes him. she said he was really overweight, way older, seriously not what she expected and was in shock etc. whatever. lying is lying. she ended up apologizing and he turned into a total asshole on her because she didn't want to stay. she got another flight back home and left. later she finds out he's married but separated with 2 teenagers.

I seriously don't understand why people trust these dating websites. w/e

publius clodius · 01-10-2009, 07:28 AM

what exactly is funny about that first post

barden · 01-10-2009, 11:31 AM

I SRSLY WEIGH 210LBS, AND I KNOW YOU WONT BELIEVE IT, CHECK OUT MY PICS:

me in one of the costumes i made of a female zombie hunter.

Mooney · 01-10-2009, 01:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Nimrod's Son

IT'S NOT SMILING. IT'S NOT KISSING. IT'S STICKING YOUR FUCKING LIPS FORWARD LIKE A FUCKING IDIOT.

yeah, i think they get it from those fucking model reality shows.

around here, not only do girls do that in every photo, but they always take group shots of themselves doing it with the camera held well above their heads in an attempt to hide their double-chins.

agenda suicide · 01-10-2009, 05:31 PM

I hate that girls do that all the time because often when I'm making no facial expression in pictures, it will look like I'm doing the 'lip thing'. then people say OH MY GOD I HATE WHEN GIRLS DO THAT!!!!
but I don't mind doing the lip thing from time to time because I also have a wide variety of other facial expressions.

Trotskilicious · 01-10-2009, 05:35 PM

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Originally Posted by barden

me in one of the costumes i made of a female zombie hunter.

"Zombies are second behind ninjas, pirates and monkeys on the list of things nerds like and NEED TO SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT." - Yatzee.

barden · 01-10-2009, 07:39 PM

i like that the costume involves some giant dildo torch, a set of keys, a plastic gun and a baseball bat.

The rest is optional. I think it's the keys that let you know she hunts zombies.

agenda suicide · 01-10-2009, 07:43 PM

also, there is no way she weighs 210 pounds and looks that thin unless she's taller than me. and by thin I mean she should look FAT at 210 pounds.

barden · 01-10-2009, 07:56 PM

she builds muscle killing zombies.

agenda suicide · 01-10-2009, 07:58 PM

I guess so...

bardy · 01-11-2009, 02:00 AM

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Originally Posted by agenda suicide

I hate that girls do that all the time because often when I'm making no facial expression in pictures, it will look like I'm doing the 'lip thing'. then people say OH MY GOD I HATE WHEN GIRLS DO THAT!!!!
but I don't mind doing the lip thing from time to time because I also have a wide variety of other facial expressions.

then smile in pictures, dummy

agenda suicide · 01-11-2009, 05:43 AM

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Originally Posted by bardy

then smile in pictures, dummy

I do. Quite a bit actually.

publius clodius · 01-11-2009, 10:37 AM

if you smile you're simply not cool

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01-09-2009, 09:36 PM	#34
Nimrod's Son Master of Karate and Friendship Location: in your butt Posts: 72,975	you know the lip thing i can't stand that i've mentioned before? that thig chicks started doing in like EVERY FUCKING PICTURE about 2 years ago? hairy truman is a prime example http://cdn.okcimg.com/php/load_okc_i...389594763.jpeg http://cdn.okcimg.com/php/load_okc_i...847746730.jpeg http://cdn.okcimg.com/php/load_okc_i...838857785.jpeg IT'S NOT SMILING. IT'S NOT KISSING. IT'S STICKING YOUR FUCKING LIPS FORWARD LIKE A FUCKING IDIOT.

01-09-2009, 09:47 PM	#35
Trotskilicious Banned Location: I believe in the transcendental qualities of friendship. Posts: 39,439	she looks like a burn victim

01-09-2009, 10:15 PM	#36
BlissedandGone2 Minion of Satan Location: You don't play guitar hero if you are a guitar hero. Posts: 6,010	next thing you know, we're having sex.

01-10-2009, 07:28 AM	#39
publius clodius Apocalyptic Poster Location: thank you mario but our princess is in another castle Posts: 3,209	what exactly is funny about that first post

01-10-2009, 11:31 AM	#40
barden Braindead Location: The Ghetto Posts: 19,597	I SRSLY WEIGH 210LBS, AND I KNOW YOU WONT BELIEVE IT, CHECK OUT MY PICS: me in one of the costumes i made of a female zombie hunter.

01-10-2009, 05:31 PM	#42
agenda suicide cunt cookies Posts: 7,117	I hate that girls do that all the time because often when I'm making no facial expression in pictures, it will look like I'm doing the 'lip thing'. then people say OH MY GOD I HATE WHEN GIRLS DO THAT!!!! but I don't mind doing the lip thing from time to time because I also have a wide variety of other facial expressions.

01-10-2009, 07:39 PM	#44
barden Braindead Location: The Ghetto Posts: 19,597	i like that the costume involves some giant dildo torch, a set of keys, a plastic gun and a baseball bat. The rest is optional. I think it's the keys that let you know she hunts zombies.

01-10-2009, 07:43 PM	#45
agenda suicide cunt cookies Posts: 7,117	also, there is no way she weighs 210 pounds and looks that thin unless she's taller than me. and by thin I mean she should look FAT at 210 pounds.

01-10-2009, 07:56 PM	#46
barden Braindead Location: The Ghetto Posts: 19,597	she builds muscle killing zombies.

01-10-2009, 07:58 PM	#47
agenda suicide cunt cookies Posts: 7,117	I guess so...

01-09-2009, 09:13 PM	#32
Andy / Posts: 20,282	Bob_Dolemite

01-11-2009, 10:37 AM	#50
publius clodius Apocalyptic Poster Location: thank you mario but our princess is in another castle Posts: 3,209	if you smile you're simply not cool