Orville Redenbacher

ammy · 01-20-2007, 05:45 AM

anyone see the new commercial? creepy as hell. i thought it was some freak in a bad mask, but it's apparently a digital dude - and if that's the case, why didn't they actually make him actually look like Orville Redenbacher?

so wrong. dude.

TuralyonW3 · 01-20-2007, 06:00 AM

popped corn buttered delights

kristin xp · 01-20-2007, 06:07 AM

i dont' care i don't care i don't care

about 8 years of research has gone into this and i have concluded that: HE makes the BEST popcorn Ever!!!!

besides that
2. pop weaver
3. act 11 extreme butter low heat (it burns real easy)
4. the others
5. boyscout popcorn

trust me!

sickbadthing · 01-20-2007, 06:09 AM

He'll watch you while you sleep.

If you wake up and smell the hot buttery goodness, it's all over.

kristin xp · 01-20-2007, 06:40 AM

all the hot buttery goodness is gone my friend. i ate it and it was good.

AndySlash · 01-20-2007, 06:44 AM

That is freaky in a bad way. I don't like that at all.

Nimrod's Son · 01-20-2007, 09:06 AM

i would fuck the shit out of him

Toast · 01-20-2007, 09:51 AM

Why is it creepy? That doesn't look anything like him

ravenguy2000 · 01-20-2007, 11:10 AM

those activia commercials bother the fuck out of me personally

mirrar · 01-20-2007, 11:14 AM

yeah that's kind of fucking weird. i LOOOVE the new jalepeno shit though. goddamn.

Karl Connor · 01-20-2007, 11:26 AM

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Originally Posted by Nimrod's Son

i would fuck the shit out of him

j u n e · 01-20-2007, 11:33 AM

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Originally Posted by Toast

Why is it creepy?

cause orville redenbacher is dead..

its like fred astaire dancing with a vaccuum. wtf.

Izzle · 01-20-2007, 11:37 AM

or like an animatronic colonel sanders.

j u n e · 01-20-2007, 11:40 AM

beware the curse of the colonel

tcm · 01-20-2007, 04:15 PM

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Originally Posted by j u n e

its like fred astaire dancing with a vaccuum. wtf.

i believe it is incomparably worse.

Corganist · 01-20-2007, 04:42 PM

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Originally Posted by j u n e

beware the curse of the colonel

Damn, I was hoping that this was going to be an article about people being punished for creating that "hip" new animated Colonel voiced by Randy Quaid. That's something that definitely deserves Colonel Sanders's vengence.

And the Redenbacher thing totally creeps me out. CGI has come a long way, but it can't raise the dead just yet.

noir cat · 01-21-2007, 01:32 AM

Pix of Orville since I am too lazy to google him up myself, plz?

Fathoms (unadored) · 01-21-2007, 01:42 AM

I think you measure the true quality of a popcorn product by the ratio of popped kernals to non-popped kernals with it's inverse relationship to burnt peices. I think if most people were honest the best way to go about it is to just go for the middle brand. The one that isn't ridiculously expensive or welfare brand cheap, and just melt your own fricken butter as a gesture of good will. Am I wrong?

noir cat · 01-21-2007, 02:03 AM

Fuck, nm, the video didn't load in my browser the first time I clicked here. Wtf.

Voice Implodes · 01-21-2007, 05:39 AM

who would win a fight between the digitial orville redenbocker and the creepy burger king i wonder?

benjamin619 · 01-21-2007, 05:40 AM

i met him once. well, saw him across a restaurant. i was little.

The Pashing Smumpkin · 01-21-2007, 05:45 AM

Man, too bad they didnt make the crappy final fantasy film now, this old bastard looks pretty decent...!

Esty · 01-21-2007, 05:51 AM

His head is too big.

Boycott Graceland · 01-21-2007, 03:33 PM

i think that they made the commercial so weird to get publicity. when was the last time any of you thought about redenbacher brand popping corn before now?

tcm · 01-21-2007, 03:37 PM

i don't know, pretty recently.

MrPantyFAce · 01-21-2007, 06:04 PM

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Originally Posted by mirrar

. i LOOOVE the new jalepeno shit though. goddamn.

I just tried these. It was one of the those rare once in a lifetime experience that mande me completley reevaluste how i percieve popcorn.

Ol' Couch Ass · 01-21-2007, 06:05 PM

Just noticed your location Mr. Pantyface, bravo

MrPantyFAce · 01-21-2007, 06:10 PM

ive decided to use my location decription as a platform to express an political or activists messages that seem relevant.... fight the power!

redbull · 01-21-2007, 11:24 PM

WITH THE LIGHTS OUT
ITS LESS DANGEROUS

01-20-2007, 05:45 AM	#1
ammy yer mom Posts: 23,180	Orville Redenbacher anyone see the new commercial? creepy as hell. i thought it was some freak in a bad mask, but it's apparently a digital dude - and if that's the case, why didn't they actually make him actually look like Orville Redenbacher? so wrong. dude.

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01-20-2007, 06:00 AM	#2
TuralyonW3 Immortal Posts: 25,630	popped corn buttered delights

01-20-2007, 06:07 AM	#3
kristin xp Minion of Satan Location: the south its awful Posts: 7,332	i dont' care i don't care i don't care about 8 years of research has gone into this and i have concluded that: HE makes the BEST popcorn Ever!!!! besides that 2. pop weaver 3. act 11 extreme butter low heat (it burns real easy) 4. the others 5. boyscout popcorn trust me!

01-20-2007, 06:09 AM	#4
sickbadthing Out fart the hottie! Location: I have super gonorrhoea Posts: 24,323	He'll watch you while you sleep. If you wake up and smell the hot buttery goodness, it's all over.

01-20-2007, 06:40 AM	#5
kristin xp Minion of Satan Location: the south its awful Posts: 7,332	all the hot buttery goodness is gone my friend. i ate it and it was good.

01-20-2007, 06:44 AM	#6
AndySlash Posts: 20,277	That is freaky in a bad way. I don't like that at all.

01-20-2007, 09:06 AM	#7
Nimrod's Son Master of Karate and Friendship Location: in your butt Posts: 72,973	i would fuck the shit out of him

01-20-2007, 09:51 AM	#8
Toast Apocalyptic Poster Location: Woodinville, Wa. Posts: 3,226	Why is it creepy? That doesn't look anything like him

01-20-2007, 11:10 AM	#9
ravenguy2000 NO FATS Location: NO FEMS Posts: 29,003	those activia commercials bother the fuck out of me personally

01-20-2007, 11:14 AM	#10
mirrar Braindead Location: in our bedroom, after the war. Posts: 19,826	yeah that's kind of fucking weird. i LOOOVE the new jalepeno shit though. goddamn.

01-20-2007, 11:37 AM	#13
Izzle Banned Posts: 6,212	or like an animatronic colonel sanders.

01-20-2007, 11:40 AM	#14
j u n e Apocalyptic Poster Posts: 1,713	beware the curse of the colonel

01-21-2007, 01:32 AM	#17
noir cat Socialphobic Location: Hicksville, NY Posts: 11,698	Pix of Orville since I am too lazy to google him up myself, plz?

01-21-2007, 01:42 AM	#18
Fathoms (unadored) Apocalyptic Poster Location: Iceland Posts: 4,667	I think you measure the true quality of a popcorn product by the ratio of popped kernals to non-popped kernals with it's inverse relationship to burnt peices. I think if most people were honest the best way to go about it is to just go for the middle brand. The one that isn't ridiculously expensive or welfare brand cheap, and just melt your own fricken butter as a gesture of good will. Am I wrong?

01-21-2007, 02:03 AM	#19
noir cat Socialphobic Location: Hicksville, NY Posts: 11,698	Fuck, nm, the video didn't load in my browser the first time I clicked here. Wtf.

01-21-2007, 05:39 AM	#20
Voice Implodes Minion of Satan Location: upstairs Posts: 6,823	who would win a fight between the digitial orville redenbocker and the creepy burger king i wonder?

01-21-2007, 05:40 AM	#21
benjamin619 Apocalyptic Poster Location: West Coast Posts: 4,290	i met him once. well, saw him across a restaurant. i was little.

01-21-2007, 05:45 AM	#22
The Pashing Smumpkin Apocalyptic Poster Location: GET IT SASSY!!! Posts: 3,138	Man, too bad they didnt make the crappy final fantasy film now, this old bastard looks pretty decent...!

01-21-2007, 05:51 AM	#23
Esty Netphorian of the Decade Location: Waiting in line for his geranium kiss Posts: 15,474	His head is too big.

01-21-2007, 03:33 PM	#24
Boycott Graceland Socialphobic Location: leprechaun julius Posts: 10,323	i think that they made the commercial so weird to get publicity. when was the last time any of you thought about redenbacher brand popping corn before now?

01-21-2007, 03:37 PM	#25
tcm Braindead Location: Le look de Corgan Posts: 17,921	i don't know, pretty recently.

01-21-2007, 06:05 PM	#27
Ol' Couch Ass Socialphobic Location: The Filthy South Posts: 11,299	Just noticed your location Mr. Pantyface, bravo

01-21-2007, 06:10 PM	#28
MrPantyFAce Apocalyptic Poster Posts: 1,781	ive decided to use my location decription as a platform to express an political or activists messages that seem relevant.... fight the power!

01-21-2007, 11:24 PM	#29
redbull Immortal Location: like liutenant dan i'm rollin' Posts: 21,016	WITH THE LIGHTS OUT ITS LESS DANGEROUS