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Old 06-30-2022, 06:37 PM   #1
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i was out driving today and saw this massive motherfucking complete idiot

he had a white charger, all the 'i heart cops' stickers, one of those side mirror things. but he wasn't a cop. he loved the police so much he wanted people to think he was one. to look over their shoulder with fear upon seeing his car. massive, massive cunt.

it's like me setting up my drum kit like JC's. except evil. [incidentally - i don't do that. because it's important to have your own identity. this dude can't even get off cop dick long enough to pick out a different car]

 
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Old 06-30-2022, 08:58 PM   #2
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I love and support three things: our boys in blue; our troops; and the Second Amendment, which gives me the right and indeed duty to amass an arsenal in case I need to kill the first two things

 
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Old 06-30-2022, 10:41 PM   #3
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Maybe he is a cop and it
Was his civilian car

Not to exculp him for any of his sins
But it’s important to have your own identity, theories, open minded gentle interrogations of our immediate/snap thoughts and judgments

 
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Old 06-30-2022, 11:07 PM   #4
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Yanks are a weird bunch.

 
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Old 06-30-2022, 11:22 PM   #5
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I love and support three things: our boys in blue; our troops; and the Second Amendment, which gives me the right and indeed duty to amass an arsenal in case I need to kill the first two things
I do find it funny how gun nuts have never seen a case of a civilian getting shot by a cop where they didn't think the civilian deserved it. Other than maybe the Ashley Babbitt thing.

"That kid had pictures of himself posing with a gun on his Facebook profile. Clearly, he was a dangerous hoodlum and he deserved to be shot in the back by a cop 18 times." Too bad the kid wasn't white enough for his gun photos to be indicative of his patriotism and love of the Constitution.

 
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Old 06-30-2022, 11:23 PM   #6
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without patriots with guns there'll be nobody to stop the queers and abortionists


 
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Old 06-30-2022, 11:27 PM   #7
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I'm on mobile, so I can't reverse-image search to see if that Tweet is real (and I don't feel like scrolling through her Twitter), but the fact that I even have to wonder is concerning.

 
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Old 07-01-2022, 12:12 AM   #8
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it's real

 
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Old 07-01-2022, 08:01 AM   #9
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everything that woman says is concerning

 
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Old 07-01-2022, 05:45 PM   #10
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he had a white charger, all the 'i heart cops' stickers, one of those side mirror things. but he wasn't a cop.
you don't know this. maybe get out of the left lane and stop trying to be a pace car.

 
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Old 07-01-2022, 05:46 PM   #11
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"I SET THE PACE! I SET THE SPEED LIMIT!"

bro the left lane is for committing CRIME

 
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Old 07-01-2022, 05:48 PM   #12
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this cop threw trash out his window across the street from us while we were sitting on the porch. tim yelled out and called him a litterbug and i said 'you don't even live here!'. he yelled he was sorry and then proceeded to turn and drive the wrong way on a one-way street.

so yeah, fuck the fuzz, man.

 
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Old 07-01-2022, 05:51 PM   #13
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one time i noticed a cop flying down our street and about to blow a stop sign. as i got to one side of the street, i waved my arms as they approached and they actually slowed down and asked if i needed help. i said, yeah, you can slow down and they pffted me and kept on cruisin'

so yeah, fuck the fuzz, man.

 
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Old 07-01-2022, 05:54 PM   #14
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HAHA i love calling people litterbugs

 
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Old 07-01-2022, 05:56 PM   #15
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i mean i hate litter but love calling those who litter "litterbugs" its such a funny word

 
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Old 07-01-2022, 05:57 PM   #16
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it's like the one insult that's never ever been updated in the entire history of insults

 
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Old 07-01-2022, 06:00 PM   #17
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i bet there are litterbugs posting on this board

 
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Old 07-01-2022, 06:01 PM   #18
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my mom used to call me during long drives and i would troll her and tell her i'm throwing my garbage out the window and she would spazz

 
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Old 07-01-2022, 06:03 PM   #19
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pro tip: trolling your mom only funny maybe once or twice

 
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Old 07-01-2022, 06:07 PM   #20
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i would be like "mom it's just garbage who cares" and she would go "you have to respect the environment!" and then i would go "lol chill i'm just joking"

 
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Old 07-01-2022, 06:08 PM   #21
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yea i really got her ass


 
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Old 07-01-2022, 06:46 PM   #22
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now that i think about it - everytime I'm cruising around with my mom and she has a little bit of garbage or trash I tell her to just throw it out the window lol

i'm literally the perfect son

 
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Old 07-03-2022, 07:00 AM   #23
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I love and support three things: our boys in blue;
I am very happy you said that my bro cuz



JUST ANOTHER DAY OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

 
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Old 07-04-2022, 06:25 PM   #24
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this is now a pro-littering message board

 
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Old 07-04-2022, 06:30 PM   #25
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"when in doubt, throw it out"

 
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Old 07-05-2022, 03:55 AM   #26
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litterbugg superstar

 
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Old 07-05-2022, 07:56 PM   #27
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everything out the window!!!!

 
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Old 07-19-2022, 12:03 PM   #29
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