cop hate thread

[Ram27]

i was out driving today and saw this massive motherfucking complete idiot

he had a white charger, all the 'i heart cops' stickers, one of those side mirror things. but he wasn't a cop. he loved the police so much he wanted people to think he was one. to look over their shoulder with fear upon seeing his car. massive, massive cunt.

it's like me setting up my drum kit like JC's. except evil. [incidentally - i don't do that. because it's important to have your own identity. this dude can't even get off cop dick long enough to pick out a different car]

[topleybird]

I love and support three things: our boys in blue; our troops; and the Second Amendment, which gives me the right and indeed duty to amass an arsenal in case I need to kill the first two things

[run2pee]

Maybe he is a cop and it
Was his civilian car

Not to exculp him for any of his sins
But it’s important to have your own identity, theories, open minded gentle interrogations of our immediate/snap thoughts and judgments

[Fonzie]

Yanks are a weird bunch.

[Disco King]

Originally Posted by topleybird

I love and support three things: our boys in blue; our troops; and the Second Amendment, which gives me the right and indeed duty to amass an arsenal in case I need to kill the first two things

I do find it funny how gun nuts have never seen a case of a civilian getting shot by a cop where they didn't think the civilian deserved it. Other than maybe the Ashley Babbitt thing.

"That kid had pictures of himself posing with a gun on his Facebook profile. Clearly, he was a dangerous hoodlum and he deserved to be shot in the back by a cop 18 times." Too bad the kid wasn't white enough for his gun photos to be indicative of his patriotism and love of the Constitution.

[MyOneAndOnly]

without patriots with guns there'll be nobody to stop the queers and abortionists

[Disco King]

I'm on mobile, so I can't reverse-image search to see if that Tweet is real (and I don't feel like scrolling through her Twitter), but the fact that I even have to wonder is concerning.

[MyOneAndOnly]

it's real

[smashingjj]

everything that woman says is concerning

[slunken]

Originally Posted by Ram27

he had a white charger, all the 'i heart cops' stickers, one of those side mirror things. but he wasn't a cop.

you don't know this. maybe get out of the left lane and stop trying to be a pace car.

[slunken]

"I SET THE PACE! I SET THE SPEED LIMIT!"

bro the left lane is for committing CRIME

[yo soy el mejor]

this cop threw trash out his window across the street from us while we were sitting on the porch. tim yelled out and called him a litterbug and i said 'you don't even live here!'. he yelled he was sorry and then proceeded to turn and drive the wrong way on a one-way street.

so yeah, fuck the fuzz, man.

[yo soy el mejor]

one time i noticed a cop flying down our street and about to blow a stop sign. as i got to one side of the street, i waved my arms as they approached and they actually slowed down and asked if i needed help. i said, yeah, you can slow down and they pffted me and kept on cruisin'

so yeah, fuck the fuzz, man.

[slunken]

HAHA i love calling people litterbugs

[slunken]

i mean i hate litter but love calling those who litter "litterbugs" its such a funny word

[slunken]

it's like the one insult that's never ever been updated in the entire history of insults

[slunken]

i bet there are litterbugs posting on this board

[slunken]

my mom used to call me during long drives and i would troll her and tell her i'm throwing my garbage out the window and she would spazz

[slunken]

pro tip: trolling your mom only funny maybe once or twice

[slunken]

i would be like "mom it's just garbage who cares" and she would go "you have to respect the environment!" and then i would go "lol chill i'm just joking"

[slunken]

yea i really got her ass

[slunken]

now that i think about it - everytime I'm cruising around with my mom and she has a little bit of garbage or trash I tell her to just throw it out the window lol

i'm literally the perfect son

[teh b0lly!!1]

Originally Posted by topleybird

I love and support three things: our boys in blue;

I am very happy you said that my bro cuz



JUST ANOTHER DAY OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[slunken]

this is now a pro-littering message board

[slunken]

"when in doubt, throw it out"

[teh b0lly!!1]

litterbugg superstar

[slunken]

everything out the window!!!!

[Shallowed]

[topleybird]

[topleybird]