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Braindead
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![]() i was out driving today and saw this massive motherfucking corn cob field
and like, I just suddenly went completely berserk. FUCK CORN, YOU KNOW? it's so overrated as a vegetable, fruit, whatever the fuck it is. it's just so fuckin sweet and yellow and stupid and shit, and then you eat it and it comes out totally intact in your fucking shit. like if I wanted a bunch of shit stuck in my teeth I'd go eat your mom's curly asshole, capische? |
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Socialphobic
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![]() I can't deal with eating corn on the cob. Too unpleasant. I hack the corn off with a knife and I'm happy.
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Minion of Satan
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![]() i had a boss once who said, in front of an office full of ladies, "the corn industry has got this country by the BALLS"
we all looked down to check if we had balls and if so, was there corn |
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Shut the fuck up!
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![]() my brother was killed by a cob. Fuck all cobs
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dumb
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![]() cob is also an old word for spider - hence cobwebs
sounds way more creepy than spider imo for some reason |
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Just Hook it to My Veins!
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Braindead
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![]() IS THAT A CORN FIELD?
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Virgo
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![]() yea but ARE YOU [email protected]!!!!!
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