Where the hell is Monte? - Page 3

Trotskilicious · 01-28-2015, 09:42 PM

i think tootles got a job from his dad

Mo · 01-29-2015, 03:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Belteshazzar

i actually really love the arts and was the top student in most of my literature classes, love history and enjoy science, have been in tons of theatre.

Good god, Lemon

duovamp · 01-29-2015, 07:50 AM

His parents actually invented crosswalks, so you should be great full.

dreams of glass · 01-29-2015, 07:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Belteshazzar

He should buy a boat. He lives right on the shores of Lake Michigan. Plus, he could do the whole "Cap'n Billy" thing. And he already loves wearing sailor stripes.

Y'ARR MATEY

FoolofaTook · 01-29-2015, 11:42 AM

monte lives on the shores of michigan?

no way! we should meet up, go visit darcy, and smoke crack on dxm.

mos def.

Eulogy · 01-29-2015, 01:43 PM

How do you measure the top student in a literature class

Eulogy · 01-29-2015, 01:44 PM

Did you all get together and discuss your grades

Trotskilicious · 01-29-2015, 10:58 PM

Bullshit

ilikeplanets · 01-29-2015, 11:17 PM

why the fuck even bother lying about a water bottle? reminds me of a friend i had all throughout middle school and high school whose parents were divorced and she lived with her mom and stepdad, while her dad left for california. right before we graduated she admitted to me her parents never got divorced and that her stepdad was actually her real father and there was no one in california. wtf

does he really have cancer? sheesh

sppunk · 01-29-2015, 11:23 PM

He is busy counting everyone in the United States.

toase · 01-29-2015, 11:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ilikeplanets

why the fuck even bother lying about a water bottle? reminds me of a friend i had all throughout middle school and high school whose parents were divorced and she lived with her mom and stepdad, while her dad left for california. right before we graduated she admitted to me her parents never got divorced and that her stepdad was actually her real father and there was no one in california. wtf

Yeah that's pretty normal

Trotskilicious · 01-29-2015, 11:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sppunk

He is busy counting everyone in the United States.

Making a tour of joke cities

Cool As Ice Cream · 01-31-2015, 06:39 AM

ha! beat me to it, trots.

Trotskilicious · 01-31-2015, 06:43 AM

there's a lot of em

FoolofaTook · 01-31-2015, 10:02 AM

Eulogy · 01-31-2015, 10:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Belteshazzar

The teachers informed me in private discussions.

Wait was this high school

Rider · 01-31-2015, 04:10 PM

What college did you go to?

Sonic Johnny · 01-31-2015, 05:17 PM

Belte i want more details of this meeting where teachers pulled you aside and sat you down just to let you know that YOU'RE THE BEST AT LITERATURE, PAL

Trotskilicious · 01-31-2015, 05:44 PM

Im da bes
Im da bes
Im da beheheheeessss

ilikeplanets · 01-31-2015, 07:42 PM

내가 제일 잘 나가

reprise85 · 01-31-2015, 09:21 PM

i mean at the end of my last english class i stayed late to say goodbye. we had a lot of discussions in the class about controversial subjects to prime us for opinion papers that we would write in the next class period. so i stayed with one other person, he was about my age and the teacher told us we were both great writers and that we carried the class in discussions.

we did carry the class, i think mostly because we were older than most of the other people. it was pretty fun because i got to ask people to explain their stupid opinions and they could never do it. ah, 18 year olds!

so i guess it does happen is what im trying to say.

Sonic Johnny · 01-31-2015, 11:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Belteshazzar

dtrots was trying to paint me as uncultured, which i'm not, so i was illustrating otherwise. don't freak out about it.

"oh noes, belte lykes books"

"So are we gonna get screenshots of that nudity or what"

Rider · 01-31-2015, 11:43 PM

It's the first rule of netphoria. There must always be at least one active Mormon fucktard, cut of one head another one takes it's place.

toase · 01-31-2015, 11:53 PM

Most of the time I read moron instead of mormon...

ohnoitsbonnie · 01-31-2015, 11:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Belteshazzar

don't be a buffoon. it wasn't that they pulled me aside to tell me, it was in the course of meeting over other stuff that it was mentioned to me.

my point wasn't to say "i'm the best," it was just that trots was trying to paint me as uncultured, which i'm not, so i was illustrating otherwise. don't freak out about it.

"oh noes, belte lykes books"

I can't figure out how you do well at school and I can't. Sorry for throwing you under the bus, belte, but you asked what's the difference between Koreans and Japanese folks once.

Sonic Johnny · 02-01-2015, 02:52 AM

That you're a self-important git whose understanding of the world is informed only by blind and baseless arrogance?

Trotskilicious · 02-01-2015, 03:07 AM

and the book of mormon

Trotskilicious · 02-01-2015, 03:15 AM

oh my god we're going down the existential hole of you don't REALLY know the REAL me

Trotskilicious · 02-01-2015, 03:22 AM

SHUT THE FUCK UP

Sonic Johnny · 02-01-2015, 03:25 AM

I'd respond to him but I think it would just make him post more

01-31-2015, 10:02 AM	#75
FoolofaTook Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: Donald Trump of Netphoria Posts: 37,218	lol

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01-28-2015, 09:42 PM	#61
Trotskilicious Banned Location: I believe in the transcendental qualities of friendship. Posts: 39,439	i think tootles got a job from his dad

01-29-2015, 07:50 AM	#63
duovamp Brazilian Blouselord Location: heavy metal pool party Posts: 35,781	His parents actually invented crosswalks, so you should be great full.

01-29-2015, 11:42 AM	#65
FoolofaTook Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: Donald Trump of Netphoria Posts: 37,218	monte lives on the shores of michigan? no way! we should meet up, go visit darcy, and smoke crack on dxm. mos def.

01-29-2015, 01:43 PM	#66
Eulogy huh Posts: 62,456	How do you measure the top student in a literature class

01-29-2015, 01:44 PM	#67
Eulogy huh Posts: 62,456	Did you all get together and discuss your grades

01-29-2015, 10:58 PM	#68
Trotskilicious Banned Location: I believe in the transcendental qualities of friendship. Posts: 39,439	Bullshit

01-29-2015, 11:17 PM	#69
ilikeplanets Braindead Location: Ignore List Posts: 17,229	why the fuck even bother lying about a water bottle? reminds me of a friend i had all throughout middle school and high school whose parents were divorced and she lived with her mom and stepdad, while her dad left for california. right before we graduated she admitted to me her parents never got divorced and that her stepdad was actually her real father and there was no one in california. wtf does he really have cancer? sheesh

01-29-2015, 11:23 PM	#70
sppunk Netphoria's George Will Location: Fenway Park Posts: 37,109	He is busy counting everyone in the United States.

01-31-2015, 06:39 AM	#73
Cool As Ice Cream Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: František! How's the foot of your turtle? Posts: 32,743	ha! beat me to it, trots.

01-31-2015, 06:43 AM	#74
Trotskilicious Banned Location: I believe in the transcendental qualities of friendship. Posts: 39,439	there's a lot of em

01-31-2015, 04:10 PM	#77
Rider Minion of Satan Location: I was born a snake handler, and I'll die a snake handler Posts: 9,517	What college did you go to?

01-31-2015, 05:17 PM	#78
Sonic Johnny Through Silver In Buds Location: Centralia Posts: 16,502	Belte i want more details of this meeting where teachers pulled you aside and sat you down just to let you know that YOU'RE THE BEST AT LITERATURE, PAL

01-31-2015, 05:44 PM	#79
Trotskilicious Banned Location: I believe in the transcendental qualities of friendship. Posts: 39,439	Im da bes Im da bes Im da beheheheeessss

01-31-2015, 07:42 PM	#80
ilikeplanets Braindead Location: Ignore List Posts: 17,229	내가 제일 잘 나가

01-31-2015, 09:21 PM	#81
reprise85 BOTTLEG ILLEGAL Location: I'm faced with so many changes that I just might change my face Posts: 32,800	i mean at the end of my last english class i stayed late to say goodbye. we had a lot of discussions in the class about controversial subjects to prime us for opinion papers that we would write in the next class period. so i stayed with one other person, he was about my age and the teacher told us we were both great writers and that we carried the class in discussions. we did carry the class, i think mostly because we were older than most of the other people. it was pretty fun because i got to ask people to explain their stupid opinions and they could never do it. ah, 18 year olds! so i guess it does happen is what im trying to say.

01-31-2015, 11:43 PM	#83
Rider Minion of Satan Location: I was born a snake handler, and I'll die a snake handler Posts: 9,517	It's the first rule of netphoria. There must always be at least one active Mormon fucktard, cut of one head another one takes it's place.

01-31-2015, 11:53 PM	#84
toase Apocalyptic Poster Location: AA meetings Posts: 4,026	Most of the time I read moron instead of mormon...

02-01-2015, 02:52 AM	#86
Sonic Johnny Through Silver In Buds Location: Centralia Posts: 16,502	That you're a self-important git whose understanding of the world is informed only by blind and baseless arrogance?

02-01-2015, 03:07 AM	#87
Trotskilicious Banned Location: I believe in the transcendental qualities of friendship. Posts: 39,439	and the book of mormon

02-01-2015, 03:15 AM	#88
Trotskilicious Banned Location: I believe in the transcendental qualities of friendship. Posts: 39,439	oh my god we're going down the existential hole of you don't REALLY know the REAL me

02-01-2015, 03:22 AM	#89
Trotskilicious Banned Location: I believe in the transcendental qualities of friendship. Posts: 39,439	SHUT THE FUCK UP

02-01-2015, 03:25 AM	#90
Sonic Johnny Through Silver In Buds Location: Centralia Posts: 16,502	I'd respond to him but I think it would just make him post more