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Old 01-18-2019, 12:30 AM   #1
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Question What do you think of the following pastas?

spaghetti



tortellini



rigatoni



linguini



vermicelli


 
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Old 01-18-2019, 12:32 AM   #2
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Old 01-18-2019, 12:33 AM   #3
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those are all pastas

 
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Old 01-18-2019, 03:58 AM   #4
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I'd go with rigatoni.

And fuck angel hair. Throw it in water, a few minutes later it's al dente. 3.7 seconds later, 'Oh, nope. sorry asshole didn't get me out in time, now I'm baby food. Fuck you.'

 
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Old 01-18-2019, 05:14 AM   #5
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Rigatoni is easy to manage and tortellini is more of a complete meal because there’s usually a meat or cheese inside, or both, I mean how can any person argue with that.

But

Spaghetti with olive oil, salt, fresh new garlic, parsley, fresh ground pepper and parmesan well

Just forget about anything else. That shit is like crack

 
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Old 01-18-2019, 07:06 AM   #6
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i like pasta. my mom bought some pasta in yehuda mahane or mahane yehuda or whatever the fuck it's called. it's shaped in stars of david lol.

 
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Old 01-18-2019, 04:24 PM   #7
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I'd rather have gnocchi.

 
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Old 01-18-2019, 04:51 PM   #8
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I'd rather have gnocchi.
NOT PASTA

 
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Old 01-18-2019, 05:09 PM   #9
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thus beginneth what will later be known as "The Decline and Fall of Buzzard"

 
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Old 01-18-2019, 05:19 PM   #10
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What about the phrase "I'd rather have gnocchi" could possibly suggest that it had been identified as pasta?

 
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Old 01-18-2019, 05:22 PM   #11
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GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE PASTA THREAD BUZZARD

 
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Old 01-18-2019, 05:26 PM   #12
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What good was this thread without fettuccine, cannelloni and lasagna, anyway?

 
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Old 01-18-2019, 05:32 PM   #13
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sorrentinos > ravioli > tortellini

 
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Old 01-18-2019, 05:51 PM   #14
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Old 01-18-2019, 05:52 PM   #16
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Old 01-18-2019, 05:53 PM   #17
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Old 01-18-2019, 05:53 PM   #18
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What about the phrase "I'd rather have gnocchi" could possibly suggest that it had been identified as pasta?
What about the thread title could possibly suggest that someone posting in this thread might be talking about pasta?


ANSWER ME THAT IF YOU CAN

 
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Old 01-18-2019, 05:54 PM   #20
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penne pasta for life

campanelle is sick too

 
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Old 01-18-2019, 05:54 PM   #21
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GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE PASTA THREAD BUZZARD

YES









FUCK

 
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Old 01-18-2019, 06:20 PM   #22
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What about the thread title could possibly suggest that someone posting in this thread might be talking about pasta?


ANSWER ME THAT IF YOU CAN
Does "I'd rather be fishing" mean that fishing is a form of driving a car with a bumper sticker?

 
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Old 01-18-2019, 06:35 PM   #23
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this is like picking a favorite flavor of M&M'S

 
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Old 01-18-2019, 07:17 PM   #24
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a favourite colour of m&m's, even

 
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Old 01-18-2019, 07:17 PM   #25
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Old 01-18-2019, 07:18 PM   #26
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my fave is of muppets though

 
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Old 01-18-2019, 07:26 PM   #27
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Mpls's pastas keep getting bigger and bigger and it's freaking me the fuck out

My favorite shape is beefaroni

 
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Old 01-18-2019, 07:59 PM   #28
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I want it all inside me

 
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Old 01-18-2019, 08:49 PM   #29
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What about the thread title could possibly suggest that someone posting in this thread might be talking about pasta?


ANSWER ME THAT IF YOU CAN

lol buzz-boy neg repped me for this


IT WAS JUST A JOKE LOL

 
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Old 01-18-2019, 08:50 PM   #30
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Does "I'd rather be fishing" mean that fishing is a form of driving a car with a bumper sticker?
I have no idea what you are talking about but you better believe I'm gonna drop a neg rep on your ass!

 
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