The "Up the bum" Monday thread

[Ihaguitar]

It's Monday again. Let us know how you got on, and whether you did it "up the bum".

[smashingjj]

mind your own business, cunt.

[Ihaguitar]

Don't be coy, boy.

[run2pee]

Originally Posted by Ihaguitar

It's Monday again. Let us know how you got on, and whether you did it "up the bum".

[ovary]

i am doing it up the bum now

[MyOneAndOnly]

[Machinist]

'The four most over-rated things in life are champagne, lobster, anal sex, and picnics.'

- Christopher Hitchens.

[FoolofaTook]

back in november, mary grace had me get on all fours and she fingered my butthole

it was her idea, I swear to god

[Ihaguitar]

Originally Posted by Machinist

'The four most over-rated things in life are champagne, lobster, anal sex, and picnics.'

- Christopher Hitchens.

Picnics getting a raw deal there but ok. Hitch going for his picnics without the lube?

[redbreegull]

usually Monday is more about what's comin out of my bum if you know what I mean

[Disco King]

Originally Posted by Machinist

'The four most over-rated things in life are champagne, lobster, anal sex, and picnics.'

- Christopher Hitchens.

I agree with picnics (I'm a fan of tables and chairs, and not dirty wooden outdoor ones) and I have no opinion in anal sex, but champagne and lobster rule.

[Disco King]

God, I don't know what's stupider: eating a sandwich on a blanket on the grass or eating a sandwich on a fucking picnic table

[Ihaguitar]

Wood is naturally antibiotic. That's why it's a good material for chopping boards.

[Plasticine Rap Star]

Originally Posted by Machinist

'The four most over-rated things in life are champagne, lobster, anal sex, and picnics.'

- Christopher Hitchens.

He obviously never combined all four. That's an afternoon I won't forget

[Ihaguitar]

Originally Posted by Plasticine Rap Star

He obviously never combined all four. That's an afternoon I won't forget

Lucky boy.

[Plasticine Rap Star]

Well maybe if it had actually happened. But then again I'm teetotal, I don't eat lobster, I'm not into anal sex, and I'm largely indifferent to picnics, so maybe not.